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    After many complaints about Goodyear's bias, the Justice Department has decided to launch an investigation.
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    • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

      Originally posted by joecct View Post
      After many complaints about Goodyear's bias, the Justice Department has decided to launch an investigation.
      After yet another flat denial, they tired of the spokesperson's excuses.
      Last edited by owslachief; 01-05-2014, 11:33 PM.

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      • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

        Originally posted by owslachief View Post
        After yet another flat denial, they tired of the spokesperson's excuses.
        Sounds like Goodyear is happy to simply tread water.

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          Originally posted by owslachief View Post
          Will this End? I can barely Fn anymore.
          Looks like the thread did make a shift. But here I go and insert my comment to move it backspace.

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          • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

            How cold is it?

            I had to pry my dog from the fire hydrant.
            CCT '77 & '78
            4 kids
            5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
            1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

            ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
            - Benjamin Franklin

            Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

            I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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            • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

              Originally posted by joecct View Post
              How cold is it?

              I had to pry my dog from the fire hydrant.


              Do you have the streaming video?

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              • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                Originally posted by owslachief View Post


                Do you have the streaming video?
                Sorry. No. We just went with the flow.
                CCT '77 & '78
                4 kids
                5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                - Benjamin Franklin

                Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                  The Korski family was very protective of its children. However the father, Si, was a helicopter parent.

                  Private Reasons went to his divisional commander, Major Dilemma, to complain about KP duty assigned by Corporal Punishment. The major, after hearing the complaints, assigned Pvt. Reasons to be the Post Hole Digger.
                  CCT '77 & '78
                  4 kids
                  5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                  1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                  ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                  - Benjamin Franklin

                  Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                  I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                  • Originally posted by joecct View Post
                    The Korski family was very protective of its children. However the father, Si, was a helicopter parent.

                    Private Reasons went to his divisional commander, Major Dilemma, to complain about KP duty assigned by Corporal Punishment. The major, after hearing the complaints, assigned Pvt. Reasons to be the Post Hole Digger.
                    Took him awhile for him to recover from dealing with General Failure.

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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                      Originally posted by joecct View Post
                      assigned Pvt. Reasons to be the Post Hole Digger.
                      better to be the post holedigger than the pre holedigger though.
                      "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                      "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                      "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                      "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                      • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                        Say, kids, it's OXYMORON time

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                        • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                          What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

                          He'd be pounding on the lid of his coffin yelling "someone get me out of this box!"
                          "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                          "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                          "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                          "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                          • Originally posted by owslachief View Post
                            Say, kids, it's OXYMORON time

                            Jumbo Shrimp
                            Guest Host
                            Drive on a Parkway
                            Park in a Driveway
                            Anxious Patient
                            Juvenile Delinquency
                            CCT '77 & '78
                            4 kids
                            5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                            1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                            ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                            - Benjamin Franklin

                            Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                            I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                            • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                              A shivering girl told her father it was very cold in the house. He responded by telling her to go sit in the corner. The daughter asked her father why he would make her do such a thing. He replied "Well, it's 90 degrees there".

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                              • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                                Originally posted by owslachief View Post
                                Say, kids, it's OXYMORON time

                                Jumbo Shrimp
                                Guest Host
                                Drive on a Parkway
                                Park in a Driveway
                                Anxious Patient
                                Pay a toll for the Freeway
                                Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003

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