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Did you happen to catch the name of the guy with no arms and no legs in the hole?
Phil
Did you happen to catch the name of the guy with no arms and no legs in the hole?
Phil
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It's Holiday Time at the psychiatric hospital. The rehab staff plans to engage the patients in music therapy.
On the schizophrenic ward, they are singing "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
The manic patients are warbling "Deck the Halls...and the Walls...and the Light Fixtures....and the Windows....and...."
The paranoid unit keeps getting stuck on the "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake" section....
The narcissists are caroling "Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me."
and the obsessive compulsive unit decided to do "Jingle Bells" as a round....
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"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdomComment
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continuing in the spirit of the season
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
Merry Christmas!Boosh Factor 4Originally posted by mtu_huskies
Originally posted by Brent HovenComment
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Did you hear about the Irishman with no arms and no legs out on the porch?
His name was Patty O'Furniture.Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003
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How do hairdressers threaten each other?
I will muss you up!Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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The roundest knight at King Arthur's Table was Sir Cumference. He got his shape by eating too much pi.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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what did the old horse say when he fell down?
help me, I've fallen and I cant giddy up!Boosh Factor 4Originally posted by mtu_huskies
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You can't really blame him-the more pi he ate, the less he felt like exercising so he just ate more pi-and so on. I guess Sir Cumference was caught in a a vicious circle.Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View PostTake the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humorComment
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Everybody in the house knew Sir Cumference was irrational. One day he asked his chef, Ray Dias, to bake him a dutch apple pie. To his disappointment, Ray baked a round pie. Sir Cumference barked to Ray, Come on now. You know apple pies are squared.Originally posted by DrDemento View PostComment
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Didn't that chef, Ray Dias, vacation in Florida and come back as a tan gent?Originally posted by NEWI Badger Fan View PostTake the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humorComment
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Don't know. Tasted his food and got an acute case of poisoning. Felt so bad I thought I was going to the angles.Originally posted by DrDemento View PostCCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.Comment
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Originally posted by joecct View Post
Did you know Mr. Dias was a logger before he changed careers to being a chef? He was ranked #1 on the logging circuit. ESPN was quoted as saying Ray Dias has the best log rhythm in the business.Comment
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Joe, I thought as a chef he was a pretty good risk-even cosined a loan for him.Originally posted by joecct View PostTake the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humorComment
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You're just being obtuse. However, the Inquirer reported his wife is bisectual. However, nobody has any proof, just a lot of theorems.Originally posted by DrDemento View PostCCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.Comment
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