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Unless you are Chuck Norris.Originally posted by DrDemento View Post
Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups. Instead, he pushes the earth down while he stays in place."Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdomComment
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I can't quite remember the setup...
the punchline is "pea green soup.""Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdomComment
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Father Karras, what did your client have for lunch?Originally posted by FreshFish View PostComment
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That might be the first part.Originally posted by owslachief View Post
The second part would then be, "what did your client do after lunch?"
but the original was much more clever than that."Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdomComment
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Did you hear about the man that was chilled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.
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They put him in a KelvinatorOriginally posted by wolverineTrumpet View PostCCT '77 & '78
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”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
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I want to live forever. So far, so good.Comment
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There are two types of people in the world, those that can reasonably draw conclusions from incomplete data sets.Michigan Tech Huskies Pep Band: There's No Use Trying To Talk. No Human Sound Can Stand Up To This. Loud Enough To Knock You Down.Comment
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there are 10 types of poeple in the world, those who understand binary and those who don'tOriginally posted by Twitch Boy View Post"Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdomComment
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I had dinner with a guy who had a face like that of a Detroit Lions RB, but the body of the actor who played Greg Brady. For dessert he ordered Mixed Barrys.Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003
WRPI, 91.5 FM...usually color commentary.Comment
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Yes the IT-types are fond of that one.Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
There are 3 kinds of humorists in the world: Those that can count, and those that can't.Comment
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Was that theory promulgated by Dr. Noyes?Originally posted by FreshFish View PostCCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.Comment
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Yes the IT-types are fond of that one.
Also, there are 3 kinds of humorists in the world: Those that can count, and those that can't.
I feel like it's light-changing time - P.C. / modern version ...
Those who know what I'm talking about or have been lectured by choral directors may get a chuckle from this:
Q: How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb / CFL / LED?
A: Hard to say; nobody watches.Comment
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How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?Originally posted by owslachief View Post
-- One, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.
DAdumDUM."Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdomComment
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I miss the pictures.... How's the veal?Originally posted by FreshFish View PostCCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.Comment
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