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  • #766
    Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

    Originally posted by owslachief View Post
    Maybe he kneads the business.
    he appreciates the dough.
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    • #767
      Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
      he appreciates the dough.
      His grandfather was in the Army in World War I.

      Yes, he was a doughboy.
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      • #768
        Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

        Why did the apple turn over?

        Because he saw the jelly roll.
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        • #769
          Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

          How much did it cost the pirate to get his piercings?
          A buck-an-ear
          Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
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          • #770
            Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

            Haunted French Pancakes give me the Crepes.
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            ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
            - Benjamin Franklin

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            • #771
              Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

              The art thief, when the police were closing in, decided to take the Monet and run.
              CCT '77 & '78
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              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
              - Benjamin Franklin

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              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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              • #772
                Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                What do you call a back doctor who pactices in Egypt?
                A Cairo-practor.
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                • #773
                  Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                  Originally posted by jericho View Post
                  What do you call a back doctor who pactices in Egypt?
                  A Cairo-practor.
                  But if you don't go, are you in de nile?
                  CCT '77 & '78
                  4 kids
                  5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                  1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                  ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                  - Benjamin Franklin

                  Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                  I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                  • #774
                    Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                    There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

                    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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                    • #775
                      Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                      Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                      Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
                      I thought it was a God forsaken organization??
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                      5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                      1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                      ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                      - Benjamin Franklin

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                      • #776
                        Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                        Why did the perpendicular angle always have to correct her more obtuse husband?

                        She was always right.
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                        • #777
                          Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                          Originally posted by jericho View Post
                          Why did the perpendicular angle always have to correct her more obtuse husband?

                          She was always right.
                          Their kids, though, were acute.
                          CCT '77 & '78
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                          5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                          1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                          ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                          - Benjamin Franklin

                          Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                          I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                          • #778
                            Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                            A man was attacked in the street by two disguised individuals, one dressed as a sodium chloride molecule and another dressed as the Energizer bunny.

                            Police determined that the attack was a salt and battery.
                            UNH

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                            • #779
                              Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                              Originally posted by Scott View Post
                              A man was attacked in the street by two disguised individuals, one dressed as a sodium chloride molecule and another dressed as the Energizer bunny.

                              Police determined that the attack was a salt and battery.
                              He should have used pepper spray.
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                              4 kids
                              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                              - Benjamin Franklin

                              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                              • #780
                                Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                                Originally posted by joecct View Post
                                Their kids, though, were acute.
                                I suppose the inlaws were obtuse?
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