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    Anyone know of a good concrete driveway contractor that I could hire? I hope it doesn't take too long to cement this deal.

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      Originally posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
      Anyone know of a good concrete driveway contractor that I could hire? I hope it doesn't take too long to cement this deal.
      Hope he doesn't drive a hard bargain.
      Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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        KIWI Business man...
        A New Zealander just started his own business in Afghanistan .
        He's making land mines that look like prayer mats.
        It's doing well.
        He says prophets are going through the roof.

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          Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from Sing Sing? The newspaper said he was a small medium at large.
          Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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            There was a person who had a complicated set of psychological issues related to clusters of buildings grouped together for a common purpose.....

            yes, the poor fellow suffered from a complex complex complex.
            "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

            "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

            "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

            "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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              It wasn't school John disliked it was just the principal of it.
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                We never got the tent up because of all the missed stakes we had.
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                  I heard a rumor that President Obama is considering an executive order designed to shore up his support among breast cancer survivors. He wants every automobile in the country to be painted a light red shade, to make us a pink-car nation.
                  "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                  "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                  "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                  "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                    Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                    There was a person who had a complicated set of psychological issues related to clusters of buildings grouped together for a common purpose.....

                    yes, the poor fellow suffered from a complex complex complex.
                    Reminds me of one from Sondheim, from Into the Woods as Jack's mom is telling him to sell their cow: "We've no time to sit and dither, while her withers wither with her."
                    If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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                      Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
                      Reminds me of one from Sondheim, from Into the Woods as Jack's mom is telling him to sell their cow: "We've no time to sit and dither, while her withers wither with her."
                      are you saying that their cow was an udder failure?
                      "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                      "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                      "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                      "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                        Doctor wants me to take either Viagra or Levitra. This is a hard decision.
                        Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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                          The Bugle has the best horrible pun runs.
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                            Did you hear about the boarding house that blew up?

                            Roomers are flying!

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                              Originally posted by Rimbaud View Post


                              The Bugle has the best horrible pun runs.
                              Love The Bugle.

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