The USCHO Christmas poem-Enjoy!

[Ralph Baer]

Re: The USCHO Christmas poem-Enjoy!

Classic! Your reputation precedes you, good sir!

I doubt that AspyDad frequents the Cafe much.

[The Rube]

Re: The USCHO Christmas poem-Enjoy!

Then I am quite honored to have been included although a bit concerned that two posters had the same thought. http://board.uscho.com/showthread.ph...=1#post5303698 (post 310)

Classic! Your reputation precedes you, good sir!

[Ralph Baer]

Re: The USCHO Christmas poem-Enjoy!

While I was making it up as I was typing it, I wanted to get Goon, Happy, Dirty, and some others in there, but it wasn't working, really. I could do a second one, but it'd be a book, not a post.

Then I am quite honored to have been included although a bit concerned that two posters had the same thought. http://board.uscho.com/showthread.ph...=1#post5303698 (post 310)

[MavHockey14]

Re: The USCHO Christmas poem-Enjoy!

While I was making it up as I was typing it, I wanted to get Goon, Happy, Dirty, and some others in there, but it wasn't working, really. I could do a second one, but it'd be a book, not a post.

Save it for the offseason!

[bigmrg74]

Re: The USCHO Christmas poem-Enjoy!

I'll give a USCHO version a shot:

Twas the night before Christmas
In the USCHO lair
No one was posting
Not even Ralph Baer

Then a new thread was started
Because someone had an itch
Who was it, you ask?
'Twas the poster named Twitch!

Soon les, diva and wt joined,
And the rest of the harlots
But there were no martinis,
And therefore no Scarlet

The thread attracted
The posters in droves
When gmann asked,
"But where, praytell, is Hoves?"

After some pondering,
goldy_331 ventured a guess
"Probably at the bar with
bbdl and MNS!"

The air was filled joy
And songs and good beer,
Finally Bakunin yelled
Merry Christmas to all, and happy new year!

I'm pretty sure the Commie would have cussed at some point in there.

[The Rube]

Re: The USCHO Christmas poem-Enjoy!

USCHO or a lodge poem?

Both great work!

While I was making it up as I was typing it, I wanted to get Goon, Happy, Dirty, and some others in there, but it wasn't working, really. I could do a second one, but it'd be a book, not a post.

[MavHockey14]

Re: The USCHO Christmas poem-Enjoy!

I'll give a USCHO version a shot:

Twas the night before Christmas
In the USCHO lair
No one was posting
Not even Ralph Baer

Then a new thread was started
Because someone had an itch
Who was it, you ask?
'Twas the poster named Twitch!

Soon les, diva and wt joined,
And the rest of the harlots
But there were no martinis,
And therefore no Scarlet

The thread attracted
The posters in droves
When gmann asked,
"But where, praytell, is Hoves?"

After some pondering,
goldy_331 ventured a guess
"Probably at the bar with
bbdl and MNS!"

The air was filled joy
And songs and good beer,
Finally Bakunin yelled
Merry Christmas to all, and happy new year!

USCHO or a lodge poem?

Both great work!

[Scarlet]

Re: The USCHO Christmas poem-Enjoy!

I'll give a USCHO version a shot:

Twas the night before Christmas
In the USCHO lair
No one was posting
Not even Ralph Baer

Then a new thread was started
Because someone had an itch
Who was it, you ask?
'Twas the poster named Twitch!

Soon les, diva and wt joined,
And the rest of the harlots
But there were no martinis,
And therefore no Scarlet

The thread attracted
The posters in droves
When gmann asked,
"But where, praytell, is Hoves?"

After some pondering,
goldy_331 ventured a guess
"Probably at the bar with
bbdl and MNS!"

The air was filled joy
And songs and good beer,
Finally Bakunin yelled
Merry Christmas to all, and happy new year!

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[The Rube]

Re: The USCHO Christmas poem-Enjoy!

I'll give a USCHO version a shot:

Twas the night before Christmas
In the USCHO lair
No one was posting
Not even Ralph Baer

Then a new thread was started
Because someone had an itch
Who was it, you ask?
'Twas the poster named Twitch!

Soon les, diva and wt joined,
And the rest of the harlots
But there were no martinis,
And therefore no Scarlet

The thread attracted
The posters in droves
When gmann asked,
"But where, praytell, is Hoves?"

After some pondering,
goldy_331 ventured a guess
"Probably at the bar with
bbdl and MNS!"

The air was filled joy
And songs and good beer,
Finally Bakunin yelled
Merry Christmas to all, and happy new year!

[huskyfan]

Re: The USCHO Christmas poem-Enjoy!

most excellent!

[ExileOnDaytonStreet]

I, of course, was wondering who would be in the USCHO Cristmas Porn.

Dirty. Who else?

[goldy_331]

Re: The USCHO Christmas poem-Enjoy!

I, of course, was wondering who would be in the USCHO Cristmas Porn.

[Scarlet]

Re: The USCHO Christmas poem-Enjoy!

Outstanding!

[jericho]

Twas the year before realignment
here at USCHO
The Big Ten is upon us
All wrapped up with a bow

First Penn State joined
then Michigan came
Wait? What's this?
Where's Notre Dame?

They left their own conference
The CCHA
to join Hockey East
get out of their way!

They need a twelfth team
but who will it be
to take on the likes
of BU and BC

And Colorado College
would join with the Sioux
to form the NCHC
with SCSU

Times they are changing
and a league they did kill
but what to do
with Alabama Huntsville?

This sport we all love
will seem all brand new
Merry Christmas everyone
and Happy New Year too!