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  • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

    Originally posted by johnnypohlfan View Post
    Probably not in the same sense as you find things fun, like raping dead vermin and all, but I'd like to think I'm a pretty good time.

    It was just a bit confounding that people were actually, truly upset that Gameday chose to do a weekend in Fargo. All over social media. The things people choose to get upset about...Ragging on their decision to go to Fargo was especially amusing. Especially when it comes from people who live in their mom's basement, or such huge metropolitan areas like St. Louis Park (the arsehole of Hennepin County) or...Maine.

    I don't why you people perpetuate this myth against us. You cannot rape something that's dead. I would think that you goat-rapers would understand the difference between our peoples.

    As for the other subject, my favorite Gamedays are when they go to the unlikely or out of the way spots. Who wants to see them in Columbus, Tuscaloosa or any of those places again?

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    • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

      Originally posted by johnnypohlfan View Post
      Probably not in the same sense as you find things fun, like raping dead vermin and all, but I'd like to think I'm a pretty good time.

      It was just a bit confounding that people were actually, truly upset that Gameday chose to do a weekend in Fargo. All over social media. The things people choose to get upset about...Ragging on their decision to go to Fargo was especially amusing. Especially when it comes from people who live in their mom's basement, or such huge metropolitan areas like St. Louis Park (the arsehole of Hennepin County) or...Maine.
      If you think anyone here was upset at all, I think you are mistaken. I thought it was incredibly cool that GameDay came to Fargo but that certainly doesn't mean I'm going to blow sunshine up NDSU's arse and pretend that I like anything about them.
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      • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

        Originally posted by Dirty View Post
        If you think anyone here was upset at all, I think you are mistaken. I thought it was incredibly cool that GameDay came to Fargo but that certainly doesn't mean I'm going to blow sunshine up NDSU's arse and pretend that I like anything about them.
        Admit it, you like the fact that it's the one "major" university in ND to actually have a school mascot for its athletics program.
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        • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

          Originally posted by johnnypohlfan View Post
          Probably not in the same sense as you find things fun, like raping dead vermin and all, but I'd like to think I'm a pretty good time.

          It was just a bit confounding that people were actually, truly upset that Gameday chose to do a weekend in Fargo. All over social media. The things people choose to get upset about...Ragging on their decision to go to Fargo was especially amusing. Especially when it comes from people who live in their mom's basement, or such huge metropolitan areas like St. Louis Park (the arsehole of Hennepin County) or...Maine.
          St. Louis Park annexed Cedar-Riverside?

          I fail to see how SLP can be the ***hole of Hennepin County when we have an Olive Garden, sir.
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          • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

            Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
            St. Louis Park annexed Cedar-Riverside?
            That's racist! Damm Somalis!


            And there's also Crooklyn Park.
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            • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

              Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
              St. Louis Park annexed Cedar-Riverside?

              I fail to see how SLP can be the ***hole of Hennepin County when we have an Olive Garden, sir.
              Wait... St. Louis Park is considered not nice now?

              What does that make Richfield?
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                Originally posted by ExileOnDaytonStreet View Post
                Wait... St. Louis Park is considered not nice now?

                What does that make Richfield?
                No, johnnypohlfan is just really bad at making jokes.
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                • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

                  Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                  That's racist! Damm Somalis!


                  And there's also Crooklyn Park.
                  I thought it was Brooklyn Dark
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                  • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

                    Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                    I thought it was Brooklyn Dark
                    You have options. It's a progressive town.
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                    • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

                      Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                      You have options. It's a progressive town.
                      Brooklyn Dark and Crooklyn Center.

                      There's also No Hope and St Jewish Park. For larger cities, it starts with White Cloud.

                      I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting.
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                      • Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                        Brooklyn Dark and Crooklyn Center.

                        There's also No Hope and St Jewish Park. For larger cities, it starts with White Cloud.

                        I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting.
                        White Castle?

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                        • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

                          Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                          Brooklyn Dark and Crooklyn Center.

                          There's also No Hope and St Jewish Park. For larger cities, it starts with White Cloud.

                          I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting.
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                          • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

                            It's wager time. Tonight's wager will be does the opening night of the NHL make the first half hour of SportsCenter?
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                            • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

                              Originally posted by MountieBoyOz View Post
                              It's wager time. Tonight's wager will be does the opening night of the NHL make the first half hour of SportsCenter?
                              Fixed.

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                              • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

                                The NHL Preview Issue of ESPN The Magazine came out today.

                                HAHAHAHAHA Not really. It's "The Bay Area Issue" which focuses on the 49ers and Raiders.

                                But hockey is mentioned. The NHL Preview gets 3 pages (one is a full-page picture of Shawn Thornton and Colton Orr fighting) in the issue. Rather than actually talk about the sport, ESPN polled players on such exciting topics as: Are goalie pads too big, should the instigator rule be abolished and would you play in the KHL? If you look closely enough, you can see that ESPN's six "experts" (Buccigross, Melrose and four nobodies) all pick western conference teams to win the Stanley Cup. Bucci, Mullet and Craig Custance take the Kings, Pierre LeBrun takes the BlackHawks to repeat, Katie Strang picks the Sharks and Scott Burnside was obviously smoking something when he picked the Coyotes.

                                No team by team preview. No conference or division break down. Real in-depth stuff, ESPN.

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