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  • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

    Originally posted by Priceless View Post
    What makes you think he'd be able to oogle anyone with the state he was in?
    Boobs are pretty reliable for something to catch the eyes and give you something to focus on. Even if you're seeing in plaid I would wager boobs would be something you could probably focus on for about 10 seconds minimum.
    bueller: Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Why does Positrack work? Why does Ferris lose on the road and play dead at home?

    It just happens.


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    • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

      Originally posted by bigmrg74 View Post
      Boobs are pretty reliable for something to catch the eyes and give you something to focus on. Even if you're seeing in plaid I would wager boobs would be something you could probably focus on for about 10 seconds minimum.
      Or a front loading washing machine with red, blue, green, and yellow sheets in it...
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      • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

        Originally posted by bigmrg74 View Post
        Ummmm.... Doesn't this assume that Skip Bayless was ever a real journalist in the beginning?
        Skip Bayless may be the most hated man in sports.

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        • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

          You know what is a great show? Olberman.
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          • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

            Originally posted by Biddco View Post
            You know what is a great show? Olberman.
            In the words of Sheldon Cooper, "Sarcasm?"
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              FS Live actually showed preseason hockey highlights. Awesome.
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              Well, I'm going to do a farewell tour of upstate New York, hellholes like Plattsburgh. Fred Armisen as Gov. Paterson

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              • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

                Originally posted by MountieBoyOz View Post
                In the words of Sheldon Cooper, "Sarcasm?"
                Nope. I really enjoy watching it.
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                • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

                  Originally posted by Biddco View Post
                  Nope. I really enjoy watching it.
                  It is getting pretty positive reviews.


                  On another note, the September 30 edition of ESPN The Magazine arrived today. It features a list of all 122 major franchises and lists them in order. The #1 franchise is.... Memphis Grizzlies. Go figure. The Miami Heat are the 5th best NBA franchise, coming in at #25 overall. The top football franchise is the Green Bay Packers (#5) and top MLB is Arizona Diamondbacks (6) before a trio of NHL squads Pittsburgh, Anaheim and Ottawa take spots 7-9. The worst franchises are the Toronto Maple Leafs, Miami Marlins, New York Jets and the worst of the worst: Sacramento Kings.

                  Minnesota: Wild (50), Twins (58), Vikings (69) and Timberwolves (83)
                  Boston: Patriots (39), Celtics (45), Bruins (48) and Red Sox (93)
                  New York/New Jersey: Devils (40), Giants (66), Nets (71), Rangers (76), Islanders (78), Yankees (87) Knicks (102), Mets (106) and Jets (121)

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                  • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

                    So... what's their criteria that puts the Grizzlies (really?) at number 1?
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                    • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

                      Originally posted by ExileOnDaytonStreet View Post
                      So... what's their criteria that puts the Grizzlies (really?) at number 1?
                      The categories and weight given:
                      Title track: 3.6% (championships won, or expected to win in a fan's lifetime) #1 Baltimore Ravens/122 Milwaukee Bucks
                      Ownership: 10.2% (Honesty/Loyalty to core players+community) #1 San Antonio/122 Miami Marlins
                      Coaching: 3.1% (strength of on-fie;d leadership) #1 San Antonio/122 Charlotte
                      Players: 11.3% (Effort/Likability) #1 San Antonio/122 Sacramento
                      Fan Relations: 25.2% (Courtesy towards fans/use of technology to benefit fans) #1 San Antonio/122 Sacramento
                      Affordability: 17.4% (Prices) #1 Indiana Pacers/122 Toronto Maple Leafs
                      Stadium Experience: 12.4% (Fan friendliness/Game-day promotions) #1 San Francisco Giants/122 Sacramento
                      Bang for the Buck: 16.8% (wins in last two seasons per fan dollar) #1 Indiana Pacers/122 Toronto Maple Leafs

                      Things like Owners, Fan Relations, Likability were measured by surveying 1011 fans across North America and 59,028 on the Internet.

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                      • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

                        ESPN Gameday broadcasts from ... Fargo?? rly?

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                        • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

                          Originally posted by MadTownSioux View Post
                          ESPN Gameday broadcasts from ... Fargo?? rly?

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                          They do this 1 or 2 times a year where they pick some off the wall game to honor...
                          It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

                          Go Cats!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!

                          Cuck the Fubs... Let's Go WHITE SOX!!!

                          Wildcat Born, Wildcat Bred....

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                          • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

                            Originally posted by MadTownSioux View Post
                            ESPN Gameday broadcasts from ... Fargo?? rly?

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                            And NDSU fans are completely embarrassing themselves complaining how it should be at the FargoDome instead of Downtown...

                            It's comical.
                            Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
                            Originally posted by Quizmire
                            mns, this is why i love you.

                            Originally posted by Markt
                            MNS - forking genius.

                            Originally posted by asterisk hat
                            MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.

                            Originally posted by hockeybando
                            I am a fan of MNS.

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                            • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

                              Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
                              And NDSU fans are completely embarrassing themselves complaining how it should be at the FargoDome instead of Downtown...

                              It's comical.
                              "Downtown?"

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                              • Re: The "Complain About ESPN" Thread

                                Originally posted by Priceless View Post
                                "Downtown?"
                                You know, by the TGI Friday's.
                                If you want to be a BADGER, just come along with me

                                BRING BACK PAT RICHTER!!!


                                At his graduation ceremony from the U of Minnesota, my cousin got a keychain. When asked what UW gave her for graduation, my sister said, "A degree from a University that matters."

                                Canned music is a pathetic waste of your time.

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