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Originally posted by Gurtholfin View PostI settled on NHL Network which was showing a replay of Toronto's epic game 7 collapse.Growing old is mandatory -- growing up is optional!
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New ESPN Program To Feature Attractive Blonde Reading Tweets For 30 Minutes
LOS ANGELES—ESPN programming executives announced Wednesday the debut of a new show called The Pulse that will air afternoons on ESPN and evenings on ESPN2 and which will consist of an attractive blonde host reading tweets and Facebook comments to the camera for a half hour. “This new show will tap into the real conversations taking place across social channels and then literally repeat those conversations back to people,” said Jamie Horowitz, vice president of original programming. “We are confident that a beautiful, flaxen-haired young woman flirtatiously reading short, easy-to-digest messages aloud is exactly the kind of innovative programming that the discerning modern sports fan demands.” After several rounds of test marketing, the collected data suggested that The Pulse has the potential to become the most popular program on the entire ESPN family of networks despite frequently veering completely off the topic of sports.
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Originally posted by Priceless View PosttUMD Hockey
"And there is a banana running around the DECC." "Well you don't see that every day..."
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Originally posted by Biddco View PostHey its the Fox Sports Girls!!!!St. Cloud, Minnesota: You could do worse...
It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.
The 2009 Poser of the Year
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Originally posted by Priceless View Post"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
"Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth
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It's embarrassing when The Onion gets ESPN better than ESPN gets itself. And sadly, I almost expected it to be a link to espn.com instead.“Demolish the bridges behind you… then there is no choice but to build again.”
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Berman to call 2nd game of MNF opening doubleheader.
Thank Heaven's it is past my bedtime. My sympathies to the Left Coast.CCT '77 & '78
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Originally posted by Biddco View PostHey its the Fox Sports Girls!!!!Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
Originally posted by Quizmire
mns, this is why i love you.
Originally posted by Markt
MNS - forking genius.
Originally posted by asterisk hat
MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.
Originally posted by hockeybando
I am a fan of MNS.
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Originally posted by Priceless View PostOriginally posted by aparch View PostIt's embarrassing when The Onion gets ESPN better than ESPN gets itself. And sadly, I almost expected it to be a link to espn.com instead.Code:As of 9/21/10: As of 9/13/10: College Hockey 6 College Football 0 BTHC 4 WCHA FC: 1
Originally posted by SanTropezMay your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.Originally posted by bigblue_dlI don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..Originally posted by KeplerWhen the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
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Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View PostDo not speak ill of the Fox Sports Girls...Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens
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Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View PostSweet Jeebus. I didn't even consider that it was an Onion article. I had this great rant typed up and read your post before I hit send. It's terribly sad I didn't, even for a moment, think that this could be satire.
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