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  • #1141
    Re: What the Fark???

    Filing this under "can't be too careful." (potentially NSFW)
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    • #1142
      Re: What the Fark???

      Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
      Filing this under "can't be too careful." (potentially NSFW)
      Looks like The Naked Gun was ahead of its time.
      Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
      Originally posted by Quizmire
      mns, this is why i love you.
      Originally posted by Markt
      MNS - forking genius.
      Originally posted by asterisk hat
      MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.
      Originally posted by hockeybando
      I am a fan of MNS.

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      • #1143
        Re: What the Fark???

        Woman charged in fork attack on stepdaughter

        Apparently, the butter knives and spoons weren't available.
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        • #1144
          Re: What the Fark???

          Apparently, British Columbia, Canada, isn't very high on the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Pastafarian loses his driver's license because he's wearing colander as religious head gear
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          • #1145
            Re: What the Fark???

            Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
            Filing this under "can't be too careful." (potentially NSFW)
            But where is the "WAIT! If you order now, we'll double the offer!"?
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            • #1146
              Re: What the Fark???

              Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
              Filing this under "can't be too careful." (potentially NSFW)
              Bonus feature they're not even using as a selling point: If you suffer from old-man sac, then you have a convenient chin-slapper bra.
              "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

              "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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              • #1147
                Re: What the Fark???

                Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                Marion Barry is still part of D.C. government? Good grief.
                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                You know that really comical, awful, ugly stereotype the herpa-derps have in their heads whenever they think of The Menace of Inner City Blacks?

                Ward 8 is that but in real life. I'm not sure it isn't just an elaborate troll job; the place could be a Theme Park. Schoolly D and Easy-E look at Ward 8 and think, "ummm... maybe we should cross to the other side of the street."

                Anyway, Barry is a God there. I'm pretty sure the engraving on the local courthouse is "Canis suscepit me."
                Cripes! At least Detroit figured out to run Kwame out of town on a rail.
                bueller: Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Why does Positrack work? Why does Ferris lose on the road and play dead at home?

                It just happens.

                nmupiccdiva: I'm sorry I missed you this weekend! I thought I saw you at the football game, but I didn't want to go up to a complete stranger and ask "are you Monster?" and have it not be you!

                leswp1: you need the Monster to fix you

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                • #1148
                  Re: What the Fark???

                  NY court to decide if chimpanzee will qualify for legal personhood
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                  • #1149
                    Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                    NY court to decide if chimpanzee will qualify for legal personhood
                    Can he register to vote?
                    CCT '77 & '78
                    4 kids
                    5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                    1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                    ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                    - Benjamin Franklin

                    Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                    I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                    • #1150
                      Re: What the Fark???

                      Originally posted by joecct View Post
                      Can he register to vote?
                      Nope, but he can make unlimited contributions to Super-PACs....
                      If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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                      • #1151
                        Re: What the Fark???

                        Originally posted by joecct View Post
                        Can he register to vote?
                        Only at the polls on election day in those States that permit that.

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                        • #1152
                          Re: What the Fark???

                          Originally posted by goldy_331 View Post
                          Only at the polls on election day in those States that permit that.
                          He may already be registered in Illinois...
                          Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
                          Originally posted by Quizmire
                          mns, this is why i love you.
                          Originally posted by Markt
                          MNS - forking genius.
                          Originally posted by asterisk hat
                          MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.
                          Originally posted by hockeybando
                          I am a fan of MNS.

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                          • #1153
                            Re: What the Fark???

                            Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
                            He may already be registered in Illinois...
                            Nah. He's alive.
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                            • #1154
                              Re: What the Fark???

                              Submitted without comment.
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                              ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                              Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                              • #1155
                                Re: What the Fark???

                                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                                Submitted without comment.
                                It might as well be a costume from Breaking Bad.
                                "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                                "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                                "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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