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    Davone Bess thinks he's Jackie Chan

    But Bess' troubles escalated Friday when an officer working a TSA detail approached him in the airport concourse after several people pointed out his bizarre behavior. He was "acting irrationally, dancing, singing with his pants repeatedly falling down," according to a report written by Thomas O'Brien.

    The officer tried speaking to Bess, who grabbed a cup of coffee not belonging to him and squeezed it, causing the drink to land on the officer. Bess took a "fighting stance" at which time the officer struck him in the leg with a baton, according to the report. Bess removed his shirt and remained in the stance, ignoring the officer's command to drop to the ground.
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    God, that was fun...

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      Kellen "The Soldier" Winslow gets caught...uhh...playing with his weapon

      As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was," the report reads. "As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males [sic] erect penis. She stated that she believed he was masturbating. [The woman] provided a written statement regarding her account."

      When cops arrived on the scene, they asked Winslow what he was doing and he allegedly told them he was looking for a Boston Market.

      The cops said that Winslow had his pants on by the time they found him, although he did apparently have "two open containers of Vaseline on his center console."

      Winslow also had, according to the police, empty plastic containers of "Funky Monkey" and empty bags of "Mr. Happy."

      No, this doesn't relate to his "Boston Market excursion." Those are the forms of synthetic marijuana that Winslow was allegedly in possession of; he also allegedly told police that he purchased it from gas stations and on the Internet and smoked it because the NFL doesn't test for it.
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      • Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
        Last time I was at the DMV, I noticed a sign posted in several places that stated something like "Assaulting a DMV clerk carries criminal penalties."

        My first reaction was, "how often does this happen, that they have to post a sign about it?"

        Then, "Is there something about the way DMV employees behave that provokes people to the extent that they need a warning sign?"

        followed by "more likely, the administrators who don't have to face the public implement stupid, frustrating rules, and then they hide behind employees who are forced to say 'we are required to follow procedure, we don't have discretion to adjust the rules.' "

        then "or maybe it's the legislators who pass the laws that the DMV is then forced to implement?"

        and finally, "Hey, isn't assaulting anyone a crime already? why make another special category for assaulting DMV clerks?"



        yeah, to have this many thoughts run through my mind in succession does indeed imply that I was waiting in line for awhile....
        Sounds like the opening credits for a Monty Python movie.
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          Originally posted by Hammer View Post
          Winslow also had, according to the police, empty plastic containers of "Funky Monkey" and empty bags of "Mr. Happy."
          Well, there's everyone's fantasy team names for next season.
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            Something is weird tonight in the Nation's Capital...

            NBCWashington ‏@nbcwashington ~9:07 PM
            A man died after setting his clothes on fire while trying to light a cigarette from the stove. http://bit.ly/1eTrpsS
            and
            Jackie Bensen ‏@jackiebensen ~8:45 PM
            Robbery suspect fleeing #PrinceGeorge'sCounty police may have accidentally shot himself in groin. @nbcwashington
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            1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

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            • Re: What the Fark???

              Originally posted by joecct View Post
              Something is weird tonight in the Nation's Capital...


              and
              Is it? Is that really that weird for the DC nightly news?

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              KDR

              Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
              iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
              gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
              Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
              Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
              TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
              DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

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                Jan Brady folk, is there any truth to this? https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/...27600579_n.jpg

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                  Originally posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
                  Jan Brady folk, is there any truth to this? https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/...27600579_n.jpg
                  IIRC that's an old standard photoshop gag that makes the rounds every once in a while.
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                  • Re: What the Fark???

                    Originally posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
                    Jan Brady folk, is there any truth to this? https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/...27600579_n.jpg
                    Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                    IIRC that's an old standard photoshop gag that makes the rounds every once in a while.
                    Brent's got it right.
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                    • Re: What the Fark???

                      "Demons" cause man to set fire to hotel room
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                      • Re: What the Fark???

                        Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                        He's being charged with arson, but what if there really were demons? He saved everybody's life! He's a hero!!

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                          Earschplittenloudenboomer! Das gut!
                          Last edited by joecct; 01-28-2014, 02:16 PM.
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                          4 kids
                          5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                          1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                          ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                          - Benjamin Franklin

                          Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                          I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                          • Re: What the Fark???

                            Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                            He can't escape this now, unless you show him how.

                            Cornell '04, Stanford '06


                            KDR

                            Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
                            iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
                            gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
                            Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
                            Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
                            TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
                            DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

                            Test to see if I can add this.

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                            • Re: What the Fark???

                              Originally posted by joecct View Post
                              On that note, police in Maine, investigating horrific screams... discover THIS.
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                              • Re: What the Fark???

                                Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                                MMMMM.... the sweet sounds of bacon being made from scratch.
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                                It just happens.


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