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  • #31
    Re: What the Fark???

    Originally posted by SteveP View Post
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    Can he sue himself for malpractice?
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    • #32
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      Woman gets traffic ticket for displaying "big plastic testicles on the back of her pickup truck".

      A jury will decide if a woman who got a hefty traffic ticket for displaying big plastic testicles on the back of her pickup truck violated the state's obscene bumper sticker law.

      Virginia Tice, a local resident, planned to appear in traffic court Tuesday to ask for a jury trial if the judge didn't drop the charges. As it turned out, Police Chief Franco Fuda beat her to the punch. Fuda asked for a jury trial before Tice had a chance to appear before the judge...
      Tice was given a $445 ticket July 5 after pulling her pickup truck with big red fake testicles hanging from the trailer hitch into a gas station. They're called Bulls Balls and are bigger and more expensive than the popular Truck Nutz.
      Bulls Balls.

      Truck nuts.

      Last two links obviously not great for work. I've never even heard of or seen these, but it appears to be a booming business.

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      • #33
        Re: What the Fark???

        I have seen these. Dumb. Stupid. Dumb.
        the state of hockey is good

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        • #34
          Re: What the Fark???

          I've seen many of those. They're sweet.

          How can bull testicles be offensive? Drive through the country and you can see real bull ballsack...still not obscene.
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          • #35
            Re: What the Fark???

            Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
            I have seen these. Dumb. Stupid. Dumb.
            I've seen these too. However, they are not a bumper sticker. So why the ticket? Someone needs to find the fine print. I also think they are incredibly stupid and not original (same with the aforementioned-in-the-article Calvin Urinating stickers), but at least the Calvin stickers would presumably fall under this law (stupid law, too; free speech in this case is correct).

            Sorta-related: had a "Fukengruven" (umlaut over the second "u") bumper sticker on my first car. Never had a problem with it, and I was definitely targeted in that car (the Deadmobile, with a "Steal Your Face:" *****http://www.stuffucrave.com/image/deadbutton.jpg****** logo on the hood of the car. Took up the whole hood.
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            • #36
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              Regardless of whether or not it's actually obscene... that just has "class" written alllllll over it.

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              • #37
                Originally posted by jen View Post
                Regardless of whether or not it's actually obscene... that just has "class" written alllllll over it.
                As a former traffic cop, I would be udderly embarrassed to write a ticket for that. ;-)
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                • #38
                  Re: What the Fark???

                  Originally posted by jen View Post
                  Regardless of whether or not it's actually obscene... that just has "class" written alllllll over it.
                  Which is why bb_dl thinks they're "sweet".

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                  • #39
                    Re: What the Fark???

                    Originally posted by goldy_331 View Post
                    Which is why bb_dl thinks they're "sweet".
                    Its a country thing.
                    Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

                    RIP - Kirby

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                    • #40
                      Re: What the Fark???

                      Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                      Its a country thing.
                      The lack of class?

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                      • #41
                        Re: What the Fark???

                        Originally posted by goldy_331 View Post
                        The lack of class?
                        I've found that people from the city don't understand the country folk's love of trucks. Lifting them, tires, exhaust work, different accessories, etc. This falls under that category.
                        Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

                        RIP - Kirby

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                        • #42
                          Re: What the Fark???

                          Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                          I've found that people from the city don't understand the country folk's love of trucks. Lifting them, tires, exhaust work, different accessories, etc. This falls under that category.
                          It really doesn't have anything to do with the truck part. If they were on a car, I'd have the same opinion.

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                          • #43
                            Re: What the Fark???

                            Originally posted by jen View Post
                            It really doesn't have anything to do with the truck part. If they were on a car, I'd have the same opinion.
                            If they put bull balls on a car, I would have have a different opinion of it.

                            Bull balls belong on trucks. Big trucks, and by big, I mean >600lb-ft of torque.
                            Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

                            RIP - Kirby

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                            • #44
                              Re: What the Fark???

                              Trucks are great. Ripping the exhaust off is a little annoying, but I don't really care. But, a set of balls on anything is just stupid. Sorry.
                              the state of hockey is good

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
                                But, a set of balls on anything is just stupid. Sorry.
                                I'm going to agree with this.
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