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  • What the Fark???

    Apparently, you cannot say wt (the f word) anymore on USCHO.

    So, I am trying to get the thread going again.

    In the Socialist Empire of Madison, where 3 children (!!!) have been murdered in the past week by parents or close acquaintences, the biggest hot topic is :

    The murder of Geese!

    http://host.madison.com/video/page/?...&genre_id=9077

    What the Fark?????

    The park people did this on the sly to get around the stupid protesters, and now they have to hold a 'Memorial' service!.

    Wow.

    I'm glad I moved out of Madison.
    Fighting Sioux Forever

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    Re: What the Fark???

    Bwaaahaaahaaahaaaa...

    I think they should hold another memorial service tomorrow for the ant that I stepped on this morning.

    But I thought it was the People's Republic of MADison, not the Socialist Empire.

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    • #3
      Re: What the Fark???

      Well -- apparently we have a west coast Lorena Bobbitt.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14131133

      This one is not coming back, folks......
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      • #4
        Re: What the Fark???

        I have never met a goose that I haven't wanted to kill. They're mean ****ers that **** all over everything.
        Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

        RIP - Kirby

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        • #5
          Re: What the Fark???

          Originally posted by MadTownSioux View Post
          Apparently, you cannot say wt (the f word) anymore on USCHO.
          Haven't been able to for ages, as far as I'm aware.
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          • #6
            Re: What the Fark???

            Originally posted by jmh View Post
            Haven't been able to for ages, as far as I'm aware.
            No, I mean the 3 letters w, t, and f. There used to be a thread with it in it's header; It seems to have been deleted.
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            • #7
              Re: What the Fark???

              Originally posted by MadTownSioux View Post
              No, I mean the 3 letters w, t, and f. There used to be a thread with it in it's header; It seems to have been deleted.
              Yeah, it's been that way for ages. That thread title slipped through somehow.

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              • #8
                Re: What the Fark???

                Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                I have never met a goose that I haven't wanted to kill. They're mean ****ers that **** all over everything.
                Geese suck. I miss chasing those stupid things around on a John Deere Gator at the Coon Rapids Dam. You have wings you idiots! Just fly the eff away!
                the state of hockey is good

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                • #9
                  Re: What the Fark???

                  Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                  I have never met a goose that I haven't wanted to kill. They're mean ****ers that **** all over everything.
                  One of the buildings I used to work in had a man-made lake near it where geese flocked. Sometimes they'd have nests near the doors of the building and charge at people. They were completely desensitized to cars, too, so honking at them did no good when they wandered around the roads.

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                  • #10
                    Re: What the Fark???

                    Originally posted by MadTownSioux View Post
                    Apparently, you cannot say wt (the f word) anymore on USCHO.

                    So, I am trying to get the thread going again.

                    In the Socialist Empire of Madison, where 3 children (!!!) have been murdered in the past week by parents or close acquaintences, the biggest hot topic is :

                    The murder of Geese!

                    http://host.madison.com/video/page/?...&genre_id=9077

                    What the Fark?????

                    The park people did this on the sly to get around the stupid protesters, and now they have to hold a 'Memorial' service!.

                    Wow.

                    I'm glad I moved out of Madison.

                    "We believe it was an undemocratic process..." That line is killing me here. Too bad she didn't comment on the human rights violations the geese no doubt suffered.

                    Idea: Shut up, lady.
                    I wish I am able to live long enough to do all the things I was attributed to.

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                    • #11
                      Re: What the Fark???

                      Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
                      Geese suck. I miss chasing those stupid things around on a John Deere Gator at the Coon Rapids Dam. You have wings you idiots! Just fly the eff away!
                      If they have young who haven't fledged yet, the adults won't leave them. The DNR took a couple families out of our pond one year by just herding them up to the back of our house and netting them.

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                      • #12
                        Re: What the Fark???

                        Originally posted by jen View Post
                        One of the buildings I used to work in had a man-made lake near it where geese flocked. Sometimes they'd have nests near the doors of the building and charge at people. They were completely desensitized to cars, too, so honking at them did no good when they wandered around the roads.
                        Conveniently, they aren't desensitized from 9-irons or number 2 shot 12 gauge shells.
                        Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

                        RIP - Kirby

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                        • #13
                          Re: What the Fark???

                          And you still can't say pènis on here.

                          Woman drugs husband, severs *****, puts in garbage disposal

                          Becker was arrested Monday night after allegedly drugging her husband, tying him to a bed and then cutting off his *****, reports CBS station KCBS. The man awoke as he was being attacked, say authorities.

                          "He was conscious when his ***** was removed," said Garden Grove police Lt. Jeff Nightengale.

                          Authorities say Becker then threw the sex organ into a garbage disposal and turned it on.

                          According to CBS station KCBS, Becker called 911 and told responding officers that her husband, whose name has not been released, "deserved it."
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by zamboni crash-test dummy View Post
                            And you still can't say pènis on here.

                            Woman drugs husband, severs *****, puts in garbage disposal
                            Somewhere there is a tongue twister involving Becker's Pecker.
                            CCT '77 & '78
                            4 kids
                            5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                            1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                            ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                            - Benjamin Franklin

                            Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                            I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                            • #15
                              Re: What the Fark???

                              Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                              They're mean ****ers that **** all over everything.
                              Oddly enough, I always heard this about children.
                              "This world is your world. Take it easy, but take it." - Woody Guthrie

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