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  • #1186
    Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    I'm < 40 and immediately thought of it.
    Me too.
    U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
    Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
    I spell Failure with UAF
    Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
    But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
    Originally posted by Doyle Woody
    Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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    • #1187
      Re: What the Fark???

      Professional scary clowns are upset with American Horror Story's scary clown
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      • #1188
        Re: What the Fark???

        Take off and nuke the entire South from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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        • #1189
          Re: What the Fark???

          How to make money off Ebola. Because of course.

          Seconds before the Earth is consumed by a solar flare, traders will be scrambling to short.
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          • #1190
            Re: What the Fark???

            New inflatable Christmas tree sculpture erected in Paris.

            No, seriously, it's a Christmas tree. Really. How could you possibly think it resembles something else?
            Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
            Originally posted by Quizmire
            mns, this is why i love you.
            Originally posted by Markt
            MNS - forking genius.
            Originally posted by asterisk hat
            MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.
            Originally posted by hockeybando
            I am a fan of MNS.

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            • #1191
              Re: What the Fark???

              Well. It is green.

              At least he didn't deck it with brown tinsel.

              (I'll show myself out.)
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              ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
              Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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              • #1192
                Re: What the Fark???

                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                How to make money off Ebola. Because of course.

                Seconds before the Earth is consumed by a solar flare, traders will be scrambling to short.
                I happen to be in the process of buying a house. With the market scare 2 days ago, rates plunged, allowing me to lock in at a rate that will save me $22K over the life of the mortgage. I'll take it.

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                • #1193
                  Re: What the Fark???

                  Italian couple get stuck together in romp at sea
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                  • #1194
                    Re: What the Fark???

                    Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                    Italian couple get stuck together in romp at sea
                    why didn't someone just turn a hose of cold water on them?? it works for dogs.
                    bueller: Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Why does Positrack work? Why does Ferris lose on the road and play dead at home?

                    It just happens.

                    nmupiccdiva: I'm sorry I missed you this weekend! I thought I saw you at the football game, but I didn't want to go up to a complete stranger and ask "are you Monster?" and have it not be you!

                    leswp1: you need the Monster to fix you

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                    • #1195
                      Re: What the Fark???

                      Originally posted by bigmrg74 View Post
                      why didn't someone just turn a hose of cold water on them?? it works for dogs.
                      Call me crazy, but I think water helped get them in this mess to begin with.
                      Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
                      Originally posted by Quizmire
                      mns, this is why i love you.
                      Originally posted by Markt
                      MNS - forking genius.
                      Originally posted by asterisk hat
                      MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.
                      Originally posted by hockeybando
                      I am a fan of MNS.

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                      • #1196
                        Re: What the Fark???

                        Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
                        Call me crazy, but I think water helped get them in this mess to begin with.
                        You're crazy.
                        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                        Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                        • #1197
                          Re: What the Fark???

                          Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
                          Call me crazy, but I think water helped get them in this mess to begin with.
                          Yeah, but that was warm ocean water. You throw some cold water on them, and well, we all know what happens ...... Its like a frighten turtle.
                          bueller: Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Why does Positrack work? Why does Ferris lose on the road and play dead at home?

                          It just happens.

                          nmupiccdiva: I'm sorry I missed you this weekend! I thought I saw you at the football game, but I didn't want to go up to a complete stranger and ask "are you Monster?" and have it not be you!

                          leswp1: you need the Monster to fix you

                          Life is active, find Balance!massage therapy Ann Arbor

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                          • #1198
                            Re: What the Fark???

                            For such as this was the thread created. Be sure to read both pages.
                            Cornell University
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                            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                            • #1199
                              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                              For such as this was the thread created. Be sure to read both pages.
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                              • #1200
                                Re: What the Fark???

                                Man fakes being in a coma for two years
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