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  • #1051
    Re: What the Fark???

    Dude jumps into a tiger cage at the New Delhi Zoo and you'll never guess what happens next....

    Actually, you probably can. The tiger won.
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    • #1052
      Re: What the Fark???

      Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
      Dude jumps into a tiger cage at the New Delhi Zoo and you'll never guess what happens next....

      Actually, you probably can. The tiger won.
      And Maqsood gets in the running for a Darwin award.

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      • #1053
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        Mom bakes vagina cookies for 2nd graders; flies into a rage when school refuses them
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        • #1054
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          The Emma Watson webpage is bogus. The URL is reported owned by a company responsible for several other traffic-driving hoaxes, and apparently they are now at odds with The Website That Must Not Be Named and doing a petition drive to get it shut down.

          Getcha popcorn ready. This just got toplel.
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          • #1055
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            Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
            The Emma Watson webpage is bogus. The URL is reported owned by a company responsible for several other traffic-driving hoaxes, and apparently they are now at odds with The Website That Must Not Be Named and doing a petition drive to get it shut down.

            Getcha popcorn ready. This just got toplel.
            Only about a third of that made sense to me. There are literally millions of websites out there, many of which have nasty reputations. Without naming them, I'm willing to bet that your post might make sense to about six or seven people around here.
            "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

            "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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            • #1056
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              Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
              Only about a third of that made sense to me. There are literally millions of websites out there, many of which have nasty reputations. Without naming them, I'm willing to bet that your post might make sense to about six or seven people around here.
              I had to look up toplel on Urban Dictionary. I am now that much sadder for the future of humanity.
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              • #1057
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                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                I had to look up toplel on Urban Dictionary. I am now that much sadder for the future of humanity.
                I didn't think toplel was a thing, just a typo. See, I even misunderstood what I didn't understand.
                "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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                • #1058
                  Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                  Only about a third of that made sense to me. There are literally millions of websites out there, many of which have nasty reputations. Without naming them, I'm willing to bet that your post might make sense to about six or seven people around here.
                  Well, let's see, I'm one so...
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                  I spell Failure with UAF
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                  But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
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                  Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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                  • #1059
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                    Today in wackadoodle.
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                    • #1060
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                      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                      Today in wackadoodle.
                      On the plus side, someone figured out how to use a GoPro camera for purposes other than third-rate, "make believe I'm Warren Miller" YouTube videos.

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                      • #1061
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                        • #1062
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                          Stop me if you've heard this one before

                          Two Ebola patients, who died of the virus in separate communities in Nimba County have reportedly resurrected in the county. The victims, both females, believed to be in their 60s and 40s respectively, died of the Ebola virus recently in Hope Village Community and the Catholic Community in Ganta, Nimba.

                          But to the amazement of residents and onlookers on Monday, the deceased reportedly regained life in total disbelief. The NewDawn Nimba County correspondent said the late Dorris Quoi of Hope Village Community and the second victim only identified as Ma Kebeh, said to be in her late 60s, were about to be taken for burial when they resurrected.

                          Ma Kebeh had reportedly been in door for two nights without food and medication before her alleged death. Nimba County has had bazaar news of Ebola cases with a native doctor from the county, who claimed that he could cure infected victims, dying of the virus himself last week.

                          News of the resurrection of the two victims has reportedly created panic in residents of Hope Village Community and Ganta at large, with some citizens describing Dorris Quoi as a ghost, who shouldn't live among them. Since the Ebola outbreak in Nimba County, this is the first incident of dead victims resurrecting.
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                          • #1063
                            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                            Stop me if you've heard this one before
                            I said it once and I'll say it again

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                            • #1064
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                              3 Boob lady? Yeah, she's a fraud.

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                              • #1065
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                                Hot coffee? Been there.
                                Making you fat? Done that.
                                Not giving you a proper 2x4? I suppose that's all that's left to sue for now. http://threepercenternation.com/2014...-2x4-labeling/

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