What the Fark???

[melmac]

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Fail.
He should have gone up to the clerk and said, "I'm Gumby, dammit!"

Although, I especially like the line about the other man not being dressed like Pokey. Well done.

[duper]

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Fail.
He should have gone up to the clerk and said, "I'm Gumby, dammit!"

Although, I especially like the line about the other man not being dressed like Pokey. Well done.

Now we see what Gumby can do today.

[Priceless]

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Sam's cola must be incredible.

Darren Rovell on WhoSay

[joecct]

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Hey Les!

Put the pets away! http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news...76/detail.html

[goldy_331]

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Sam's cola must be incredible.

Darren Rovell on WhoSay

They put the coke back in the cola?

[zamboni crash-test dummy]

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What next? A billboard in Minnesota warning people they'll end up in hell if they don't love Packer fans?

Planned billboard in Wisconsin features the Grim Reaper wearing a Cheesehead warning of dangers of cheese

[MadTownSioux]

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What next? A billboard in Minnesota warning people they'll end up in hell if they don't love Packer fans?

Planned billboard in Wisconsin features the Grim Reaper wearing a Cheesehead warning of dangers of cheese

Update - the lawyers for the company that makes cheeseheads successfully sued the people putting it up to remove the cheesehead from the billboard.

[joecct]

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Stay faithful, my friend:

Cheating men and broken *****es
By Michael S. Rosenwald
I have breaking news from Rosenwald comma Maryland about fractured *****es.

The news is so important that, as a public health service, I do not want to stall its dissemination with a sophomoric joke that might cause a bout of sudden unemployment.

So herewith is the title of an academic paper that hit my digital doorstep this morning: “Penile Fracture Seems More Likely During Sex Under Stressful Situations.”

The paper was published the other day in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. The author is Andrew Kramer, a University of Maryland urologist who practices within the confines of Rosenwald comma Maryland. His discovery, summarized for a family newspaper is this: men having sex in unusual, uncomfortable positions in “out-of-ordinary locations” — often because they are hiding extramarital affairs — are more likely to break their tunica albuginea.

Some examples of “out-of-ordinary” locations cited in the paper were an office, an automobile, and an elevator.

I just got off the phone with Kramer, who reports that, “I’ve written quite a few papers in my life but none have gotten as much interest from a lay audience as this one. Maybe it has captured the fear men have of these events.”

Yes.

The remarkable part of his four-page paper, other than the title, abstract, introduction, results, discussion and footnotes — “Fractured *****: Diagnosis and management” — is that most of the 16 men studied were 100 percent honest about their injuries. This did not surprise Kramer.

“They tell the truth because they want it fixed,” said Kramer, noting that immediate surgery is usually required. “Most guys come in and say, ‘I’m gonna be honest with you because I really want my ***** fixed.’ They are really terrified. And you can totally understand that.”

Yes.

Kramer said a lot of people have wondered whether his paper proves that Karma exists for cheating men. “That was not my intention at all,” Kramer told me.

Nevertheless, men: You have been warned.

Repeat after me: “Penile Fracture Seems More Likely During Sex Under Stressful Situations.”

By Michael S. Rosenwald | 12:46 PM ET, 10/03/2011

[LynahFan]

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Ummmm.....Hurray for smaller government?

[joecct]

Ummmm.....Hurray for smaller government?

A lot of these cases never get to trial when the abused spouse drops the charges. How many eventually end in homicide??

[LynahFan]

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A lot of these cases never get to trial when the abused spouse drops the charges. How many eventually end in homicide??

Don't know, don't care. Domestic violence (whether it leads to homicide or not) has such dire consequences for society that there is easily a compelling case that it should be illegal. You don't give up your right not to be assaulted at the altar. Perhaps one of the reasons that so many people drop the charges now is because there are already too many messages that domestic violence is okay - and this certainly won't help that situation.

[unofan]

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Ummmm.....Hurray for smaller government?

Considering domestic violence is likely codified in the state criminal code...why would Topeka need a city ordinance criminalizing it twice?

[MadTownSioux]

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Wow, here's a Mother of the Year candidate.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/10/01...ntcmp=obinsite

[zamboni crash-test dummy]

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1 in 6 cellphones have traces of fecal E. coli

Oct. 14, 2011 -- The next time you reach for your cell phone, consider this: A new study found that 92% of cell phones in the U.K. have bacteria on them - including E. coli -- because people aren't washing their hands after going to the bathroom.

The E. coli came from fecal bacteria, which can survive on hands and surfaces for hours.

[Slap Shot]

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1 in 6 cellphones have traces of fecal E. coli

I'm amazed by the number of azzholes at work that bring their cell phones into the john and will talk or text while whizzing, for sure talk and at times it also seems like they're texting while squatting.