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    Ironic Headline of the Year.

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    • Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
      To his credit, splitting California does make more sense in terms of political balance at the federal level than splitting Texas. If done correctly, you'd end up with 3 red-ish states and 3 dark blue states.

      But he's still a loon if he thinks this will actually happen.
      Except for the fact that three of those states would three of the poorest states in the union...
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      • Originally posted by French Rage View Post
        As someone in the comments mentioned, perhaps he should spot a pattern and realize that after the gym is not the best time to try.
        Perhaps he could offer to help in the shower,too.
        Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
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        mns, this is why i love you.

        Originally posted by Markt
        MNS - forking genius.

        Originally posted by asterisk hat
        MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.

        Originally posted by hockeybando
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          Detroit lowers crime, Chicago continues to scratch heads. http://thefreethoughtproject.com/det...vV4tgFPO9mD.99

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            That ubiquitous ice cream truck song, it's the melody to an old minstrel song, "Ni***r Love A Watermelon Ha! Ha! Ha!" or possibly "Turkey in the Straw," which is the root to the Watermelon song. Add this to the list of the things I never expected.

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              Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
              That ubiquitous ice cream truck song, it's the melody to an old minstrel song, "Ni***r Love A Watermelon Ha! Ha! Ha!" or possibly "Turkey in the Straw," which is the root to the Watermelon song. Add this to the list of the things I never expected.

              http://www.npr.org/blogs/codeswitch/...t-news-for-you
              Why do ice cream trucks play music? To cover the children's screams.
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                232 teeth removed from boy:

                http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-28437829
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                  Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                  Great quote:

                  Describing Ashik's case as "very rare", Dr Dhiware said she had "not seen anything like this before in my 30-year career", but said she was "thrilled to get such an exciting case".
                  Things you don't want to hear your doctor say:

                  "This is so COOL!!!!"
                  Last edited by Kepler; 07-24-2014, 02:21 PM.
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                    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                    Great quote:



                    Things your don't want to hear your doctor say:

                    "This is so COOL!!!!"
                    The other part you don't want to hear, at least for dental surgery, is that your doctor brought in another doctor to assist with the surgery. That kid had two doctors working on him for seven hours. Yikes!
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                        Woman has sex toy stuck in her vag for 10 years...

                        I hope this site is like The Onion.
                        Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
                        Originally posted by Quizmire
                        mns, this is why i love you.

                        Originally posted by Markt
                        MNS - forking genius.

                        Originally posted by asterisk hat
                        MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.

                        Originally posted by hockeybando
                        I am a fan of MNS.

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                          Teenagers confess to stealing giant sausage
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                            Man goes to hospital for routine circumcision, and the hospital accidentally cuts off his johnson. So he's suing them... I'd say he's got a case!

                            Replace the ***** with pen15.
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                              There's an art to internet trolldom. Rule #1 is Put Up or Shut Up. This idiot broke the cardinal rule. http://joeforamerica.com/2014/07/int...-wilder-video/

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