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  • #751
    Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
    Which is funny, because they are essentially the best argument that birth control advocates have. "If you don't use birth control, you end up like these freaks!"
    Why are they freaks?
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    • #752
      Re: What the Fark???

      Originally posted by joecct View Post
      Why are they freaks?
      Anyone who wants that many kids is not right in the head.
      Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

      RIP - Kirby

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      • #753
        Re: What the Fark???

        Originally posted by joecct View Post
        Why are they freaks?
        you think having 19 kids is normal? Even when we were an agrarian society, that would be ridiculously high.

        Hell, I know a lot of Mormons and a few "good" Catholics (ie, don't use birth control) - they don't have anywhere near that many kids.
        Last edited by unofan; 05-22-2014, 09:39 AM.

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        • #754
          Re: What the Fark???

          Did you see the picture of the kids sitting around the dining room table? They have a soda fountain in their kitchen! I think that's kind of funny, although maybe given that it's Arkansas, not completely abnormal.
          That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.

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          • #755
            Re: What the Fark???

            Someone never heard the adage, "measure twice, cut once" I guess....

            France's state-run railway system on Wednesday admitted failing to mind the gap, after realizing that a fleet of new trains it has ordered are too wide to fit many of the country's stations.

            Confirming a report in satirical weekly Le Canard Enchaîné, train operator Société Nationale des Chemins de Fer and network owner Réseau Ferré de France said about 1,300 of France's 8,700 railway platforms must be trimmed to make way for the wider rolling stock.

            It will cost about €50 million ($68.5 million) to alter the platforms to fit the new trains by 2016, when they are delivered, SNCF and RFF said.

            "We discovered the problem a bit late," RFF spokesman Christophe Piednoël told French radio. "It's as if you bought a Ferrari and when you come to park it in your garage you realize your garage isn't exactly the right size for a Ferrari because you didn't have a Ferrari before."
            and what a lame excuse!

            I wonder how many French bureaucrats drive Ferraris.....I have a hunch that most people who ride the trains do not have them!
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            • #756
              Re: What the Fark???

              "We discovered the problem a bit late,"
              No prizes for foresight, but he definitely wins a prize for understatement.

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              • #757
                Re: What the Fark???

                Originally posted by CLS View Post
                No prizes for foresight, but he definitely wins a prize for understatement.
                At least they didn't discover the problem at the moment one of their fancy new Ferrari trains smashed into a platform.
                Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

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                • #758
                  Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                  At least they didn't discover the problem at the moment one of their fancy new Ferrari trains smashed into a platform.
                  That would have been funnier though....
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                  • #759
                    Re: What the Fark???

                    Originally posted by unofan View Post
                    you think having 19 kids is normal? Even when we were an agrarian society, that would be ridiculously high.

                    Hell, I know a lot of Mormons and a few "good" Catholics (ie, don't use birth control) - they don't have anywhere near that many kids.
                    Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                    Anyone who wants that many kids is not right in the head.
                    They're making up for all the couples who don't have 2.1 kids (replacement level).
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                    - Benjamin Franklin

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                    • #760
                      Re: What the Fark???

                      Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                      At least they didn't discover the problem at the moment one of their fancy new Ferrari trains smashed into a platform.
                      I don't think the trains would really smash into the platforms. They would be going really slow in the station area there, so it would be more of a bump and then a long grinding noise as the train bunches up and hammers the lead engine that's twelve feet wide into a space that's only about 11 feet wide. That mother humper would be STUCK.

                      Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
                      That would have been funnier though....
                      SNCF not realizing that its trains are too wide for some of the platforms until they have one train stuck like Winnie the Pooh, that would be well worth a chuckle.
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                      • #761
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                        • #762
                          Re: What the Fark???

                          Researchers find correlation between increased porn viewing and less grey matter in the brain

                          However, correlation does not equal causation, so they're going to investigate the matter further.
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                          • #763
                            Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                            Researchers find correlation between increased porn viewing and less grey matter in the brain

                            However, correlation does not equal causation, so they're going to investigate the matter further.
                            Does that explain the Gumbys?
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                            1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                            ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                            - Benjamin Franklin

                            Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                            I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                            • #764
                              Re: What the Fark???

                              The end is near.....

                              http://www.nbcnews.com/business/busi...age-15-n120511
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                              • #765
                                Re: What the Fark???

                                Police: Man drove from Arizona to Michigan with a dead woman in the front seat
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