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  • #676
    Re: What the Fark???

    Tip o' the hat to Taranto at WSJ for this one:

    What to Expect at Gender Reveal Parties.




    The article is much less interesting than the title. It is about pregnant women and their babies-to-be. I was expecting something a lot more titillating.
    "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

    "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

    "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

    "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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    • #677
      Re: What the Fark???

      Man rents out apartment through a website for unsupervised stay by someone he's never met.

      Q: What could possibly go wrong?

      A: Sex party, $87,000 in damages, and eviction.

      http://www.boston.com/news/nation/20...JzI/story.html

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      • #678
        Re: What the Fark???

        The Rat From Hell
        http://www.foxnews.com/science/2014/...ntcmp=features

        The best part of this article:

        Korsas said his smallest boy had labeled it a "Putin rat," but not because of any resemblance to the Russian leader.

        "He said it because it had invaded our home -- and therefore it was a Putin Rat."
        Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

        RIP - Kirby

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        • #679
          Re: What the Fark???

          As a self-proclaimed grammar nazi, this is hilarious. http://totalfratmove.com/english-tea...ors-stupidity/

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          • #680
            Re: What the Fark???

            I sure would like to see an inventory of what exactly this guy had hid away in his house: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/04/03...iana-property/
            Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

            RIP - Kirby

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            • #681
              Re: What the Fark???

              Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
              I sure would like to see an inventory of what exactly this guy had hid away in his house: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/04/03...iana-property/
              I'm curious as to what was legally obtained and what wasn't and how the FBI can know. After all, they said that some things were acquired prior to bans were put in place against them. Also, I hope they post a list of what he had, it sounds like an amazing collection.
              "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

              "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

              "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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              • #682
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                Topless Florida woman wrecks McDonald's, pauses to guzzle ice cream
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                • #683
                  Re: What the Fark???

                  Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                  Topless Florida woman wrecks McDonald's, pauses to guzzle ice cream
                  With the ice cream comment, I was expecting a Bertha-sized woman from the trailer. Instead we get a normal-sized woman from the trailer. Regardless, she definitely hits the wrong spot on the Hot-Crazy Scale.
                  "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                  "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                  "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                  • #684
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                    Sriracha hot sauce: the smell is now a public nuisance
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                    • #685
                      Re: What the Fark???

                      The things that are "studied" these days....

                      The Pubic Hair Preferences of the American Woman.

                      Sorry, no pictures.
                      "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                      "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                      "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                      "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                      • #686
                        Re: What the Fark???

                        Rapper cuts off his johnson, then attempts suicide
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                        • #687
                          Re: What the Fark???

                          Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                          Rapper cuts off his johnson, then attempts suicide
                          Page Not Found - USCHO Censored some word in the link
                          Last edited by MadTownSioux; 04-17-2014, 11:33 AM.
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                          • #688
                            Re: What the Fark???

                            Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                            Rapper cuts off his johnson, then attempts suicide

                            So Johnson severed his Johnson, then realized how incredibly ****ing dumb that was so jumped off the building. But was too stupid to pick a tall enough building, hence survived the fall. Brilliant!

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                            • #689
                              Re: What the Fark???

                              Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                              Rapper cuts off his johnson, then attempts suicide
                              New stage name Les Johnson?

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                              • #690
                                Re: What the Fark???

                                Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                                Rapper cuts off his johnson, then attempts suicide
                                Rick James said it best. "Cocaine is a hell of a drug!"
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