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  • #631
    Re: What the Fark???

    Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    Marijuana cake hospitalizes 10
    And the world-wide death toll from marijuana overdoses still stands at...0.

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    • #632
      Re: What the Fark???

      Originally posted by johnnypohlfan View Post
      And the world-wide death toll from marijuana overdoses still stands at...0.


      Many years ago,a friend of mine showed me a study that said "for cats, there is no known lethal dosage of marijuana." he was laughing about the implications of that study for research methodology.
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      • #633
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        I can't believe people are really this stupid.

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        • #634
          Re: What the Fark???

          Originally posted by MadTownSioux View Post
          I can't believe people are really this stupid.

          man pays meal tab with 1 TRILLION dollar bill
          That would be a hefty tip!
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          • #635
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            Is everyone now starting to lose their minds?

            this is nuts!

            Brooklyn’s hipster beard craze has grown so popular that men in New York are rushing to doctors for “facial hair transplants” — surgery that helps make beards look thicker and less patchy, sources said.

            Stubble-challenged guys are forking over up to $8,500 for the beard-boosting procedure, which has spiked in popularity in recent months, plastic surgeons told The Post.

            “Brooklyn is probably the nucleus of the trend, it’s the hipster ‘look’ guys want. If you have a spotty beard, and you let it grow out, it looks sloppy, ” said Dr. Jeffrey Epstein, a Midtown-based plastic surgeon.

            “[Clients] want full beards because it’s a masculine look. Beards are an important male identifier,” he added.

            Epstein performs two or three beard implants per week — up from just a handful each year a couple years ago, he said
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            "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

            "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

            "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

            "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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            • #636
              Re: What the Fark???

              Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
              Is everyone now starting to lose their minds?

              this is nuts!

              .
              As someone who can't grow a beard very well (unless neckbeards count), that's just... wow. But hey, if there's a market, why not go for it.

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              • #637
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                God**** hipsters stealing everything from us redneck folk! First pearl snap button-downs, then PBR and now beards!
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                • #638
                  Re: What the Fark???

                  Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                  God**** hipsters stealing everything from us redneck folk! First pearl snap button-downs, then PBR and now beards!
                  There was a story on Fark that the latest hipster trend is "normcore." It involves...wearing normal clothes.

                  At this rate I'm going to have to start wearing Ren Faire outfits or a chicken suit or something everywhere to dodge hipsterdom.
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                  • #639
                    Re: What the Fark???

                    Originally posted by MadTownSioux View Post
                    I can't believe people are really this stupid.

                    man pays meal tab with 1 TRILLION dollar bill
                    "Employees at the Applebee's in Sumter became suspicious and called police."

                    I'd probably be suspicious too. Who would eat at Applebee's with that kind of money?
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                    • #640
                      Re: What the Fark???

                      Originally posted by MadTownSioux View Post
                      I can't believe people are really this stupid.

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                      • #641
                        Re: What the Fark???

                        Reminds me of a story from a few years back, when a guy tried to pay for his Taco Bell with a $2 bill, and the cashier thought it was fake because there was "no such thing as a $2 bill." Called the manager over, and HE thought the same. They called the cops, and the cop couldn't believe the stupidity. He thought they were reporting a counterfeit bill, not a "made up" bill. What did the customer get as an apology? His meal was comped.
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                        • #642
                          Re: What the Fark???

                          Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                          Reminds me of a story from a few years back, when a guy tried to pay for his Taco Bell with a $2 bill, and the cashier thought it was fake because there was "no such thing as a $2 bill." Called the manager over, and HE thought the same. They called the cops, and the cop couldn't believe the stupidity. He thought they were reporting a counterfeit bill, not a "made up" bill. What did the customer get as an apology? His meal was comped.
                          That's from the old Listener Mail segment on KQRS! And it was mall security, not the cops. Still, it was a funny story. The kicker was that the manager gave the guy an order of those cinnamon twists as an apology. He got a $0.59 apology for accusing the guy of trying to steal from them.
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                          • #643
                            Re: What the Fark???

                            Originally posted by MadTownSioux View Post
                            I can't believe people are really this stupid.

                            man pays meal tab with 1 TRILLION dollar bill
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                            • #644
                              Re: What the Fark???

                              Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                              That's from the old Listener Mail segment on KQRS! And it was mall security, not the cops. Still, it was a funny story. The kicker was that the manager gave the guy an order of those cinnamon twists as an apology. He got a $0.59 apology for accusing the guy of trying to steal from them.
                              That's the story. Thank you for correcting the details. I was laughing so hard when I was listening to that story.
                              Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                              Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                              • #645
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                                Man is suing McDonald's for $1.5 million because they only gave him one napkin
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