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  • Re: What the Fark???

    Originally posted by Priceless View Post
    Making a joke about ovens and Jews in Poland...probably a bad idea.
    Methinks you doth protest too much. They prefaced it with "bagel baking" ovens, which is only a mild stereotype.

    Now, if they'd just said "ovens", you'd have a better case for taking a joke too far. Even then, I've heard and shamefully laughed at far worse Holocaust jokes.

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    • Originally posted by Priceless View Post
      Making a joke about ovens and Jews in Poland...probably a bad idea.
      Too soon?

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      • Re: What the Fark???

        So....this is a thing, I guess.

        NSFW, according to the link itself
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        • Re: What the Fark???

          See, this seems believable.

          FAIRFAX, VA—Saying that he embodies the organization’s core values and beliefs, members of the National Rifle Association elected Aurora, CO mass shooter James Holmes as their new president Monday, sources confirmed. “Mr. Holmes is not only a powerful symbol and advocate of Second Amendment rights, but he’s also a high-profile gun owner himself,” said NRA member Tyler Paulson, 46, who claimed he could think of no one better to lead the group through its current challenges than the man who shot and killed 12 people in a Colorado movie theater. “The fact is, Mr. Holmes isn’t afraid to stand up for what he believes in. We support James Holmes 100 percent and are excited to see where he decides to lead us going forward.” At press time, Holmes and NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre were spotted laughing with one another and shaking hands during Holmes’ visiting hours.

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          • Re: What the Fark???

            This board is to sophisticated to have an NBA thread, and this is a "what the fark" as well as a "too friggin' funny". Lebron James was deprived of a unanimous MVP selection because a Boston writer gave a first place vote to Carmelo Anthony, a New York Knick. Next thing you know, they'll be singing "Sweet Caroline" at Yankee Stadium. Oh, wait ..

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            • Re: What the Fark???

              Originally posted by CLS View Post
              This board is to sophisticated to have an NBA thread, and this is a "what the fark" as well as a "too friggin' funny". Lebron James was deprived of a unanimous MVP selection because a Boston writer gave a first place vote to Carmelo Anthony, a New York Knick. Next thing you know, they'll be singing "Sweet Caroline" at Yankee Stadium. Oh, wait ..
              The forum does have an NBA thread, but I think it's from 2010

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              • Re: What the Fark???

                I just have to facepalm at this... HP1015, hopefully your bosses know about this...

                http://news.yahoo.com/calif-ships-pl...224642885.html

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                • Originally posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
                  I just have to facepalm at this... HP1015, hopefully your bosses know about this...

                  http://news.yahoo.com/calif-ships-pl...224642885.html
                  Is there a surplus of electrical generation in CA that they can afford to do this?

                  I like the Tijuana option.
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                  • Re: What the Fark???

                    Originally posted by joecct View Post
                    Is there a surplus of electrical generation in CA that they can afford to do this?

                    I like the Tijuana option.
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                    • Re: What the Fark???

                      Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                      Methinks you doth protest too much. They prefaced it with "bagel baking" ovens, which is only a mild stereotype.

                      Now, if they'd just said "ovens", you'd have a better case for taking a joke too far. Even then, I've heard and shamefully laughed at far worse Holocaust jokes.
                      I made a Holocaust joke the other week. I said to my wife that Ke$ha's grandparents should've been tossed into the oven at Birkenau to save us from that horrific screeching she calls singing. The Mrs. wasn't too pleased about it.
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                      • Re: What the Fark???

                        Originally posted by joecct View Post
                        Is there a surplus of electrical generation in CA that they can afford to do this?
                        If there's a grid problem, I'm guessing the plan is called "tell Nevada and Arizona to increase supply".

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                        • Re: What the Fark???

                          Originally posted by MountieBoyOz View Post
                          I made a Holocaust joke the other week. I said to my wife that Ke$ha's grandparents should've been tossed into the oven at Birkenau to save us from that horrific screeching she calls singing. The Mrs. wasn't too pleased about it.
                          I think the only holocaust jokes I've ever made are actually Sioux jokes, so that makes them OK.
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                            CNN looking like incompetent idiots again: http://www.happyplace.com/23728/cnn-...king-lot-funny
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                            • Re: What the Fark???

                              It's always a bit of a hoot walking through Grand Central Terminal during a heavy rainstorm. The building leaks in multiple places, and so they put barrels under the places where water is coming through the ceiling. Walking through the north passage is a bit like those slalom drills they have athletes do, there are so many barrels set out.
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                              • Re: What the Fark???

                                Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                                It's always a bit of a hoot walking through Grand Central Terminal during a heavy rainstorm. The building leaks in multiple places, and so they put barrels under the places where water is coming through the ceiling. Walking through the north passage is a bit like those slalom drills they have athletes do, there are so many barrels set out.
                                You'd think that they'd fix the roof...

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