Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

[Twitch Boy]

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What in the world is Tout? Am I too old to know what that is?

Basically video Twitter.

[Foxton]

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What in the world is Tout? Am I too old to know what that is?

It's like twitter except they slightly realized that broadband exists.

[Dude Love]

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What in the world is Tout? Am I too old to know what that is?

[Foxton]

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SO it will be like chat roulette?

Yes.

[MountieBoyOz]

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I give this Tout thing about three weeks before people start sending videos of their ding dongs.

SO it will be like chat roulette?

[Foxton]

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Seeing all these good wrestlers come back to slaughter Slater just makes me more nostalgic for the old days when it wasn't the same 8 people twice a week.

[Twitch Boy]

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I give this Tout thing about three weeks before people start sending videos of their ding dongs.

[MountieBoyOz]

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Punk said how long he's been champ. Looks like Fox gets his wish and Cena gets the belt back.

[Foxton]

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Are you ready to go full ******? Cause raw sure is.

[Dude Love]

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Know what's probable? Cena cashes after Bryan and Punk murderdeathkill each other again, and AJ was in cahoots with him the whole time.

I would seriously quit watching.

[Twitch Boy]

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Cena wins MITB. What a surprise.

The 1% in wrestling gets over just like in the real world.

At least Ziggler won his MITB, but then they turned around and buried him with the "you got kicked in the **** head when you turned in the briefcase and the bell never rang so there's no match" spot.

Know what would be awesome? Cena cashes his MITB and wins, then Ziggler immediately cashes his on Cena.

Know what's probable? Cena cashes after Bryan and Punk murderdeathkill each other again, and AJ was in cahoots with him the whole time.

[MountieBoyOz]

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Cena wins MITB. What a surprise.

The 1% in wrestling gets over just like in the real world.

[Dude Love]

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And I didn't watch any of the wrestling. I love Ziggler, but I fast-forwarded because I can't handle Vickie Guerrero. And the main event could have been good...but everyone knew it was just a vehicle to continue the story and make Eve look like a doofus.

[Twitch Boy]

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From Fark:

Sheamus/Swagger: 1:52
Tag match: 2:15 (ish)
Clay/McIntyre: 0:35
Kane-Cena/Jerishow: 16:31 (including 6:10 of commercial interruptions)
Cara/Slater: 1:43
Slater/Backlund: 0:39 (counting from handshake to release of chicken wing)
Cole/Lawler: 0:56
Eve-Bryan/Lee-Punk: 3:18

Total wrestling time on show: 27:49
Total time of show (approx., including commercials/intro): 129:00
Percentage of wrestling show devoted to wrestling matches: 21.5%

[Foxton]

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No...

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