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  • Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

    Originally posted by johnnypohlfan View Post
    For the second week in a row, Raw was godawful. However, this week offered up the best crowd sign I think I've ever seen. Some hippie looking chick a few rows back had a sign that stated simply, "Say 'No' to fiat currency."

    I'm not even sure why I loved it so much. Perhaps just the randomness of it but it made me smile. It was the only thing about the episode that I enjoyed.
    That guy was from Fark. They've been doing a Monday Night Raw thread every week that is absolutely hilarious. The joke is that Glenn Jacobs (Kane) is a hardcore Libertarian in real life. (Google for some of his articles on economics sometime.)

    He had a bunch of other signs with semi-inside jokes from the threads.

    /EMBRACE THE DARK SIDE, CENA. TRADE YOUR PAPER DOLLARS FOR GOLD NOW.
    Last edited by Twitch Boy; 02-15-2012, 10:36 AM.
    Michigan Tech Huskies Pep Band: There's No Use Trying To Talk. No Human Sound Can Stand Up To This. Loud Enough To Knock You Down.

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    • Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

      Awesome. That only makes it better.

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      • Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

        Originally posted by johnnypohlfan View Post
        Awesome. That only makes it better.
        I want someone to do "ORTON EATS BIG CHICKEN DINNERS" (military slang for a Bad Conduct Discharge, which Orton received after going AWOL from the Marines.)
        Michigan Tech Huskies Pep Band: There's No Use Trying To Talk. No Human Sound Can Stand Up To This. Loud Enough To Knock You Down.

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        • Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

          Where on the fark site is that weekly recap? I searched around but couldn't find anything.

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          • Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

            Originally posted by johnnypohlfan View Post
            Where on the fark site is that weekly recap? I searched around but couldn't find anything.
            It would be under the Sports tab (which annoys a colossal number of people, which is exactly why they put it there.) It posts every Monday a couple hours before Raw starts. Might have to go back to the previous 7 days. Can't miss it, it usually has a couple thousand posts (post counter might say something wacky like -1 or "lots.")
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            • Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

              A PAY PER VIEW NAMED AFTER THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER

              MAIN EVENTED BY AN AMBULANCE MATCH

              WON BY CENA CLEAN

              WITH NO SIGN OF ZACK RYDER OR EVE

              AND NO CONTINUATION OF THE FEUD?

              *****http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/004/155/CornetteFace.jpg******

              **** this company
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              • Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

                Cena just said "*****es".... what happened to pg?

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                • Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

                  WTH was that?
                  **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                  Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                  Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                  • Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

                    Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
                    WTH was that?
                    The worst fake tears ever?

                    A promo for a champion vs. champion match with no lead up and where nothing is on the line? yawnnnnnn.
                    Last edited by Foxton; 02-20-2012, 09:19 PM.

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                    • Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

                      Fark thread for tonight's Raw if anyone wants some lulz.

                      /dibs on post #1004
                      //you'll see why when we get there
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                      • Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

                        Originally posted by Foxton View Post
                        The worst fake tears ever?

                        A promo for a champion vs. champion match with no lead up and where nothing is on the line? yawnnnnnn.
                        Triple H vs. Undertaker?
                        **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                        Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                        Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                        • Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

                          Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
                          Triple H vs. Undertaker?
                          Nah that's them trying to drum up excitement for an epic match that should have been building for months if Undertaker/HHH could actually wrestle semi-regularly.

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                          • Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

                            Wade Barrett probably just broke an arm. Jericho broke kayfabe to ask the ref if he was okay on camera.

                            Ziggler probably got his bell rung too.

                            ETA: Apparently Ziggler came out afterward and did a 15 minute dark match with Punk. If he was working hurt for that match, Vince/whoever's in charge needs to go. NOW.

                            ETA 2: Barrett out 6-10 weeks, will likely miss Mania.
                            Last edited by Twitch Boy; 02-21-2012, 01:08 AM.
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                            • Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

                              Dislocated elbow.
                              St. Cloud, Minnesota: You could do worse...

                              It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

                              The 2009 Poser of the Year

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                              • Re: Professional Wrestling Thread: Sign It Before The Stock Plummets Some More

                                Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
                                Wade Barrett probably just broke an arm. Jericho broke kayfabe to ask the ref if he was okay on camera.

                                Ziggler probably got his bell rung too.

                                ETA: Apparently Ziggler came out afterward and did a 15 minute dark match with Punk. If he was working hurt for that match, Vince/whoever's in charge needs to go. NOW.

                                ETA 2: Barrett out 6-10 weeks, will likely miss Mania.
                                That's pretty much another throw and catch that was screwed up. Almost looked like Ziggler could have broke his back the way he landed.
                                **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                                Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                                Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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