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  • Re: Nice Planet 2011

    Originally posted by Old Pio View Post
    But of course, the "porn star" involved in Weinergate is represented by Gloria Allred, the most relentlessly self promoting ambulance chaser on the planet. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Just to be on the safe side, I'll do both.

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011...should-resign/
    The important question is, will she simulate anything with a baseball bat? I'm holding Allred to a high bar and expecting that in all future cases.

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    • Re: Nice Planet 2011

      Originally posted by French Rage View Post
      The important question is, will she simulate anything with a baseball bat? I'm holding Allred to a high bar and expecting that in all future cases.
      That's an important consideration, no doubt. However, another metric is her body of work. How likely is it that this lube princess said: "does anybody around here know Gloria Allred's number?" Gloria's got lower standards than the character Danny DeVito played in "Rain Maker."

      In the 80's, an L1011 belly flopped in to DFW, killing all aboard. That night, at the hotel where the relatives were being housed, Caesar Belli, son of legendary San Francisco ambulance chaser Melvin Belli appeared, drumming up business. I guess these people learn to live with themselves when they're kicking back on their yachts. Or in the case of that slug John Edwards, when they're shooting hoops on their private indoor court. Working up a nice sweat before heading out for a date with his girl friend because his wife is, you know, dying.
      Last edited by Old Pio; 06-19-2011, 03:04 PM.
      2011 Poser of the Year & Pulitzer Prize winning machine gunner.

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      • Re: Nice Planet 2011

        Oh, God. One more time, let's review those anti-capital punishment arguments.

        http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/06/19...land-pharmacy/
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        • Re: Nice Planet 2011

          Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
          The other side of the above story is that the girl is um, "well-built," and she told Sipe that she was 18.
          Jeez, doesn't he know, if you're going to go for an underager, make sure she's hot enough to be worth the time! /DL
          Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

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          • Re: Nice Planet 2011

            Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
            Jeez, doesn't he know, if you're going to go for an underager, make sure she's hot enough to be worth the time! /DL
            That was the whole point. Apparently, she was hot enough. :P

            Either way, this will be a weird situation at the next family gathering.
            Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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            • Re: Nice Planet 2011

              If this is what's on planes, I'll take my car.
              http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/...entry_id=91446
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              • Re: Nice Planet 2011

                Neither should have been allowed to fly...
                Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
                Originally posted by Quizmire
                mns, this is why i love you.

                Originally posted by Markt
                MNS - forking genius.

                Originally posted by asterisk hat
                MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.

                Originally posted by hockeybando
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                • Re: Nice Planet 2011

                  Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
                  Neither should have been allowed to fly...
                  If you wind up sitting next to a college football player, you'll have plenty to talk about. But a cross dresser? "Where do you get your bras, honey?"
                  2011 Poser of the Year & Pulitzer Prize winning machine gunner.

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                  • Re: Nice Planet 2011

                    http://scoop.today.com/_news/2011/06...eber-to-ground

                    I want to buy this man a beer and shake his hand.
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                    • Re: Nice Planet 2011

                      How many ways does this stink?

                      http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2011/0...est=latestnews
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                      • Re: Nice Planet 2011

                        Turns out David Laffer, the hunyak who murdered four people in a New York state drugstore on father's day, spent 8 years in the Army and got out a PFC! A friggin' PFC for cripe's sake. He better have been Article 15ed multiple times or he's the worst soldier since Rusty Calley.
                        Last edited by Old Pio; 06-26-2011, 04:02 AM.
                        2011 Poser of the Year & Pulitzer Prize winning machine gunner.

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                        • Re: Nice Planet 2011

                          If this story doesn't make you angry, then nothing will. And if you can read the final paragraph without tears, you're better person than I.

                          http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/l...,6106235.story
                          2011 Poser of the Year & Pulitzer Prize winning machine gunner.

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                          • Re: Nice Planet 2011

                            I believe we have now hit the bottom with the TSA. Are these people even human?

                            http://www.newsherald.com/news/mothe...rch-adult.html
                            2011 Poser of the Year & Pulitzer Prize winning machine gunner.

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                            • Re: Nice Planet 2011

                              I really don't know where a 'Mother Nature' Item would go but 'Nice Planet' is the best place I could think of.

                              Here's a picture from Minot, ND:

                              http://s968.***********.com/albums/a...=1504House.jpg

                              (I can't get the Insert Image button to work; does it work for anybody else?)

                              The white house, just to the left of the Dead (end) sign, is the house I grew up in. It is 2 stories, and the water is right up to the ceiling of the 1st floor. Rather sad.
                              Fighting Sioux Forever

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                              • Re: Nice Planet 2011

                                Originally posted by MadTownSioux View Post
                                I really don't know where a 'Mother Nature' Item would go but 'Nice Planet' is the best place I could think of.

                                Here's a picture from Minot, ND:

                                http://s968.***********.com/albums/a...=1504House.jpg

                                (I can't get the Insert Image button to work; does it work for anybody else?)

                                The white house, just to the left of the Dead (end) sign, is the house I grew up in. It is 2 stories, and the water is right up to the ceiling of the 1st floor. Rather sad.
                                It seems like every spring we talk about "the worst spring on record," but geez, this year does seem really bad. Especially when you factor in the tornadoes.
                                2011 Poser of the Year & Pulitzer Prize winning machine gunner.

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