Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

[Drew S.]

May this happen to every single person on USCHO https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nebrask...iage-proposal/

They’re going to have gorgeous kids.

[Kepler]

My partner and I are okay if we have hookups with others.

Unsolicited advice: not a good idea.

Inviting another person into a relationship in any sexual capacity does not lead any place healthy.

Why, yes, I will butt out.

[MissThundercat]

My partner and I are okay if we have hookups with others.

A guy sends me a message asking if we could hook up and I'm like "sure." Asked him for a time and a place. Doesn't get back to me, but keeps asking if we can. Never comes back with a time and a place.

I finally tell him that I'm no longer interested. Sends me another message asking if he could see me Sunday. I tell him no again, and he responds with pictures of his unit. I commented "how tiny!" and he finally said "never mind" and backed off.

Unsolicited d-ck pics are an automatic red card.

[Kepler]

Rule 34; TIL there is a subculture that retouches (ahem) Barbies to make them anatomically correct. We are not a good species.

But, on the opposite note, someone created an anatomical cutaway of Barbie to prove how bad she is for little girls' aspirations. A human being with Barbie's dimensions would be unviable, due to the size of her vital organs.

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

You found a white landscaper?

I didn’t think of that until now, but yes…yes I did

[Kepler]

guy is leering at me. I happen to notice his landscaping truck and in the front windshield- front and center- is a naked Barbie doll on all fours, as if she’s getting it from behind.

You found a white landscaper?

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Walking the dogs today. A landscaping company is picking up leaves for my lazy rich neighbors.

guy is leering at me. I happen to notice his landscaping truck and in the front windshield- front and center- is a naked Barbie doll on all fours, as if she’s getting it from behind.

charming

[Kepler]

I can see both sides.

I can see killing them. But not divorcing them.

[ScoobyDoo]

I don't get breaking up after 20+ years married. Under 20, whatevs, you're still just dating, but over 20 you're so intermingled it's like cutting off your legs.

I can see both sides.

[Kepler]

There's someone for everyone.

[Kepler]

I don't get breaking up after 20+ years married. Under 20, whatevs, you're still just dating, but over 20 you're so intermingled it's like cutting off your legs.

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Wow. That's kind of sad.

May or may not be surprising depending on who you ask

[ScoobyDoo]

Hugh Jackman on the market after 27 years of marriage

Wow. That's kind of sad.

[Kepler]

Hugh Jackman on the market after 27 years of marriage

He should cut his nails.

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Hugh Jackman on the market after 27 years of marriage