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  • Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post

    I can see both sides.
    I can see killing them. But not divorcing them.
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    • Walking the dogs today. A landscaping company is picking up leaves for my lazy rich neighbors.

      guy is leering at me. I happen to notice his landscaping truck and in the front windshield- front and center- is a naked Barbie doll on all fours, as if she’s getting it from behind.

      charming

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      • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
        guy is leering at me. I happen to notice his landscaping truck and in the front windshield- front and center- is a naked Barbie doll on all fours, as if she’s getting it from behind.
        You found a white landscaper?
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        • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

          You found a white landscaper?
          I didn’t think of that until now, but yes…yes I did

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          • Rule 34; TIL there is a subculture that retouches (ahem) Barbies to make them anatomically correct. We are not a good species.

            But, on the opposite note, someone created an anatomical cutaway of Barbie to prove how bad she is for little girls' aspirations. A human being with Barbie's dimensions would be unviable, due to the size of her vital organs.
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            • My partner and I are okay if we have hookups with others.

              A guy sends me a message asking if we could hook up and I'm like "sure." Asked him for a time and a place. Doesn't get back to me, but keeps asking if we can. Never comes back with a time and a place.

              I finally tell him that I'm no longer interested. Sends me another message asking if he could see me Sunday. I tell him no again, and he responds with pictures of his unit. I commented "how tiny!" and he finally said "never mind" and backed off.

              Unsolicited d-ck pics are an automatic red card.
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              • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                My partner and I are okay if we have hookups with others.
                Unsolicited advice: not a good idea.

                Inviting another person into a relationship in any sexual capacity does not lead any place healthy.

                Why, yes, I will butt out.
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                • May this happen to every single person on USCHO https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nebrask...iage-proposal/

                  They’re going to have gorgeous kids.
                  Originally posted by BobbyBrady
                  Crosby probably wouldn't even be on BC's top two lines next year

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                  • What a time to be alive.
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                    • Indiana sex is more interesting than I'd imagined.
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                      • If Lynn and I ever break up, I will look for recent divorcees. That way, I can get a good deal on someone who's already trained.
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                        • He's lucky he's not deceased right now.

                          https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kelly...D0e0o9gZJB2HRs
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                          • A few years ago, I bemoaned guys treating trans girls as a fetish.

                            I'm 42 now, much more sexual than I've ever been in my life, and I've relented. However, a lot of the guys I've encountered are like the dog who caught the car and have no idea what to do. This is after they made wild promises about how they were going to show me a great time.
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