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  • What the ****
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    Originally posted by SanTropez
    May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
    Originally posted by bigblue_dl
    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
    Originally posted by Kepler
    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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    • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
      Huh. Whaddya all make of this?

      Dr. Mrs.' friend, let's call her Kim (fun fact: a former Miss Cherry Blossom), texts Dr. Mrs. last night. Kim overheard her daughter and her daughter's (female) friend, who was over at their house, playing in daughter's bed room. Game involved "pretend you're tied to the bed."

      Kim became concerned.

      When Kim heard the next part was about "clothes" she decided, welp, enough of this, and went into the room to talk to the girls. Daughter's friend explained this game was called "boyfriend and girlfriend," and boy had tied girl to the bed because "he didn't want her to go to her room." The object then was they would "sleep together," although Kim inferred from context this meant sleep, not "sleep," together.

      Kim's daughter and daughter's friend are 8.

      So. Um. Wot?
      Friend's mom was watching 50 Shades of Grey and let their daughter watch?

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      • They were playing "Jesse and Amy Barrett".

        Cornell '04, Stanford '06


        KDR

        Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
        iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
        gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
        Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
        Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
        TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
        DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

        Test to see if I can add this.

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        • This has to be fake

          this has to be fake

          https://www.reddit.com/r/relationshi...t=1&utm_term=1

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          • I'm bisexual:

            This means I'm attracted to two male celebrities, that one gas station clerk who let me have my coffee on the house in 2021, and girls. I mean, have you seen girls?
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            "One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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            • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
              This has to be fake

              this has to be fake

              https://www.reddit.com/r/relationshi...t=1&utm_term=1
              One does not simply walk into reddit.

              My favorite Comment on that original story (which I read, and which did not disappoint) was: "Honey. Are your standards really this low?"


              Last edited by Kepler; 07-31-2023, 07:52 AM.
              Cornell University
              National Champion 1967, 1970
              ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
              Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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              • Come get some.
                Cornell University
                National Champion 1967, 1970
                ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                • As soon as I can, I am going to put a ring on my partner.
                  Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
                  "One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
                  Patreon for exclusive writing content
                  Adventures With Amber Marie

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                  • Hugh Jackman on the market after 27 years of marriage

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                    • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                      Hugh Jackman on the market after 27 years of marriage
                      He should cut his nails.
                      Cornell University
                      National Champion 1967, 1970
                      ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                      Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                      • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                        Hugh Jackman on the market after 27 years of marriage
                        Wow. That's kind of sad.
                        **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                        Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                        Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                        • Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post

                          Wow. That's kind of sad.
                          May or may not be surprising depending on who you ask

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                          • I don't get breaking up after 20+ years married. Under 20, whatevs, you're still just dating, but over 20 you're so intermingled it's like cutting off your legs.
                            Cornell University
                            National Champion 1967, 1970
                            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                            • There's someone for everyone.
                              Cornell University
                              National Champion 1967, 1970
                              ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                              Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                              • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                                I don't get breaking up after 20+ years married. Under 20, whatevs, you're still just dating, but over 20 you're so intermingled it's like cutting off your legs.
                                I can see both sides.
                                **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                                Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                                Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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