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  • Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    buckle bunnies
    TIL. This is a genius monicker.
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    • Stephen crowder is single, ladies!

      https://twitter.com/ask_aubry/status...3v2cVkMjQylOVg

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      • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
        Good grief, what a piece of sh1t.

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        • Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post

          Good grief, what a piece of sh1t.
          I love that he had body dystrophia re his chest and had surgery.

          something tells me he has railed on such surgeries in the past

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          • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
            After he accused single parents of being the downfall of society.

            Karma doesn't kiss nice.
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            • Probably first statement from a church that isn’t offensive

              https://twitter.com/dougjballoon/sta...3v2cVkMjQylOVg

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              • Time for a replay of the only song I've ever heard that completely captures how I felt in high school.

                (With an incredible fan-made video.)
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                • Girl, he has 7 other ladies making him smile.

                  Be special and make him cry instead.
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                  • Dr. Mrs. and I go to a tile place yesterday to pick out new bathroom tiles (don't ask, she's nesting, whatever). Super cute, barely 20-something receptionist meets us and then the old grubby owner, wearing about 17 rings, galumphs out to grip and grin and turn us over to a salesman. We go upstairs and are rooting around on the equivalent of theater flies, looking at samples and almost falling to our deaths on this unbalanced walkway between the sample cases.

                    Now, upstairs is well above the drop ceiling, and there are very few ceiling tiles because of all the electric cables that are hanging jerry rigged everywhere, so we can see into all the rooms like in The Sims, despite all the closed doors and walls. The salesman and I are pulling tiles samples and looking at them while my wife is on the opposite end of the walkway, and I look down right into the owner's office, where his receptionist is at the corner of his desk holding her dress hiked up, and he's going at her with his hand. I turn away and the salesman is looking me right in the eyes. We look at each other for about 2 seconds, completely expressionless, and then we go back to pulling tile samples without a word.
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                    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                    • Lol omg
                      Code:
                      As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                      College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                      BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                      Originally posted by SanTropez
                      May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                      Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                      Originally posted by Kepler
                      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                      • It's amusing and kinda sad the amount of desperate men who message me and think I'm going to have sex with them.

                        It will not happen, not in this lifetime, or the next one. Lynn (my partner) and I carefully vet our play partners, and 99.9% of the ones who message can't even pass the smell test.
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                        • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                          It's amusing and kinda sad the amount of desperate men who message me and think I'm going to have sex with them.

                          It will not happen, not in this lifetime, or the next one. Lynn (my partner) and I carefully vet our play partners, and 99.9% of the ones who message can't even pass the smell test.
                          Where are they messaging you? If they're messaging you on LinkedIn, that's just weird.
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                          ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                          Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                          • If they're a good cook, it cancels 3-4 red flags.
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                            • Huh. Whaddya all make of this?

                              Dr. Mrs.' friend, let's call her Kim (fun fact: a former Miss Cherry Blossom), texts Dr. Mrs. last night. Kim overheard her daughter and her daughter's (female) friend, who was over at their house, playing in daughter's bed room. Game involved "pretend you're tied to the bed."

                              Kim became concerned.

                              When Kim heard the next part was about "clothes" she decided, welp, enough of this, and went into the room to talk to the girls. Daughter's friend explained this game was called "boyfriend and girlfriend," and boy had tied girl to the bed because "he didn't want her to go to her room." The object then was they would "sleep together," although Kim inferred from context this meant sleep, not "sleep," together.

                              Kim's daughter and daughter's friend are 8.

                              So. Um. Wot?
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                              ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                              Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                              • Is this some federalist society cosplay? Christ

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