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Cornell University
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Karma doesn't kiss nice.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
"One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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Probably first statement from a church that isn’t offensive
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Time for a replay of the only song I've ever heard that completely captures how I felt in high school.
(With an incredible fan-made video.)Cornell University
National Champion 1967, 1970
ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020
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Girl, he has 7 other ladies making him smile.
Be special and make him cry instead.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Dr. Mrs. and I go to a tile place yesterday to pick out new bathroom tiles (don't ask, she's nesting, whatever). Super cute, barely 20-something receptionist meets us and then the old grubby owner, wearing about 17 rings, galumphs out to grip and grin and turn us over to a salesman. We go upstairs and are rooting around on the equivalent of theater flies, looking at samples and almost falling to our deaths on this unbalanced walkway between the sample cases.
Now, upstairs is well above the drop ceiling, and there are very few ceiling tiles because of all the electric cables that are hanging jerry rigged everywhere, so we can see into all the rooms like in The Sims, despite all the closed doors and walls. The salesman and I are pulling tiles samples and looking at them while my wife is on the opposite end of the walkway, and I look down right into the owner's office, where his receptionist is at the corner of his desk holding her dress hiked up, and he's going at her with his hand. I turn away and the salesman is looking me right in the eyes. We look at each other for about 2 seconds, completely expressionless, and then we go back to pulling tile samples without a word.Cornell University
National Champion 1967, 1970
ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020
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Lol omgCode:As of 9/21/10: As of 9/13/10: College Hockey 6 College Football 0 BTHC 4 WCHA FC: 1
Originally posted by SanTropezMay your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.Originally posted by bigblue_dlI don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..Originally posted by KeplerWhen the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
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It's amusing and kinda sad the amount of desperate men who message me and think I'm going to have sex with them.
It will not happen, not in this lifetime, or the next one. Lynn (my partner) and I carefully vet our play partners, and 99.9% of the ones who message can't even pass the smell test.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Originally posted by MissThundercat View PostIt's amusing and kinda sad the amount of desperate men who message me and think I'm going to have sex with them.
It will not happen, not in this lifetime, or the next one. Lynn (my partner) and I carefully vet our play partners, and 99.9% of the ones who message can't even pass the smell test.Cornell University
National Champion 1967, 1970
ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020
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If they're a good cook, it cancels 3-4 red flags.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Huh. Whaddya all make of this?
Dr. Mrs.' friend, let's call her Kim (fun fact: a former Miss Cherry Blossom), texts Dr. Mrs. last night. Kim overheard her daughter and her daughter's (female) friend, who was over at their house, playing in daughter's bed room. Game involved "pretend you're tied to the bed."
Kim became concerned.
When Kim heard the next part was about "clothes" she decided, welp, enough of this, and went into the room to talk to the girls. Daughter's friend explained this game was called "boyfriend and girlfriend," and boy had tied girl to the bed because "he didn't want her to go to her room." The object then was they would "sleep together," although Kim inferred from context this meant sleep, not "sleep," together.
Kim's daughter and daughter's friend are 8.
So. Um. Wot?Cornell University
National Champion 1967, 1970
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Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020
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