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  • #31
    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Originally posted by jmh View Post
    Of course, women with those things are also more likely to have crabs or the herp.
    I doubt they're more likely to have those things than any bar slut that bbdl encounters on a typical weekend.

    And bbdl, what is the point of setting up MNS? We all know what he'll do (or rather NOT do).

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    • #32
      Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

      Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
      I doubt they're more likely to have those things than any bar slut that bbdl encounters on a typical weekend.
      So true. The plus side there, is that they usually were so little clothes at the bar, you can inspect the playing field before even leaving the bar.
      Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

      RIP - Kirby

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      • #33
        Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

        I was on a free site a while ago when I was located in virginia, and let me tell you I never actually experienced what is called 'deep sea fishing' until I did that. Suffice to say that I removed my account within a few weeks. All they have down there are single mommies who look like they ate a normal sized person.

        Onto the weekend. booya!
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        • #34
          Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

          Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
          I think I'll pass, for now at least. I don't exactly have a hankerin' for getting the herp.
          Come on, you can't get herpes twice!
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          • #35
            Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

            Originally posted by unh_hockey View Post
            All they have down there are single mommies who look like they ate a normal sized person.
            My fear of this, is why I avoid that kind of thing.
            Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

            RIP - Kirby

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            • #36
              Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

              Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
              My fear of this, is why I avoid that kind of thing.
              The thing about single moms is you know they put out (how else did they produce the offspring in the first place?).

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              • #37
                Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                Originally posted by Terrierbyassociation View Post
                Most of them from foreign countries looking for husbands. Hahaha.
                Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                That is EXACTLY what Bakunin needs!
                Absolutely. The less English she speaks, the less you have to talk to her.
                Originally posted by unh_hockey View Post
                I was on a free site a while ago when I was located in virginia, and let me tell you I never actually experienced what is called 'deep sea fishing' until I did that. Suffice to say that I removed my account within a few weeks. All they have down there are single mommies who look like they ate a normal sized person.
                Yeah, there are some of those, but nobody's forcing you to interact with them (thank god).
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                • #38
                  Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                  Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
                  The thing about single moms is you know they put out (how else did they produce the offspring in the first place?).
                  I'll take my chances. Avoiding the off-chance that I'd ever have to meet said offspring is well worth it. (not a fan of kids)
                  Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

                  RIP - Kirby

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                  • #39
                    Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                    Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                    I'll take my chances. Avoiding the off-chance that I'd ever have to meet said offspring is well worth it. (not a fan of kids)
                    If the mom is in her late 30s and her daughter is in her late teens, you could get mother-daughter action...

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                    • #40
                      Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                      Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
                      If the mom is in her late 30s and her daughter is in her late teens, you could get mother-daughter action...
                      That is the next one to check off on my list....
                      Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

                      RIP - Kirby

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                      • #41
                        Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                        Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                        That is the next one to check off on my list....
                        Find a pair in Vegas on the run from an abusive husband/father.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                          Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
                          If the mom is in her late 30s and her daughter is in her late teens, you could get mother-daughter action...
                          Why would you say "late" thirties? You know that's not a requirement.
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                          • #43
                            Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                            Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                            Why would you say "late" thirties? You know that's not a requirement.
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                            • #44
                              Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                              Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                              Why would you say "late" thirties? You know that's not a requirement.
                              If she had the kid prior to turning 20, she's probably got issues of the deal-breaking variety.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                                Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
                                If she had the kid prior to turning 20, she's probably got issues of the deal-breaking variety.
                                Why would that matter? It's not like you're looking for any type of relationship that is measured in more then hours.

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