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  • Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

    Originally posted by unh_hockey View Post
    Anyone care to fill me in why MNS gets so much flack from everyone?
    He's perpetually friend zoned and doesn't know what he's supposed to do in order to cross home plate.

    He sat next to an attractive woman in the first game at the F5, and he didn't make a move. Not a one. We were yelling at him from 20 rows back, wildly gesturing at him to try something. He didn't.

    At Reid's, a group of women wanted our table (we were about to leave to head to a game). I told the most attractive one that they could have it if she hugged him. She did. He looked... like a deer in the headlights. BBDL and sloe vag both witnessed this.

    That, more or less, is the story of MNS.

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    • Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

      Originally posted by JF_Gophers View Post
      Apparently he has trouble closing the deal.
      He has trouble realizing that there is a deal to be had.
      Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

      RIP - Kirby

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      • Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

        Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
        He has trouble realizing that there is a deal to be had.
        Nah, maybe he thinks he's on a game show. What he's supposed to do is close the glass box, say No Deal, and choose 4 more cases.

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        • Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

          Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
          He's perpetually friend zoned and doesn't know what he's supposed to do in order to cross home plate.

          He sat next to an attractive woman in the first game at the F5, and he didn't make a move. Not a one. We were yelling at him from 20 rows back, wildly gesturing at him to try something. He didn't.

          At Reid's, a group of women wanted our table (we were about to leave to head to a game). I told the most attractive one that they could have it if she hugged him. She did. He looked... like a deer in the headlights. BBDL and sloe vag both witnessed this.

          That, more or less, is the story of MNS.
          From what you're describing, his problems start far before he's approaching home plate.
          Last edited by jmh; 05-23-2011, 10:00 AM.
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          • Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

            Originally posted by jmh View Post
            From what you're describing, his problems start far before he's approaching home plate.
            Yes, one might say he's already struck out before he steps into the batter's box.

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            • Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

              Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
              Yes, one might say he's already struck out before he steps into the batter's box.
              Does online count?

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              • Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                I may not belong in this thread much longer
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                • Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                  Originally posted by Shirtless Guy View Post
                  I may not belong in this thread much longer
                  What, she saw you with your shirt on?

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                  • Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                    Originally posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
                    What, she saw you with your shirt on?
                    He did the Truffle Shuffle for her. That was what won her over.
                    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                    Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                    • Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                      Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                      He did the Truffle Shuffle for her. That was what won her over.
                      Don't mock, willingness to embarrass yourself to make a woman laugh goes a long way.
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                      • Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                        She did see my bare a$s last night by accident.
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                        • Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                          Everyone's either getting married or pregnant, I'm just getting drunk.

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                          • Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                            Originally posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
                            Everyone's either getting married or pregnant, I'm just getting drunk.
                            I have no desire to get either married or pregnant, so I'd be up for some drinking also.
                            Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

                            RIP - Kirby

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                            • Re: Singles Part 14: Come Get Some!

                              Originally posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
                              Everyone's either getting married or pregnant, I'm just getting drunk.
                              Yeah, I'm in that Facebook group too.
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                              • Originally posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
                                Everyone's either getting married or pregnant, I'm just getting drunk.
                                Hey, me too!!!
                                Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
                                Originally posted by Quizmire
                                mns, this is why i love you.

                                Originally posted by Markt
                                MNS - forking genius.

                                Originally posted by asterisk hat
                                MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.

                                Originally posted by hockeybando
                                I am a fan of MNS.

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