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  • #106
    Re: Ways To Know You're a Division III Fan...

    Originally posted by Elmira_College-Fan View Post
    You go to your women's game at 2pm and stay all day to watch the men's at 7
    : Your college has 20 sports, 18 of which you've never seen even once. But you've had season tickets to both men's and women's hockey since before the first-ever puck drop.

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    • #107
      Re: Ways To Know You're a Division III Fan...

      1. You've had an Unger Dog and a Dome Dog in the same weekend!
      2. You've been cussed out in sign language
      3. You've heard a grown man call a female NY State Trooper the C-word
      4. You've watched the same grown man be taken off the bus and strip-searched the next year before being allowed into the arena.
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      • #108
        Re: Ways To Know You're a Division III Fan...

        Originally posted by BulldogProf View Post
        : Your college has 20 sports, 18 of which you've never seen even once. But you've had season tickets to both men's and women's hockey since before the first-ever puck drop.
        You view basketball games as an annoyance because they make it harder to get to the back entrance of the arena.
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        • #109
          Re: Ways To Know You're a Division III Fan...

          Originally posted by Boat4Sale View Post
          1. You've had an Unger Dog and a Dome Dog in the same weekend!
          2. You've been cussed out in sign language
          3. You've heard a grown man call a female NY State Trooper the C-word
          4. You've watched the same grown man be taken off the bus and strip-searched the next year before being allowed into the arena.
          yup!
          .

          here comes the boss!

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          • #110
            Re: Ways To Know You're a Division III Fan...

            :You remember that the ten year anniversary of this appearing in the UWSP school paper is a mere 13 days away:

            "As usual, I took my seat in the section next to the opponents' bench; not only to get a better view of the game, but more importantly to separate myself from the disgrace that has come to be known as the "Rowdy Crowd."


            : You also haven't seen its no-chinned piece of garbage author anywhere near Division III hockey since.
            I wish I am able to live long enough to do all the things I was attributed to.

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            • #111
              Re: Ways To Know You're a Division III Fan...

              you are a bankrupt parent

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              • #112
                Re: Ways To Know You're a Division III Fan...

                Originally posted by XYZ View Post
                :You remember that the ten year anniversary of this appearing in the UWSP school paper is a mere 13 days away:

                "As usual, I took my seat in the section next to the opponents' bench; not only to get a better view of the game, but more importantly to separate myself from the disgrace that has come to be known as the "Rowdy Crowd."


                : You also haven't seen its no-chinned piece of garbage author anywhere near Division III hockey since.
                If you ever wanted to hunt the person down who said this about the Rowdy Crowd and punch them right in the spleen for being so stupid even though you have no directly affiliation with the group he insulted.
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                • #113
                  Re: Ways To Know You're a Division III Fan...

                  You schedule "special office hours" between periods of the hockey games for all your classes.
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                  • #114
                    Re: Ways To Know You're a Division III Fan...

                    Originally posted by UCBadger View Post
                    You schedule "special office hours" between periods of the hockey games for all your classes.
                    You cancel Friday afternoon office hours if the administration is so rude as to schedule classes on the day of the semifinal round of the ECAC playoffs.
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                    • #115
                      Re: Ways To Know You're a Division III Fan...

                      Originally posted by NUProf View Post
                      You cancel Friday afternoon office hours if the administration is so rude as to schedule classes on the day of the semifinal round of the ECAC playoffs.
                      You schedule only Tuesday/Thursday classes (prof or student) so that will never be a problem!

                      (Although, to be sure, I'll probably never catch up with NUProf in fandom.)
                      Last edited by BulldogProf; 11-05-2009, 06:32 PM. Reason: html fail

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                      • #116
                        Re: Ways To Know You're a Division III Fan...

                        While a Division I fan could certainly find it funny, you understand what makes this video truly hilarious.
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                        • #117
                          Re: Ways To Know You're a Division III Fan...

                          - There is more ice in the parking lot of your arena than there is in the arena.

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                          • #118
                            Re: Ways To Know You're a Division III Fan...

                            Originally posted by LonelyStoutFan View Post
                            - There is more ice in the parking lot of your arena than there is in the arena.
                            You arena is state of the art, except for the fact that you have to walk to a different building to use the "facilities"
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                            • #119
                              Re: Ways To Know You're a Division III Fan...

                              The rinks parking lot is two townships from entrance.
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                              • #120
                                Re: Ways To Know You're a Division III Fan...

                                Originally posted by NUProf View Post
                                You arena is state of the art, except for the fact that you have to walk to a different building to use the "facilities"
                                You haven't been out here recently. We got indoor plumbing after the 2007 season. It's great.

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