University of Nebraska

[unofan]

Re: University of Nebraska

How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into an elevator?
You grease up the sides of the doors and throw in a Twinkie.

What's the difference between a Nebraska cheerleader and a catfish?
One of them has whiskers and smells bad, and the other one lives in a lake.

Michigan fan and Nebraska fan are both in the bathroom at halftime. After zipping up, the Nebraska fan heads for the door. The Michigan fan snickers and says in the typically snooty voice, "At Michigan, we wash our hands after using the bathroom."

The Nebraska fan says over his shoulder as he's leaving, "In Nebraska, we don't **** on our hands."

[West Texas Wolverine]

Re: University of Nebraska

The N on their helmets stands for knowledge.

How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into an elevator?
You grease up the sides of the doors and throw in a Twinkie.

What's the difference between a Nebraska cheerleader and a catfish?
One of them has whiskers and smells bad, and the other one lives in a lake.

[state of hockey]

Re: University of Nebraska

The N on their helmets stands for knowledge.

[owslachief]

Re: University of Nebraska

Probably not as good a chance as
Penn State
Syracuse
Navy

(any other names bandied about last 2-3 years?)

which ain't saying much

[Old Pio]

Re: University of Nebraska

I'd say the chances are approaching zero that UNL would even consider hockey. And the proximity to UNO's program, IMHO, makes is less not more likely that there will be D-I hockey in Lincoln. UNOfan can probably explain it better than me.

[unofan]

Re: University of Nebraska

With rumors that U of Nebraska will soon be a member of the Big Ten, I was wondering what the chances might be they would add D-I hockey? I know they have a club team. Will Nebraska have a second D-I program?

Nope. Tom Osborne doesn't want it. Doc Sadler (the hoops coach) really doesn't want it.

[moose97]

Re: University of Nebraska

I'd say not likely - they are building a new basketball arena, without ice making capabilities:

The arena won't be built to accommodate an ice surface, so seats can be closer to the basketball playing floor, Osborne said.

[solovsfett]

Re: University of Nebraska

With rumors that U of Nebraska will soon be a member of the Big Ten, I was wondering what the chances might be they would add D-I hockey? I know they have a club team. Will Nebraska have a second D-I program?

well, having an immediate rivalry with a team 30 miles away could help the cause. who knows?

bring on missouri then too.

[wsummers]

With rumors that U of Nebraska will soon be a member of the Big Ten, I was wondering what the chances might be they would add D-I hockey? I know they have a club team. Will Nebraska have a second D-I program?