Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

[The Rube]

Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

bbdl??

(410):

Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.



(301):

I accept this challenge.

[huskyfan]

Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

This is officially my second favorite photo of this guy.

excellent!!

[The Darkness]

Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

Quasi doesn't count as a girl.

Also, you're black. The ladies naturally flock to you anyway, so your opinion is skewed.

It's not that hard. You just need to know how to ask.

[Yager]

Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

It's not that hard. You just need to know how to ask.

Example... (this was actually said to one of my female friends after the guy randomly sat down at the table and said a few friendly lines): "Soooo... I don't have your number..."

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

Example...

As if you would know.

[Shirtless Guy]

Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

Haha nice. That guy looks like he could pull off an insane playoff beard. Too bad we may never find out.

If thats a rip on the Wild, I doubt he resigns with them

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

If thats a rip on the Wild, I doubt he resigns with them

Since the Wild theoretically have Boogaard as their enforcer, who do you think he signs with?

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

Very much possible at Tech too.

It's not that hard. You just need to know how to ask.

tDarkness speaks the truth.

Since the Wild theoretically have Boogaard as their enforcer, who do you think he signs with?

I don't see them resigning either of them. They have a bunch of young D-men, and I think Scott is the odd man out. Boogaard is as useful as **** on a boar.

[The Darkness]

Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

Example... (this was actually said to one of my female friends after the guy randomly sat down at the table and said a few friendly lines): "Soooo... I don't have your number..."

Quick lesson. The direct approach always works (or not when it doesn't you're better off).

You see a girl(s), you walk up to the girl(s), and you get to the point.

"Look we're young and dumb, so let's be young and dumb together. I already have everything I need for a night of fun at the house, all I need to complete it is you. So are you in or not?"


You either get a yes, in which case yippie. Or get a no, in which case move on to the next victim candidate.

[Shirtless Guy]

Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

Quick lesson. The direct approach always works (or not when it doesn't you're better off).

You see a girl(s), you walk up to the girl(s), and you get to the point.

"Look we're young and dumb, so let's be young and dumb together. I already have everything I need for a night of fun at the house, all I need to complete it is you. So are you in or not?"


You either get a yes, in which case yippie. Or get a no, in which case move on to the next victim candidate.

That is one of the lessons I learned from the hockey players while at tech, I was just rolling on the floor laughing at them fail over and over again at K-day when we had the balloon splash as our little booth. It was amazing how many times they tried and how quickly they just moved on to the next victim as you say

[Yager]

Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

tDarkness speaks the truth.

I thought your approach was getting them drunk enough.

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

Hi. I'm Jordan Foote. I was drafted by the Rangers. Wanna *?

[melmac]

Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

Hi. I'm Jordan Foote. I was drafted by the Rangers. Wanna *?

Is that a turtle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[The Darkness]

Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

I thought your approach was getting them drunk enough.

This approach usually works to, but if you also run the risk of getting them to drunk to function.

Hi. I'm Jordan Foote. I was drafted by the Rangers. Wanna *?

I'm almost sure Foote used that line a couple times. I would have.

[bigblue_dl]

Re: Sweet Release: Michigan Tech Offseason Thread Part I

I'm almost sure Foote used that line a couple times. I would have.

I know girls he used that line on. It didn't work on the ones I know.