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  • Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

    Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
    Nothing, you told her twice already.

    That's funny.
    What do you tell a girl with two black guys?
    Nothing, you told her twice already.


    Thankfully my sister told me that joke..

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    • Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

      Originally posted by startthebus View Post
      What do you tell a girl with two black guys?
      Nothing, you told her twice already.


      Thankfully my sister told me that joke..
      Is your sister dating two black guys?
      St. Cloud, Minnesota: You could do worse...

      It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

      The 2009 Poser of the Year

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      • Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

        Originally posted by Dude Love View Post
        Is your sister dating two black guys?
        No way!

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        • Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

          Originally posted by Dude Love View Post
          Is your sister dating two black guys?
          Not dating, just getting pounded from both at the same time.

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          • Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

            Originally posted by startthebus View Post
            No way!
            So she's single?

            Hey...I'm looking out for MNS here.
            St. Cloud, Minnesota: You could do worse...

            It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

            The 2009 Poser of the Year

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            • Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

              Originally posted by Dude Love View Post
              So she's single?

              Hey...I'm looking out for MNS here.
              No no no. Don't touch those genes. Lord knows shortbus has tried. It is a terrible idea.

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              • Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

                Dirty got one thing right in his life...

                Huskies Sweep!
                tUMD is Jan Brady per Brenthoven. Whew.... thanks for clearing THAT up.

                Best USCHO quotes to date:

                "UND/DU will realize that their party sucks, because the easterners only want to drink Zima." - BPH

                "It is too bad that aaron marvin was a senior so he can't go after the rest of the sioux". - bigblue_dl

                "I would rather play the blackhawks than you right now." - dogs2012

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                • Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

                  Originally posted by STC_for_me View Post
                  While that's an old one, no one should ever joke about rape, period.
                  Try again :

                  Taggart: I got it! I got it!
                  Hedley Lamarr: You do?
                  Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
                  Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
                  Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
                  Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
                  Taggart: Naw, we rape the **** out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
                  Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!



                  Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
                  Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
                  Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
                  Applicant: I like rape.
                  Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                  Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                  • Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

                    Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                    Try again :

                    Taggart: I got it! I got it!
                    Hedley Lamarr: You do?
                    Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
                    Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
                    Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
                    Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
                    Taggart: Naw, we rape the **** out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
                    Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!



                    Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
                    Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
                    Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
                    Applicant: I like rape.
                    Haha, whoever said rape wasn't funny never watched Blazing Saddles.

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                    • Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

                      Why does this thread have 4 stars????
                      St. Cloud, Minnesota: You could do worse...

                      It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

                      The 2009 Poser of the Year

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                      • Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

                        Originally posted by Dude Love View Post
                        Why does this thread have 4 stars????
                        Fixed, you're welcome.

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                        • Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

                          Originally posted by Yager View Post
                          Haha, whoever said rape wasn't funny never watched Blazing Saddles.
                          And an SCSU weekend thread reaches another low...
                          tUMD is Jan Brady per Brenthoven. Whew.... thanks for clearing THAT up.

                          Best USCHO quotes to date:

                          "UND/DU will realize that their party sucks, because the easterners only want to drink Zima." - BPH

                          "It is too bad that aaron marvin was a senior so he can't go after the rest of the sioux". - bigblue_dl

                          "I would rather play the blackhawks than you right now." - dogs2012

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                          • Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

                            Originally posted by SCSU Euro View Post
                            And an SCSU weekend thread reaches another low...
                            You need to venture to the Tech threads. We've got six threads full of much lower.

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                            • Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

                              Originally posted by SCSU Euro View Post
                              And an SCSU weekend thread reaches another low...
                              And it's all my fault.

                              Originally posted by Yager View Post
                              You need to venture to the Tech threads. We've got six threads full of much lower.
                              He's right. I seen it with my own two eyes. Wait for the ones where they talk in the third person. Boy does THAT get old.
                              St. Cloud, Minnesota: You could do worse...

                              It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

                              The 2009 Poser of the Year

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                              • Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

                                Originally posted by SCSU Euro View Post
                                And an SCSU weekend thread reaches another low...
                                And it's only Friday night/Saturday morning.

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