UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

[Dirty]

Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

UND doesn't think that way.

Ha! UND is always trying to start fights. Heck, they tried to start a fight with Denver as the Pioneers got off the bus a couple weeks ago.

Huskies Sweep

[Dirty Bottles]

Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

fine, I propose something.

I want all St. Cloud fans to admit that what Marvin did was wrong. Cheap, idiotic, stupid, and you want to crucify him. After that, we will get over it.

Well, 3 out of 4 ain't bad

I will admit that what Marvin did was wrong, stupid, goonish, idotic, etc. I will also go on record (again) as saying he deserved more than a 1 game suspension. What is the right number? I don't know, but certainly 1 is not it. Maybe 10?

However, I don't want to crucify Marvin. I've watched 98% of all his home games and fair number of his road games and Marvin is NOT a goon. He made a very bad decision and unfortunately that decision has cost another player a season and maybe more.

I also don't expect the Sioux fans to "get over it". There is nothing wrong with holding a bit of a grudge over it. If I were a Sioux fan I would hope like heck that my squad would get in some very good, hard, and clean hits over the weekend.

[cross cheque]

Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

After playing hockey against frickin' boneheads like Marvin, I decided something needs to done! Finally after several months of tedious tinkering the solution is finally here. You're in for a real treat. I'd like to take this opportunity right here on USCHO to introduce my newest invention called the Shock Jock.

Here's how it works: Using the remote, a disgruntled fan (i.e. Dirty) adjusts the voltage (max. 35V, *40V usually kills - only available to Dirty) on the "Wang Bang" button, then sets the hi-tech "Toast His Kickstand" timer button and then finally presses the "Fry The D*ckhead" button to send the signal. This action will send a powerful microwave signal to the electrode inside the amazing and patented Shock Jock. The electrode then sends the voltage charge into the idiot's one eyed monster causing severe pain and a burning sensation for the specified period.

Now here's the rub! It can be used anytime during the game as many times as you like! And that's not all! When a fan becomes deranged and crackbrained, he can press the "Weld His Jack In The Box" button and the patented Shock Jock heats up to a temperature of 150 degrees F and just like that! - it welds itself to the bonehead's fag bag. Then the Shock Jock can be used during and AFTER the game as well!!! Think of all the FUN you and your friends will have zapping your most hated player's willy at ALL hours of the night. He won't be able to sleep a wink and he'll be whining for mommy like a dopey St. Cloud fan.

And here's the best part, as an introductory offer here on USCHO I'm able to make the amazing Shock Jock available here and now for only $19.95! That's right I said $19.95, are you frickin' deaf? It's a frickin' steal considering I worked my a** off on this thing a few Saturday's ago.

Now I know what your thinking! How I am I going to get the amazing Shock Jock into the players crotch? Simple! For an additional $9.95 we'll print a name brand like Nike on it, ship it FedEx, explain it's a new brand name product that he and Sidney Crosby have been chosen to try out and the tell the frickin' bonehead he will get a load of cash if he wears it (*not applicable to Minnesota Golden Gopher players and coaches). Duh! Don't worry most squirrel brains like Marvin will do it.

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Note: Actual size for Marvin's Mr. Winkie (demonstration only)

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Send your check or money order to:

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DON'T WAIT!!! GET YOUR OWN SHOCK JOCK FOR THE NEXT SERIES AND BURN BABY BURN!

Best post of this thread, that's not saying much but I think it would get best post on most threads this week too bad it had to be wasted on the Genoway/Marvin dirty tampon thread.
Nice invention and user guide Jockstock.

[dogs2012]

Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

But when are you gonna fill us with the details on Grandma??? Why only the details on the deceased males?? Grandma deserves better...

Dude, not okay. Never okay.

[cross cheque]

Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

My favorite UND "cheapshot" is the Geoff Paukovitch (the deutsche bag who broke Bina's neck) incident. This event triggered two defining moments in WCHA hockey 1. the birth of the real dasher monkey 2. the changing of the name sherwood to surewood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilwpXOQIjHc

[Jockstock]

Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

Wait did I miss something? Was Hirsch actually arguing ...for... a UND player?

I haven't seen Chay play, but I know his brother and he's a helluva a hockey player. I'm surprised he's not in the NHL, last i heard he was overseas. If Chay is anything like his bro he's a good player and not a hack.

[SCSU Production Man]

Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

In heaven there ain't to no Sioux...NO SIOUX!
To b***h and complain and you
It's all that they ever do...
In heaven there ain't no Sioux...NO SIOUX!

[Dirty]

Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

In heaven there ain't to no Sioux...NO SIOUX!
To b***h and complain and you
It's all that they ever do...
In heaven there ain't no Sioux...NO SIOUX!

This is why you're only a lowly production man and not something important. It started off so well and then just fizzles in the last line.

Huskies Sweep

[SCSU Production Man]

Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

This is why you're only a lowly production man and not something important. It started off so well and then just fizzles in the last line.

Huskies Sweep

How dare I have a little fun on the boards....

Huskies Sweep

[brianvf]

Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

To b***h and complain and you

Those songs work better if the words make sense together.
But hey, at least it rhymes, so the four year olds will think it's cool.
Nicely done!

[Dirty]

Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

How dare I have a little fun on the boards....

Huskies Sweep

Thank you for apologizing. It means very little to me.

Huskies Sweep

[huskiesfan1990]

Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

But when are you gonna fill us with the details on Grandma??? Why only the details on the deceased males?? Grandma deserves better...

There aren't enough red chiclets in the world that could make up for a post like this one.

And RC and hf1990, my bad, message board not cr. Secret squirrel like in catching that....and this is a kick arse thread, although it has way more than five turnovers...

This it is. And I thought it couldn't get any better than the Union series thread and UHM.

[Sloe Gin]

Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

Well, 3 out of 4 ain't bad

I will admit that what Marvin did was wrong, stupid, goonish, idotic, etc. I will also go on record (again) as saying he deserved more than a 1 game suspension. What is the right number? I don't know, but certainly 1 is not it. Maybe 10?

However, I don't want to crucify Marvin. I've watched 98% of all his home games and fair number of his road games and Marvin is NOT a goon. He made a very bad decision and unfortunately that decision has cost another player a season and maybe more.

I also don't expect the Sioux fans to "get over it". There is nothing wrong with holding a bit of a grudge over it. If I were a Sioux fan I would hope like heck that my squad would get in some very good, hard, and clean hits over the weekend.

see SCSU fans? Why can't you be more like DB? He's > all of you.

Fine, I'll nail Marvin to the cross. The upside-down cross

[HumRsky]

Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

I'm with DB 100%. I can't disagree with any of it. Someone earlier in the thread asked why it's not appropriate to retaliate to a cheap shot with a cheap shot...and that's easy to answer. If you are hitting people clean and hard, that means you have the skill and the presence of mind to play the game effectively within the rules of the game. Good clean checks make a much bigger statement than some cheap shot that anyone who can half-skate could apply to the unsuspecting.

[Red Cloud]

Re: UND at SCSU: Which goon will cheap shot Marvin first?

see SCSU fans? Why can't you be more like DB? He's > all of you.

Yeah, but we don't care because.

1) He's a DB.
2) We're all > you.