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The Effingwoods Hockey Almanac - "Won't Get Fooled Again" edition

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  • The Effingwoods Hockey Almanac - "Won't Get Fooled Again" edition

    The EHA - the news side of WIS - has learned from multiple sources close to the process that current HEA commissioner Steve "Commish Nigel" Metcalf is in advanced discussions with his former employer UNH to leave his current job as commissioner of the league, and will likely be returning to UNH to replace outgoing AD Marty "Blue Skies" Scarano as the school's new AD.

    From high atop his penthouse suite overlooking the scenic Mystic River Basin at Encore Everett, the smoldering pile of ashes that once was Michel "Mikey" Nostradamus (WIS head oddsmaker) has set the moneyline on Metcalf's return to UNH at -300.

    An announcement could come as early as the conclusion of the HEA Tournament later this month. EHA continues to monitor the situation; any update(s) will be disclosed here as they may arise ...
    Sworn Enemy of the Perpetually Offended
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