Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

[jjmc85]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

I believe last year neither team showed up to the finals, making it a draw and the committee was pumped about how unsatisfying that was. The only thing less satisfying than that is not even bothering to report the results.

Mission Accomplished!

[Patman]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

You mean worse than this?

I mean like it ended with a inter-team square-dance bad with some light pig throwing for good measure.

[BUT09]

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I think we're being held back from the sad truth of this game... it was completed a month ago... the result was just too embarrassing for humans to take.

You mean worse than this?

[FlagDUDE08]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

I think we're being held back from the sad truth of this game... it was completed a month ago... the result was just too embarrassing for humans to take.

Was one of the teams represented by District 5?

[Patman]

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I think we should all just accept the fact that we're never gonna find out what happened this year. So, looking ahead to next year, I think I've found a great host: Rimrock Auto Arena in Billings, Montana. 1) It had its roof torn apart by a tornado. 2) It's in Billings, Montana. 3) It hasn't hosted a hockey game since 1982. I'm sure whatever ice-making equipment this place had is either out of commission or was destroyed by the tornado.

I think we're being held back from the sad truth of this game... it was completed a month ago... the result was just too embarrassing for humans to take.

[Federal League]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

I think we should all just accept the fact that we're never gonna find out what happened this year. So, looking ahead to next year, I think I've found a great host: Rimrock Auto Arena in Billings, Montana. 1) It had its roof torn apart by a tornado. 2) It's in Billings, Montana. 3) It hasn't hosted a hockey game since 1982. I'm sure whatever ice-making equipment this place had is either out of commission or was destroyed by the tornado.

[drshoen]

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While I recognize that the committee likes to keep us from knowing too much, too reduce interest in the event, I think this is going too far!!

[Douglas]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

Maybe we should just get the Jamaican National Hockey Team to play the South African National Hockey Team but have them wear the jerseys (or sweaters if you prefer) of the appropriate FF teams and get this thing done!!!
I NEED CLOSURE!!! Anyone else agree???

[vizoroo]

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Where have I been these many months to miss out on all the planning for this most unprestigious event? Actually for the last 3 weeks I have been trying to figure out who hi-jacked my java script? To no avail I might add. Do you think it could have been the same crew that hi-jacked the team bus?

Foolish me thought my team might actually go to Frozen Ford Field. Tsk, Tsk.
(The debacles--ice and games--surely must have been of concern to the the Futile Four organizers. Did that other tournament try to steal your thunder?)
When actually I should have been more aware of FARTS and TWITS than all those other now meaningless acronyms.

Even though I read the whole thread this 1st day of May, I am still confused. Are you now saving game results to coincide with Lord Stanley's event or did both teams-CIA BUG (anagram or homeland security plot) mutually forfeit? Who's the loser now?

[FRICKER]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

just got paroled from Jackson Prison (Michigan) yesterday after serving time for throwing an octopus on the ice at Joe Louis Arena during the Red Wings playoff's in 2006. Three to fifteen seems pretty harsh sentencing, but rumors have it that the Judge is a Black Hawks fan. Anyway, the smell finally wore off after about two years in the slammer. Now that I'm a free man, I need to know who won the Chumpionship and what did they win? I heard it was "official" NCAA pantyhose, but I'm not quite sure who told me that.
Update please!!!! Thanks..........now I gotta clean my piece!!!!

[Beer Pong Horn]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

Have these two teams played before? Is it on videotape?

Let that determine the outcome.

Last I heard, the videotapes have been confiscated by the Canadian government to ensure that no one will use them to defame their national sport.

[FlagDUDE08]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

I vote we call it a tie and use a mini-mite shootout to determine the "winner". Preferably using children in another country. China?

Have these two teams played before? Is it on videotape?

Let that determine the outcome.

[BUT09]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

The suspense is killing me; play the game already!

I vote we call it a tie and use a mini-mite shootout to determine the "winner". Preferably using children in another country. China?

[drshoen]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

The suspense is killing me; play the game already!

[FlagDUDE08]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

Whew, I thought you fell into an abandoned ICBM silo!

Like I'd really want to get involved in deliberations about this...