Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

[crazytechfan]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

The Kenner Dome Welcoming Committee slept with your mom. Betcha didn't know your dad was the sole committee member now.

That's rough. I just saw my mom for the first time in a couple weeks, but she didn't mention anything..

[bigblue_dl]

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That's rough. I just saw my mom for the first time in a couple weeks, but she didn't mention anything..

She probably didn't want a repeat of what happened after she told you about her fling with me.

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

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That's rough.

The way your mother likes it.

[Twitch Boy]

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Moscow ID; Michigan Tech 4, AIC 2
AIC took an early lead on two nearly identical first period plays, as Tech's goalie mishandled passes back from his own defensemen. The errant own-goals gave the YellowJackets confidence that they might be able to avoid another trip to the FutileFour, but their confidence waned as the Huskies mounted a relentless barrage of six shots on goal over the final forty minutes of play.

Good to see Tech recover from that gong show against Clarkson and show everyone else just why we're the laughingstock of the WCHA. I couldn't be prouder.

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[FlagDUDE08]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

telegraph would seem appropriate. or smoke signals.

Put the word out on 15 or 20 meters, so only long-distance hams hear about it, and the signal skips over the locals.

[Beer Pong Horn]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

Put the word out on 15 or 20 meters, so only long-distance hams hear about it, and the signal skips over the locals.

Shortwave - I like it! Not only is it inaccessible to everyone but radio enthusiasts who probably don't care about hockey, but it can be sent in Morse code to make it even more unintelligible to someone who happens to be passing by. That, and since every "humanity all dies" movie has ham radios in it, there's that air of the apocalypse about transmitting scores this way.

Alternately, let's see about sneaking the scores into a farm report broadcast.

[Freddie]

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Cracker's Neck Tennessee:
The BFB Committee took time out in route to the FutileFour to make an important announcement.

"We are pleased to report that no players from any of our sixteen team tournament field have seen fit to leave college early to pursue professional hockey careers." Acting BFB Committee Chair Francis Bedwetter continued to say "This either reflects a solid commitment to amateur sports, or a validation of the shallowness of our talent pool. Either way, it is something in which we can be proud."

The committee, chose this quaintly named hamlet near the Virginia and North Carolina borders to make this announcement, primarily because there was nothing else to do while waiting for their car to be repaired. The rented 1974 AMC Pacer struck a deer in early morning fog Tuesday. There were no injuries reported, other than the deer.

[Freddie]

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BFB/FutileFour Semifinals:

http://local.yahoo.com/info-15164871...e-park-flowood

Bowling Green (5-27-6) vs. Connecticut (7-29-3)
Saturday April 3, 6:45AM

Niagara (12-22-4) vs. American International (5-26-4)
Saturday April 3, 10:15AM


Losers advance to the National Chumpionship Game:
Monday April 5, 2:00PM

[huskyfan]

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how about CB radios for next years communications. reporters could catch rides with truckers, no need for expensive car rentals.

[BUPhD]

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The third review on that link about the perverted staff offers much potential for hilarity.

I like how the post complains that it's not place for friends and family because of multiple perverted staff, yet..."we tend to go every Friday."

[Freddie]

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The perverted staff was a central element in this venue's bid to host the event. That, and their promise to treat the committee to an evening at Bubba's Barbeque and Bordello.

[hanasoni]

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The perverted staff was a central element in this venue's bid to host the event. That, and their promise to treat the committee to an evening at Bubba's Barbeque and Bordello.

Is it possible this purported 'perverted staffmember" is actually a Republican?

[BCMike22]

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My apologies if it's already been mentioned, but for the East Regional I'd like to suggest Fort DuPont in Washington, DC.

My memories are from about 15 years ago, so things may have changed, but the important parts have not.

The ice was usually in bad condition due to a homeless man who ran the zamboni over the parts of the ice he deemed needy. It was always hot and stuffy despite never being warm in the spots you want it to be if you were in the stands.

The important part here is the location. I will put Fort Dupont Rink up against any other. Less than a block away is Dupont Circle where you can be accosted by transvestite hookers and a block in the other direction is responsible for more murders than any other location in DC (and that's saying something).

I think if the committee takes into consideration the constant peril that not only the players will be engaged in, but also the ever present fear of death that the fans will enjoy you will see fit to make Fort Dupont the home of the East Regional, if not the Futile Four itself.

[hanasoni]

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BFB/FutileFour Semifinals:

Bowling Green (5-27-6) vs. Connecticut (7-29-3)
Saturday April 3, 6:45AM

Niagara (12-22-4) vs. American International (5-26-4)
Saturday April 3, 10:15AM

Losers advance to the National Chumpionship Game:
Monday April 5, 2:00PM

Score update????

[Federal League]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

The third review on that link about the perverted staff offers much potential for hilarity.

I like how the post complains that it's not place for friends and family because of multiple perverted staff, yet..."we tend to go every Friday."

As the Chair of the Flowood Ice Rink Welcoming Committee, I'm happy to announce that we made sure all three of our perverted staff members, two of whom are registered sex offenders, will be working every Futile Four game. In fact, they're the only staff we'll have on hand for these games.

The perverted staff was a central element in this venue's bid to host the event. That, and their promise to treat the committee to an evening at Bubba's Barbeque and Bordello.

We forgot we made this promise and will not be able to go through with it. Neither myself nor anyone else on the Flowood Welcoming Committee made the effort to actually get to Flowood for these games. We decided that our perverted workers were more likely to do something stupid and disgusting if they didn't feel like we were keeping an eye on them.

Score update????

I called up Johnnie James (our only worker with a cell phone) a couple minutes ago to try and get an update. Because there's no scoreboard in the Ice Rink, he had to walk over to the benches and ask one of the coaches. I'm not sure if he ever got there, though. He said, "This student trainer looks damm fine," and then hung up.