Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

[Beer Pong Horn]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

More importantly, why would a couple Princeton players needs condoms? Marquette is a 2.5 hour drive from the Gipp.

Word got out that ctf's mom was nearby.

[Patman]

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One witness also reported seeing two 'preppy looking' young white men wearing orange ties using the blade of an ice skate to pry open the condom vending machine in the men's room.

Must be one interesting bus ride

[crazytechfan]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

One witness also reported seeing two 'preppy looking' young white men wearing orange ties using the blade of an ice skate to pry open the condom vending machine in the men's room.

Who let ShortBus on the bus?

More importantly, why would a couple Princeton players needs condoms? Marquette is a 2.5 hour drive from the Gipp.

2. Don't worry, the rampant STDs are even closer.

Word got out that ctf's mom was nearby.

I hate you all.

[bigblue_dl]

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Who let ShortBus on the bus?

Ducati has his phone # now, so you could possibly call him and ask.

[crazytechfan]

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Ducati has his phone # now, so you could possibly call him and ask.

NO WAY!!!!

[Jon]

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Poor {PROVICED

Hokydad is probably driving the bus, waving at players' parents all the while...

[bigblue_dl]

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NO WAY!!!!

I'm not lying. When he was hammered at the final 5 he was calling everyone in his phone trying to get stb's number. He failed, but then apparently a couple days later someone texted him the number.

[crazytechfan]

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I'm not lying. When he was hammered at the final 5 he was calling everyone in his phone trying to get stb's number. He failed, but then apparently a couple days later someone texted him the number.

heh. heh.

[drshoen]

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The welcoming committee would like to blame Clarkson for underperforming so much, that Dartmouth now has the shortest trip. Had Clarkson played better, Dartmouth could be swapped with Michigan Tech, creating 2 long bus rides instead of one, and not having an intraconference matchup.

Once again, Cluck Farkson.

If only we could've beat SLU(T) last Sunday (or was it the Sunday before?). Maybe that would've made us less bad enough?

[Freddie]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

East Regional; Hockey Town USA in Saugus MA
http://www.hockeytownsaugus.com/

Northeast Regional; St Lawrence Centre in Massena NY
http://www.slcarena.com/

Midwest Regional; George Gipp Arena in Laurium MI
http://www.michigan.org/Property/Detail.aspx?p=B4757

West Regional; Palouse Ice Rink in Moscow ID
http://www.palouseicerink.com/

Nearly time for the puck to drop on the BFB Regionals. Here's a quick recap

Eastern bracket, Saugus MA
#1 Holy Cross v #4 Robert Morris - Friday March 26 11:30pm *
#2 Mercyhurst v #3 Niagara - Saturday March 27 2:30am **
Regional Chumpionship Sunday March 28 3:15am ***
* BackBay Plasma Donor Center Night. Check your bandaid for a special BOGO ticket offer.
** Intermission Entertainment Extravaganza featuring "Skanky Sally and the CrackHos"
***Save your ticket stub!!! Exchange for a free cot at any of seven nearby homeless shelters!

Northeast bracket, Massena NY:
#1 Bentley v #4 Western Michigan - Saturday March 27 7:30am @
#2 Bowling Green v #3 Dartmouth - Saturday March 27 11:00am @
Regional Chumpionship Sunday March 28 5:30am @@
@ Sponsored by Spencer Gifts. Free obscene t-shirt to first 6 fans!
@@ Intermission entertainment features the internationally renowned "Saint Lawrence Seaway Skating Kazoo Band"

Midwest bracket, Laurium MI:
#1 UConn v #4 Princeton - Friday March 26 10:40pm %
#2 Army v #3 Harvard - Saturday March 27 1:35am %
Regional Chumpionship Sunday March 28 4:30am %
% Remember, all games in this bracket are being played on rollerskates or rollerblades, as the ice at George Gipp Arena has been removed for the season. Don't forget to visit CTF's hot mom at the concession stand... featuring "Turnip and Buck-Testicle Pasties". All proceeds benefit the ASPCY (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Youpers)

Western bracket, Moscow ID:
#1 AIC v #4 Providence - Saturday March 27 8:00 %%
#2 Clarkson v #3 Michigan Tech - Saturday March 27 11:15am %%
Regional Chumpionship Sunday March 28 9:15am %%%
%% Times are approximate as the arena is hosting a lock-in sleepover party for NAMBLA (North American Man-Boy Love Association)
%%% There will be an extended 2nd intermission to allow the Credence Baptist Assembly and Militia to perform their 83rd annual rendition of The Passion Play. The ice will remain covered with palm branches for the 3rd period.

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

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Turnip and buck-testicle pasties can't be any worse than haggis, no?

[bigblue_dl]

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Turnip and buck-testicle pasties can't be any worse than haggis, no?

I just drank a testicle?

[Patman]

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%% Times are approximate as the arena is hosting a lock-in sleepover party for NAMBLA (North American Man-Boy Love Association)

So essentially the committee with be too busy to start the games on time

[frmbostn]

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Fully acknowledging I am very late to this party but...

How are the officials chosen for this "Futile Four?

[Terrier520]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

Fully acknowledging I am very late to this party but...

How are the officials chosen for this "Futile Four?

There are 9 refs, and 6 linesmen per game. They are the only good refs in the NCAA, as the bad ones are busy reffing the real tournament.