Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

[FlagDUDE08]

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Sell beer, but make sure it only says on the bartender's side of the tap that it's NA.

[BUT09]

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Sell beer, but make sure it only says on the bartender's side of the tap that it's NA.

The spectators would probably get drunk anyway. I read an article about a study once that said an insanely high percentage (I can't remember the specifics right now) of people exposed to fake poison ivy developed a rash.

If you think you're getting drunk, you might actually convince your body you are.

[bigblue_dl]

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The spectators would probably get drunk anyway. I read an article about a study once that said an insanely high percentage (I can't remember the specifics right now) of people exposed to fake poison ivy developed a rash.

If you think you're getting drunk, you might actually convince your body you are.

Does this cause a hangover too?

I should try it, sounds like it is a lot cheaper.

[Proud2baLaker]

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If alcohol of any kind is served it needs to be in large glass bottles and ceramic jugs. Also for the few fans that may venture out (due to their high tolerance for pain) there needs to be numerous give aways at the entrance of hard pointy objects (pucks, more glass, shards of metal etc) that can be thrown on the ice during the game. Of course being at such terrible venues its unlikely that there will be any kind of crew that could clean it up. So there would be crap all over the ice. Not only would players have to avoid running into this stuff but they would also risk being hit by it as its thrown.

Also if the committee does decide to use the rink in PA they need to do so with the assurance that the pieces of the roof that collapsed are NOT removed from the ice. Players should have to climb over them to get to the net.

[huskyfan]

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Not only would players have to avoid running into this stuff but they would also risk being hit by it as its thrown.

well ... maybe ... beer in bottles ... would be ok.

[bigblue_dl]

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well ... maybe ... beer in bottles ... would be ok.

Bottles, yes. Beer, no.
The liquid in the bottles, made to look like beer, needs to be bar rag drippings from the dog, DT, B&B and upslut. Actually given the caliber of this tournament, I think a quality establishment like the upslut should sponsor this regional.

[crazytechfan]

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Bottles, yes. Beer, no.
The liquid in the bottles, made to look like beer, needs to be bar rag drippings from the dog, DT, B&B and upslut. Actually given the caliber of this tournament, I think a quality establishment like the upslut should sponsor this regional.

No, no, it should be the UP Pub, a fine Calumet establishment.

[bigblue_dl]

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No, no, it should be the UP Pub, a fine Calumet establishment.

But does it have the STD concentration found at the upslut?

[crazytechfan]

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But does it have the STD concentration found at the upslut?

Yes. But here's the kicker. It's 50 year old biker babe STD concentration!

[bigblue_dl]

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Yes. But here's the kicker. It's 50 year old biker babe STD concentration!

ah, nice. Lets check this place out when a crew of us come up there for a summer excursion!

[crazytechfan]

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ah, nice. Lets check this place out when a crew of us come up there for a summer excursion!

*cringes* You're coming up for a summer excursion? I kid, I kid. We'll definitely have to do it. Hell, we could do a Keweenaw bar crawl, complete with the Gay Bar! I know of someone who can't actually drink at bars, so I'm sure they'd be down to DD.

[Beer Pong Horn]

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*cringes* You're coming up for a summer excursion? I kid, I kid. We'll definitely have to do it. Hell, we could do a Keweenaw bar crawl, complete with the Gay Bar! I know of someone who can't actually drink at bars, so I'm sure they'd be down to DD.

You know of a person that won't get served at a bar in the UP? Lies!

[crazytechfan]

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You know of a person that won't get served at a bar in the UP? Lies!

I suppose you're probably right...

[huskyfan]

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but we digress. the health food idea is interesting. but I think the tournament would be better with no concessions at all. better to concentrate on the games at hand (or lack thereof). and really why stock food and drink when no one is expected to show up anyway? I find this needless fluff. this tournament really needs to be about the hockey.

[Freddie]

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and really why stock food and drink when no one is expected to show up anyway? I find this needless fluff. this tournament really needs to be about the hockey.

Good point.

With that in mind, let's look at some of this weekend's games that will have impact on the rankings and tournament draw:

Colgate v Dartmouth (Fri) Colgate v Harvard (Sat). Colgate is outside the bubble, but with losses to Harvard and/or Dartmouth might move into contention for an at-large berth. Dartmouth's position looks solid, but Harvard could fall out of contention with a win or two.

Robert Morris v Alabama Huntsville. Probably the best matchup of the weekend, as both teams are just inside the bubble. A split could keep both teams in contention, but if someone sweeps, it could spell disaster.

Ohio State v Western Michigan. If Western hopes to hang on to an at-large berth, they'd better not repeat the fiasco like they had two weeks ago when they swept Notre Dame.

AIC v Canisius. AIC's spot is solid, but Canisius needs losses to move into the picture. Perhaps this series means more to Canisius than AIC.