Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

Only to the players. If there are spectators, they will be served methanol.

Direct from Mother Russia.

[huskyfan]

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meth? Nebraska's best?

[Patman]

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objection!!

since when is this tournament going all upscale and serving beer at the venues.

pleez!

I agree... better we have venues which double as methadone clinics.

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

objection!!

since when is this tournament going all upscale and serving beer at the venues.

pleez!

I counter that argument by pointing out that the Beast should not, at any time, ever be considered "beer". Let alone when it's flat and warm. It's not like we'd let the non-existent spectators have some anyway.

[huskyfan]

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I stand firm on the beer free venues. if enough beer is involved spectators could have a good time.

[MUhawks628]

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I stand firm on the beer free venues. if enough beer is involved spectators could have a good time.

You have clearly never tasted Beast

[bigblue_dl]

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I stand firm on the beer free venues. if enough beer is involved spectators could have a good time.

I agree. The only way it would work is if everyone was required to consume a certain amount of beer, so the whole place turned into a ****show, with fans running onto the ice, drunken brawls and breaking stuff.

[BUT09]

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I think beer should only be served to spectators 12 and under.

[LynahFan]

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Another potential concessions strategy is to have excellent concessions....that run out just after the puck drops in the first period of the first game. Cornell tried that approach during its recent hosting of NCAA lacrosse games and had resounding success in terms of maximizing fan discomfort and disgruntled-ness.

[Freddie]

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Surely there must be some horrible local brew, perhaps enhanced with buck urine, fish entrails and kerosene. Served at room temp in a plastic mop bucket. That could be a real mess.

We are concerned about ctf's mother. If she's as hot as we've heard, the committee suggests she be banned from the premisis for the duration of the event. In fact, she'd be a welcome guest at my place for the weekend.

[bigblue_dl]

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We are concerned about ctf's mother. If she's as hot as we've heard, the committee suggests she be banned from the premisis for the duration of the event. In fact, she'd be a welcome guest at my place for the weekend.

Sorry, she's already planning on being at my place that weekend. At least she won't be at the arena.

[crazytechfan]

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I agree. The only way it would work is if everyone was required to consume a certain amount of beer, so the whole place turned into a ****show, with fans running onto the ice, drunken brawls and breaking stuff.

Beer tainted with WI everclear.

Sorry, she's already planning on being at my place that weekend. At least she won't be at the arena.

I do NOT approve of this.

[bigblue_dl]

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I do NOT approve of this.

Why not? I think she took a liking to me when I met her....

[Beer Pong Horn]

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Beer tainted with WI everclear.

But that would just make the drinkers more drunk. I think beer is out, unless it's flat, spoiled O'Doul's. THAT would keep hockey fans away.

[Terrier520]

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I'm sorry, but it's going to be health food only.

Soyjoy. Nothing but soyjoy.