Minnesota @ Michigan: 1/9 & 1/10

[D2D]

Re: Minnesota @ Michigan: 1/9 & 1/10

Hey...notice I did throw in an Ugly Helmets in BOLD, but that's all I got.

If Ugly Helmets alone were all that mattered, Notre Dame would be our No. 1 rival.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rorneEGPso

[The Rube]

Re: Minnesota @ Michigan: 1/9 & 1/10

Heil to those Mother.....

I'll let you finish it.

[UMICH]

Re: Minnesota @ Michigan: 1/9 & 1/10

Hey. It is pretty amazing anyone would call themselves a UW fan, especially this year.

It just reinforces the stereotype that they are not too bright...

[captain beefheart]

Re: Minnesota @ Michigan: 1/9 & 1/10

Yeah. How about adding a John and Yoko quote to this giant hugfest.

Hey, I resemble that comment. But really, don't you have a coach to impeach or an "atmosphere " to create in your squeak-ball cavern?

[wolverineTrumpet]

Re: Minnesota @ Michigan: 1/9 & 1/10

Heil to those Mother.....

I'll let you finish it.

I C-A-N S-P-E-L-L
I can spell, I can spell. Yeah grade school!

Now if only you could take that grade school education and make an M that looks like an M, not an upside down W.

[gopher wes]

Re: Minnesota @ Michigan: 1/9 & 1/10

I C-A-N S-P-E-L-L
I can spell, I can spell. Yeah grade school!

Now if only you could take that grade school education and make an M that looks like an M, not an upside down W.

You look like an upside down W....

[HarleyMC]

Re: Minnesota @ Michigan: 1/9 & 1/10

Yeah, you and your fancy facts. Where's the hatred in this thread?

How's this...satisfied??

University of Michigan

A respectable institution located in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The school mascot is a large variety of weasel known as the wolverine, and the school colors are corn and blue. This institution is characterized by students that truly believe that everyone hates them because they're jealous of their extreme intellectual superiority and athletic talent.

However outside of their "lovely" city/campus/slum, these elitist d0uche bags don't realize that everyone really hates them because (drumroll please)... they are elitist d0uche bags. These students are also characterized by their unfriendly attitude towards outsiders that will ultimately condemn them to a horrible fate of only befriending other fellow U of Mich. cohorts.

Throughout the rest of the state of Michigan, and for that matter the rest of the United States, those who affiliate themselves with U of Mich. are generally looked upon with disdain, pity, or outright disgust because of these unfounded self-righteous attitudes. Their non-student fan base is notorious for having a large amount of red-neck hicks too stupid to get into ANY institution of higher learning, and a student fan base famous for booing their own teams in times of trouble. At times, supporters and students of U of Mich. can become so delusional as to believe that their institution is an Ivy League school, thus inspiring chuckles of patronizing pity from everyone who knows better.

If one has the unfortunate luck of having to meet with a Wolverine supporter or student, one should disregard their truly pointless and pompous speeches about the superiority of this institution, and instead hand them a flashlight in order to help them in their quest of removing their big heads from their rectum.

[captain beefheart]

Re: Minnesota @ Michigan: 1/9 & 1/10

How's this...satisfied??

University of Michigan

A respectable institution located in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The school mascot is a large variety of weasel known as the wolverine, and the school colors are corn and blue. This institution is characterized by students that truly believe that everyone hates them because they're jealous of their extreme intellectual superiority and athletic talent.

However outside of their "lovely" city/campus/slum, these elitist d0uche bags don't realize that everyone really hates them because (drumroll please)... they are elitist d0uche bags. These students are also characterized by their unfriendly attitude towards outsiders that will ultimately condemn them to a horrible fate of only befriending other fellow U of Mich. cohorts.

Throughout the rest of the state of Michigan, and for that matter the rest of the United States, those who affiliate themselves with U of Mich. are generally looked upon with disdain, pity, or outright disgust because of these unfounded self-righteous attitudes. Their non-student fan base is notorious for having a large amount of red-neck hicks too stupid to get into ANY institution of higher learning, and a student fan base famous for booing their own teams in times of trouble. At times, supporters and students of U of Mich. can become so delusional as to believe that their institution is an Ivy League school, thus inspiring chuckles of patronizing pity from everyone who knows better.

If one has the unfortunate luck of having to meet with a Wolverine supporter or student, one should disregard their truly pointless and pompous speeches about the superiority of this institution, and instead hand them a flashlight in order to help them in their quest of removing their big heads from their rectum.

Now THERE is a thread winner if I've ever seen one. My mother would be proud of you, Harley.

[D2D]

Re: Minnesota @ Michigan: 1/9 & 1/10

My mother would be proud of you, Harley.

Ski - U - MA!

[alfablue]

Re: Minnesota @ Michigan: 1/9 & 1/10

How's this...satisfied??

University of Michigan

A respectable institution located in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The school mascot is a large variety of weasel known as the wolverine, and the school colors are corn and blue. This institution is characterized by students that truly believe that everyone hates them because they're jealous of their extreme intellectual superiority and athletic talent.

However outside of their "lovely" city/campus/slum, these elitist d0uche bags don't realize that everyone really hates them because (drumroll please)... they are elitist d0uche bags. These students are also characterized by their unfriendly attitude towards outsiders that will ultimately condemn them to a horrible fate of only befriending other fellow U of Mich. cohorts.

Throughout the rest of the state of Michigan, and for that matter the rest of the United States, those who affiliate themselves with U of Mich. are generally looked upon with disdain, pity, or outright disgust because of these unfounded self-righteous attitudes. Their non-student fan base is notorious for having a large amount of red-neck hicks too stupid to get into ANY institution of higher learning, and a student fan base famous for booing their own teams in times of trouble. At times, supporters and students of U of Mich. can become so delusional as to believe that their institution is an Ivy League school, thus inspiring chuckles of patronizing pity from everyone who knows better.

If one has the unfortunate luck of having to meet with a Wolverine supporter or student, one should disregard their truly pointless and pompous speeches about the superiority of this institution, and instead hand them a flashlight in order to help them in their quest of removing their big heads from their rectum.

If all of that makes you feel better, and helps your self esteem level, I guess that's what you need to do.

I'm sorry that you all feel so badly about yourselves, though. Sad.

Chin up, lad, you are not are not that bad of a person.

[D2D]

Re: Minnesota @ Michigan: 1/9 & 1/10

The Gophers clearly had the edge in the first; could have easily had a couple more. Nice to have our entire D-Corps back!

[wolverineTrumpet]

Re: Minnesota @ Michigan: 1/9 & 1/10

if any of you i spoke with at intermission are looking for other places for good beer (other than jolly pumpkin, arbor brewing and grizzly peak) wolverine brewing on stadium has great brews. A good lunch with good beer can be found in Ypsilanti at either the Wurst Bar or Red Rock.

[UMICH]

Re: Minnesota @ Michigan: 1/9 & 1/10

if any of you i spoke with at intermission are looking for other places for good beer (other than jolly pumpkin, arbor brewing and grizzly peak) wolverine brewing on stadium has great brews. A good lunch with good beer can be found in Ypsilanti at either the Wurst Bar or Red Rock.

To piggy-back on that, Sidetrack in Ypsilanti has terrific burgers. I highly reccommend it. The Wurst is ok, I can't stand Red Rock though.

Great game tonight, I'm looking forward to tomorrow (even if we have a lame starting time).

[UMICH]

Re: Minnesota @ Michigan: 1/9 & 1/10

How's this...satisfied??

University of Michigan

A respectable institution located in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The school mascot is a large variety of weasel known as the wolverine, and the school colors are corn and blue. This institution is characterized by students that truly believe that everyone hates them because they're jealous of their extreme intellectual superiority and athletic talent.

However outside of their "lovely" city/campus/slum, these elitist d0uche bags don't realize that everyone really hates them because (drumroll please)... they are elitist d0uche bags. These students are also characterized by their unfriendly attitude towards outsiders that will ultimately condemn them to a horrible fate of only befriending other fellow U of Mich. cohorts.

Throughout the rest of the state of Michigan, and for that matter the rest of the United States, those who affiliate themselves with U of Mich. are generally looked upon with disdain, pity, or outright disgust because of these unfounded self-righteous attitudes. Their non-student fan base is notorious for having a large amount of red-neck hicks too stupid to get into ANY institution of higher learning, and a student fan base famous for booing their own teams in times of trouble. At times, supporters and students of U of Mich. can become so delusional as to believe that their institution is an Ivy League school, thus inspiring chuckles of patronizing pity from everyone who knows better.

If one has the unfortunate luck of having to meet with a Wolverine supporter or student, one should disregard their truly pointless and pompous speeches about the superiority of this institution, and instead hand them a flashlight in order to help them in their quest of removing their big heads from their rectum.

Too bad he wrote it while on 'schrooms...

[Bonin21]

Re: Minnesota @ Michigan: 1/9 & 1/10

Nice to have our entire D-Corps back!

Too bad pretty much all of them suck this year.