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  • #91
    Re: All I want for Christmas is....

    Originally posted by cg_siouxfan View Post
    Well, I'm glad people can get amusement out of something, because they're sure not getting it from your posts.
    Your mom goes to college.

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    • #92
      Re: All I want for Christmas is....

      Originally posted by nmupiccdiva View Post
      ...the ignore function to also work for quoted posts.
      I think they should include that in the Extras package.

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      • #93
        Re: All I want for Christmas is....

        Originally posted by crazypotatoes View Post
        My dad's a Tech alum too. It turns out nerds that get high paying careers become infinitely more attractive to women after college. Not that anyone from St, Clooud would know that...
        Whew... good thing I'm not from St. Cloud.

        Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
        Lump of coal for Marvin? Actually, coal is a commodity now. What about something like a potato or a used sock?
        Wait... how exactly is this sock "used?"


        Speaking of Marvin... is it too late to change my Christmas request to Gigi Marvin?
        tUMD is Jan Brady per Brenthoven. Whew.... thanks for clearing THAT up.

        Best USCHO quotes to date:

        "UND/DU will realize that their party sucks, because the easterners only want to drink Zima." - BPH

        "It is too bad that aaron marvin was a senior so he can't go after the rest of the sioux". - bigblue_dl

        "I would rather play the blackhawks than you right now." - dogs2012

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        • #94
          Re: All I want for Christmas is....

          More Brenthoven Post-Its (c) that come true:

          *****http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs002.snc3/10933_1187629083955_1025148831_30521784_7501029_n. jpg******
          Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
          Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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          • #95
            Re: All I want for Christmas is....

            PC's hard work to actually result in some HE wins. Ugh.

            "I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel. ."
            -Blackadder
            "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here. "
            -Casablanca
            "They could maybe hire another officer to catch the illegal immigrant drug dealers breast feeding at Dunkin' Donuts or whatever it is! Thank you!"
            -Somerville Speakout
            2008 POTY

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            • #96
              Re: All I want for Christmas is....

              I’m dedicating this holiday poem to my good friend Dirty, the best frickin' troll in the universe:

              Dirty had a little gram
              His stash was white as snow,
              And everywhere that Dirty went
              He liked to have a blow.

              He brought some to work one day
              Couldn’t wait until his break,
              Then faked he had to take a leak
              And ran to drain his snake.

              While he sat inside the stall
              He snorted from his lap,
              Dirty felt so *****in’ good
              He thought he’d take a crap.

              When he pinched his final loaf
              The buzz, it felt so grand,
              But Dirty saw the roll was gone
              Then freaked and used his hand.

              Fecal matter on the wall
              As Dirty flung his sh*t,
              The blow was kickin’ in so hard
              His finger he did hit.

              Pain went rippling up his arm
              And started to go south,
              His smelly finger hurt so bad
              He stuck it in his mouth.

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              • #97
                Re: All I want for Christmas is....

                You're so sweet, Tyler. I am honored.
                Hollywood Hair Care Tip for Infinity (Directly from Hollywood himself)
                when its minus 20 and u have to go outside.. make sure u wear a winter hat as the mohawk does not enjoy the winter weathe(r)
                Hollywood Amazingness

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                • #98
                  Re: All I want for Christmas is....

                  Originally posted by SCSU Euro View Post
                  Wait... how exactly is this sock "used?"
                  A bar of soap is placed inside. You may work out the rest.


                  Actually, given the nature of the sport, I'm surprised no one has yet said that all they want for Christmas is their two front teeth.

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                  • #99
                    Re: All I want for Christmas is....

                    One night of fun with one of Tigers lovely ladies.
                    I am Tommyboy, and I approve this message.

                    In Bob we Trust!

                    The Herb Brooks National Hockey Center..... I wonder who originally came up with that.

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                    • #100
                      Re: All I want for Christmas is....

                      Originally posted by Dirty View Post
                      You're so sweet, Tyler. I am honored.
                      You're awesome dude. Have a great holiday and say hi to your mom for me!

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                      • #101
                        Re: All I want for Christmas is....

                        More games against NMU

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                        • #102
                          Re: All I want for Christmas is....

                          A new coaching staff that will get our program to the point where they are top 5 - top 10 every season, as opposed to the mediocre, underachieving, national punchline of a program they are now.

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                          • #103
                            Re: All I want for Christmas is....

                            Originally posted by SCSU Euro View Post
                            Wait... how exactly is this sock "used?"
                            ...

                            I meant foot-worn...
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BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                            Originally posted by SanTropez
                            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                            Originally posted by Kepler
                            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                            • #104
                              Re: All I want for Christmas is....

                              Originally posted by IrishWildcat View Post
                              1. UNH National title...and that's not even the most difficult request.

                              2. Winter Classic tickets. Still not the most difficult request.

                              3. {PROVICED getting their desevrings and kikced out of HOCKEY RAST.
                              Got #2 about a week late for Christmas, but I'll still consider it a miracle!

                              Best. Game. Ever.
                              A Decade of Dominance

                              2001 2003 2004 2007 2008 2011

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                              • #105
                                Re: All I want for Christmas is....

                                What I got

                                a whole boat load of Spartan goals.

                                Thank you, Jesus.

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