Re: Your best Ref digs...
I remember hearing this one at Yost Arena in Ann Arbor when they still had the old press box. They had a phone that occasionally rang very loudly and it could easily be heard with a lull in the crowd noise. The students would then yell "hey ref...it's for you. It's your mother. She says you still suck."
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Zebra, zebra, short and stout!
Find your head and pull it out!
I've got a rope!
I've got a tree!
All we need is a referee!
Couple good ones from tMisfits
Also, if it's a delayed penalty you can always do the:
"Hey Ref, (More effective if you know the ref's name), raise your hand if you're gay!"
Or...
Hey Ref! Does your boyfriend know you're screwing us too?!
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I have never found the "ref beats his wife" creative or funny. It's actually pretty disgusting. I realize it's all in good fun, but you obviously don't get it if you actually chant that.
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Originally posted by toehimp View Post"The ref beats his wife!!!"
It's fun to change it around every now and then: "The wife beats the ref!"
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Hel-en Kel-ler! *Clap*Clap*ClapClapClap*
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The Maine pep band plays the "smiling bob" theme from the enzyte commercials when the refs skate out onto the ice.
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(to the tune of Clementine)
Who's your father, who's your father,
Who's your father referee?
You don't know him, you don't have one,
You're a B****** referee!
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Hey Ref, get off your knees you're blowing the game! Adapted this from an old baseball coach in El Paso.
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Originally posted by crazytechfan View PostIn heaven there are no refs,
but here they're blind and deaf,
and when we all have left,
our friends will bescreaming*****ing at the refs!
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The Cornell pep band used to play "Three Blind Mice" every time the refs came out for each period. They stopped it because someone felt it would swing calls against us by ******ing off the refs.
My favorite thing to yell is "What's the matter, (name)? Your seeing eye dog can't skate?"
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Not a chant, but I had a couple drinks bought for me by some certain refs when I held up a whiteboard:
Hey (ref): trade a Corona for a win!
(ref) refs better than he plays darts!
Calls: A-
Positioning: A
Skating: B+ (with a bonus yelling at me: "What's with the B+?!")
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The one where the refs point and laugh at the student section because a majority of the students don't know their *** from a hole in the ground when it comes to hockey
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Originally posted by SiouxTechie View PostI really like the ref part of the beer song that the Tech student section sings!
but here they're blind and deaf,
and when we all have left,
our friends will bescreaming*****ing at the refs!
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Originally posted by state of hockey View PostIt wasn't a chant, but I laughed until I cried when Goldy once came out onto the ice after the Zambonis left during the second intermission with a ref shirt on, his head on backwards, and using his stick as a cane. Goldy was promptly suspended by the WCHA.
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