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  • #31
    Re: Your best Ref digs...

    Originally posted by techcodemonkey View Post
    I've got a rope!
    I've got a tree!
    All we need is a referee!
    We used a variation of that occasionally. A rope! A tree! Hang the referee.

    Occasionally a ref by the name of Lynch graced the ice at Lynah. He got "A rope! A tree! Lynch the referee!"

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    • #32
      Re: Your best Ref digs...

      To take the opposite approach, I was at a high school section final at Mariucci about 4 or 5 years ago when the Bloomington Jefferson student section did something I thought was hilarious. Every time the refs skated in front of their section during warmups before the game or between periods, they would give a standing ovation with as much passion and volume as if their team had just scored. I don't know if they still do this or not, but I thought it was a riot.
      Originally posted by Skeeterman
      Ski yo momma!
      Originally Asked by Grant Potulny (After noticing an autograph seeker was wearing SCSU colors.)
      Who do you cheer for in the post season?

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      • #33
        Re: Your best Ref digs...

        Originally posted by Boosh View Post
        Unfortunately, at Michigan Tech, for every quality tidbit shouted at a game official, the next 5 or so periods are spent by everyone thinking they know how to officiate but failing miserably at it and going nuts over every blatantly obvious call just because it is against us.
        I really wish the ****** posted....
        Loose and St Cloud go together. Like milk and cookies. Or bacon and porn. -Brenthoven
        Originally posted by bigblue_dl
        i heart ctf. sdhe is awsdome!!! best ooster ever
        Originally posted by Brenthoven
        Fooperese.
        Saying that ctf is awesome.
        Saying that ctf is the best poster.
        bb_dl chasing after a raccoon: "I'm going to make this *ing skunk my b**ch!"

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        • #34
          Re: Your best Ref digs...

          Originally posted by crazytechfan View Post
          I really wish the ****** posted....
          He does. I even stood next to him for a bit at the UND games this year. I hear he's dating some freshman now.
          Hollywood Hair Care Tip for Infinity (Directly from Hollywood himself)
          when its minus 20 and u have to go outside.. make sure u wear a winter hat as the mohawk does not enjoy the winter weathe(r)
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          • #35
            Re: Your best Ref digs...

            Originally posted by Dirty View Post
            He does. I even stood next to him for a bit at the UND games this year. I hear he's dating some freshman now.
            This is one of the best zingers ever.
            tUMD Hockey

            "And there is a banana running around the DECC." "Well you don't see that every day..."

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            • #36
              Re: Your best Ref digs...

              Originally posted by Dirty View Post
              He does. I even stood next to him for a bit at the UND games this year. I hear he's dating some freshman now.
              Oh, shush, Dirty. He is a ******, but he's not the ******. If you'd seen/heard the ****** ******, you'd know.
              Loose and St Cloud go together. Like milk and cookies. Or bacon and porn. -Brenthoven
              Originally posted by bigblue_dl
              i heart ctf. sdhe is awsdome!!! best ooster ever
              Originally posted by Brenthoven
              Fooperese.
              Saying that ctf is awesome.
              Saying that ctf is the best poster.
              bb_dl chasing after a raccoon: "I'm going to make this *ing skunk my b**ch!"

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              • #37
                Re: Your best Ref digs...

                Originally posted by Dirty View Post
                He does. I even stood next to him for a bit at the UND games this year. I hear he's dating some freshman now.
                Who's Gulke dating? I was never next to you during the games, pregame yes but not during the games
                Originally posted by Twitch Boy
                Like the sign out front says, "the price of freedom is visible here."

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                • #38
                  Re: Your best Ref digs...

                  Originally posted by techcodemonkey View Post
                  Also, if it's a delayed penalty you can always do the:
                  "Hey Ref, (More effective if you know the ref's name), raise your hand if you're gay!"
                  At a OHL game I heard "Hey ref, raise your hand if you rode the short bus". The funny thing was about a half dozen fans rose their hand as well. Really funny.
                  "If you're satisfied with being good, you'll never be great"

                  "heck, you go to some D-III hockey games and a Steven Segal Chinese stick fight breaks out,....." by Camman15

                  2009-2010 Regular Season Atlantic Hockey Pick-em Champion

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                  • #39
                    Re: Your best Ref digs...

                    Originally posted by Painted_Bandit View Post
                    Who's Gulke dating? I was never next to you during the games, pregame yes but not during the games
                    His hand.
                    Hollywood Hair Care Tip for Infinity (Directly from Hollywood himself)
                    when its minus 20 and u have to go outside.. make sure u wear a winter hat as the mohawk does not enjoy the winter weathe(r)
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                    • #40
                      Re: Your best Ref digs...

                      Originally posted by ExileOnDaytonStreet View Post
                      Now that's a well traveled chant.

                      It's fun to change it around every now and then: "The wife beats the ref!"
                      Originally posted by ExileOnDaytonStreet View Post
                      Hel-en Kel-ler! *Clap*Clap*ClapClapClap*
                      These are both very good.
                      tUMD Hockey

                      "And there is a banana running around the DECC." "Well you don't see that every day..."

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                      • #41
                        Re: Your best Ref digs...

                        "Hey (ref's name), take the cock out of your mouth and blow the **** whistle!"
                        "Come on (ref's name), we all know your mom is the one doing the hooking!"

                        The first one works best when the arena is dead silent, and one person with a voice that carries, yells it.
                        The second is just something I yelled at the Kohl Center last year, got many laughs. It was shortly after shirtless almost got tasered.
                        Originally posted by crazytechfan View Post
                        I really wish the ****** posted....
                        That would be dam funny...
                        Originally posted by Dirty View Post
                        He does. I even stood next to him for a bit at the UND games this year. I hear he's dating some freshman now.
                        Hey ooohh!
                        Last edited by bigblue_dl; 12-15-2009, 01:18 PM.
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                        RIP - Kirby

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                        • #42
                          Re: Your best Ref digs...

                          One WCHA ref told me the best one he heard was, "Hey ref, bend over and look at it with your GOOD eye!!"
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                          • #43
                            Re: Your best Ref digs...

                            Originally posted by section16rowA View Post
                            One WCHA ref told me the best one he heard was, "Hey ref, bend over and look at it with your GOOD eye!!"
                            That's awesome.

                            One of my favorites was when the Gophers still had glen mason as their football coach and bill mason was reffing the game. Being the wcha ref he is, he was blowing calls left and right. The whole crowd started chanting "Fire Mason." It was great.
                            Code:
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                            College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                            BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                            Originally posted by SanTropez
                            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                            Originally posted by Kepler
                            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                            • #44
                              Re: Your best Ref digs...

                              Originally posted by section16rowA View Post
                              One WCHA ref told me the best one he heard was, "Hey ref, bend over and look at it with your GOOD eye!!"
                              Obviously that ref hasn't done very many games, because most of the suggestions here are a lot more creative than that.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Your best Ref digs...

                                Originally posted by Jon View Post
                                Once when I was really mad at Jeff Bunyan:

                                "Nepotism, nepotism, sis boom bah!"
                                I like this.

                                Quite appropriate for Baby Shep.
                                Bulldog Hockey: 2011 National Champions! Finally!!!

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