Minnesota Gopher 2012 offseason thread

[JDUBBS1280]

You really are an embarrassment to gopher fans, I would rather hug Happy at the waist with my mouth open than spend an hour talking to you.

WRONG THREAD

[wasmania]

Re: Minnesota Gopher 2012 offseason thread

True and IIRC that was right around the time when your pretentious *** came wandering into our offseason thread in an attempt to deflect discussions about UND's dubious reputation of transforming players into crazed lunatics on and off the ice.

Harley calling someone pretentious is like Jockstock calling someone a nutcase

[Greyeagle]

Re: Minnesota Gopher 2012 offseason thread

You really are an embarrassment to gopher fans, I would rather hug Happy at the waist with my mouth open than spend an hour talking to you.

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

Re: Minnesota Gopher 2012 offseason thread

WRONG THREAD

Ok, even I have to give JDUBBS credit for this one...

[HarleyMC]

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Harley calling someone pretentious is like Jockstock calling someone a nutcase

Reading another UND lame*** post by wasmaniac is like walking into a men's room stall only to discover someone forgot to flush.

[The Rube]

Re: Minnesota Gopher 2012 offseason thread

Reading another UND lame*** post by wasmaniac is like walking into a men's room stall only to discover someone forgot to flush.

He's the guy that sees there are 5 urinals, the far left one is taken, and he's the one that takes the second from the right.

[HarleyMC]

Re: Minnesota Gopher 2012 offseason thread

He's the guy that sees there are 5 urinals, the far left one is taken, and he's the one that takes the second from the right.

And then after taking a leak, the clown stands there shaking his willy for 5 minutes just to p*** everyone else off .

[wasmania]

Re: Minnesota Gopher 2012 offseason thread

And then after taking a leak, the clown stands there shaking his willy for 5 minutes just to p*** everyone else off .

So you're the guy watching me from the stall, standing with legs wide apart. And the guy on his knees in the stall next to yours must be brent.

[wasmania]

Re: Minnesota Gopher 2012 offseason thread

And then after taking a leak, the clown stands there shaking his willy for 5 minutes just to p*** everyone else off .

And Harley, when did you give up the psychobabbler persona for the internet tough guy schtick? Advice: Leave the gooning it up to UND.

[burd]

Re: Minnesota Gopher 2012 offseason thread

Since we are on this subject, are the low urinals are for the big boys or the little boys?

[The Rube]

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Since we are on this subject, are the low urinals are for the big boys or the little boys?

Yes. Some of us need the room.

[HarleyMC]

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And yet more lame drivel from a former Gopher fan who defected to the Whioux. If there's one thing America hates it's a traitor like wasmaniac. *****http://i594.***********.com/albums/tt28/harleymc1/gtfo.gif******

[icehawk]

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Since we are on this subject, are the low urinals are for the big boys or the little boys?

Water is still cold in the low ones.

[siouxfer3]

Re: Minnesota Gopher 2012 offseason thread

The summer long rumor of Roberto Luongo returning to the homeland here in South Florida have been quiet for well……not long enough it seems. According to the USA Today, the holdup is Dale Tallon’s unwillingness to part ways with future NHLer Nick Bjugstad. Bjugstad a 6′ 5″ 215 lb center is going back to the University of Minnesota this season, rather than attempt to make the Florida Panthers roster and good for him. He wants a chance to win a collegiate championship, and he has every right to do so.

As for Dale’s stubborness I applaud him. We have no idea what the ceiling might be for Bjugstad. Never mind it would appear that the Panthers prospect pool is rich in men down the middle, everyone knows, a good center is hard to find. It’s even harder to find 2,3 or 4. With Bjugstad and Jonathan Huberdeau lining up as the top two centermen in the future, it appears that the Panthers are getting their ducks in a row.

As for Vancouver general manager Mike Gillis and his demands for a prospect as part of a deal, the longer this goes, the less control he has. It’s clear that Bobby Lou’s days with the Canucks are numbered. He said so himself after a recent poker tournament he attended. While we don’t know what the ceiling is for Bjugstad, we do know this. Roberto Luongo is 33 years old. He puts up great numbers in the regular season, and seems to have difficulty winning the big game in the post season.
http://therattrick.com/2012/07/30/wh...-luongo-trade/

[goldy_331]

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Water is still cold in the low ones.

OK, we've tried to tell you Whioux fans before, but those are not for washing your face in, they're for peeing in. Every season I have to instruct one or two of the Whioux faithful when I see them in Mariucci. Also - No, not the elevator, the urinal.