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  • #46
    Re: The offseason is going down the tubes.

    Maybe the best answer given to a cop, ever:

    As for why the two littered the street with a lawnmower, kitchen table, glassware and other items of their own, Onger said, "They provided an answer that they routinely destroy each other's property

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    • #47
      Re: The offseason is going down the tubes.

      Originally posted by uwbadgers14 View Post
      hockey coaches are about as important to the outcome of a game as a MLB manager, maybe just slightly more. When it comes to playoff time all coaching is over and either your team plays well or doesn't, nothing the dude behind the bench can do about it... I normally enjoy any excuse to tear into the Sioux but the fact is he teaches a great system, gets great athletes and more often then not is one of the toughest outs at anytime of the year and will likely get a title before he is done at UND...
      Check out Brad Buetow's last season in CC (8-28-0) and Don Lucia's fist season in CC (23-11-5). Do you still feel a coach makes little difference?
      I HATE RED!

      I always seem to choose my hand over extremely hot women.
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      • #48
        Re: The offseason is going down the tubes.

        Originally posted by Dirty View Post
        You weren't real good at arithmetic in grade school, were you?
        at least I learned how to wash, and you know how it goes, once one sue gets arrested, everyone else on the teams joins in sooner or later.
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        The reason for the talent in the west? Because MN didn't rely on Canada.

        Originally posted by MN Pond Hockey
        Menards could have sold a lot of rope

        this morning in Grand Forks if North Dakota had trees.

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        • #49
          Re: The offseason is going down the tubes.

          Originally posted by Happy View Post
          at least I learned how to wash, and you know how it goes, once one sue gets arrested, everyone else on the teams joins in sooner or later.
          Excellent response. One of your best ever.
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          • #50
            Re: The offseason is going down the tubes.

            Originally posted by uwbadgers14 View Post
            hockey coaches are about as important to the outcome of a game as a MLB manager, maybe just slightly more. When it comes to playoff time all coaching is over and either your team plays well or doesn't, nothing the dude behind the bench can do about it...
            You're 100% correct. Heck, think about that guy who coached that team of undersized, overmatched, no-name Americans at Lake Placid in 1980. Its not like he had anything to do with the outcome of that tournament. Right?






            Right?





            Anyone?

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            • #51
              Re: The offseason is going down the tubes.

              Originally posted by Dirty View Post
              Excellent response. One of your best ever.
              hey, are they going to have lawn mower tossing contests for free sue tickets before every game? it sounds like a great idea.
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              The reason for the talent in the west? Because MN didn't rely on Canada.

              Originally posted by MN Pond Hockey
              Menards could have sold a lot of rope

              this morning in Grand Forks if North Dakota had trees.

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              • #52
                Re: The offseason is going down the tubes.

                Originally posted by Happy View Post
                hey, are they going to have lawn mower tossing contests for free sue tickets before every game? it sounds like a great idea.
                It does. Sadly, I am not with the marketing department so I am uncertain on the idea. You should try pitching it to REA/UND big wigs.
                Hollywood Hair Care Tip for Infinity (Directly from Hollywood himself)
                when its minus 20 and u have to go outside.. make sure u wear a winter hat as the mohawk does not enjoy the winter weathe(r)
                Hollywood Amazingness

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                • #53
                  Re: The offseason is going down the tubes.

                  Originally posted by Dirty View Post
                  It does. Sadly, I am not with the marketing department so I am uncertain on the idea. You should try pitching it to REA/UND big wigs.
                  I will be happy to arrange the Minneapolis "toss a lawn mower to keep a sue in jail" contest, but someone up in Grand Forks will have to do it at your end.
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                  The reason for the talent in the west? Because MN didn't rely on Canada.

                  Originally posted by MN Pond Hockey
                  Menards could have sold a lot of rope

                  this morning in Grand Forks if North Dakota had trees.

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                  • #54
                    Re: The offseason is going down the tubes.

                    What are the rules to this? I suggest we just adopt the hammer toss technique.
                    Hollywood Hair Care Tip for Infinity (Directly from Hollywood himself)
                    when its minus 20 and u have to go outside.. make sure u wear a winter hat as the mohawk does not enjoy the winter weathe(r)
                    Hollywood Amazingness

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                    • #55
                      Re: The offseason is going down the tubes.

                      Originally posted by Dirty View Post
                      What are the rules to this? I suggest we just adopt the hammer toss technique.
                      or, do we need to ask the jailbirds their technique? I do think a full two handed hammer toss would allow exceptional distance, and lots of crowd entertainment if some of the contestants have had a few.
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                      The reason for the talent in the west? Because MN didn't rely on Canada.

                      Originally posted by MN Pond Hockey
                      Menards could have sold a lot of rope

                      this morning in Grand Forks if North Dakota had trees.

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                      • #56
                        Re: The offseason is going down the tubes.

                        Originally posted by Dirty View Post
                        What are the rules to this? I suggest we just adopt the hammer toss technique.
                        I suggest we supercharge MTU's skating treadmill. Then launch said lawnmower by placing the lawnmower on the treadmill, which is located on an incline.

                        In the end, no one really wins, but we all have a lot of fun.
                        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                        Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                        • #57
                          Re: The offseason is going down the tubes.

                          Originally posted by Happy View Post
                          I will be happy to arrange the Minneapolis "toss a lawn mower to keep a sue in jail" contest, but someone up in Grand Forks will have to do it at your end.
                          you could have the goofer players do this toss a mower contest during the NCAA regionals.... we know they won't be playing hockey any more...

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                          • #58
                            Re: The offseason is going down the tubes.

                            Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                            I suggest we supercharge MTU's skating treadmill. Then launch said lawnmower by placing the lawnmower on the treadmill, which is located on an incline.

                            In the end, no one really wins, but we all have a lot of fun.
                            UND has their own skating treadmill now, so Tech has become completely useless.
                            Hollywood Hair Care Tip for Infinity (Directly from Hollywood himself)
                            when its minus 20 and u have to go outside.. make sure u wear a winter hat as the mohawk does not enjoy the winter weathe(r)
                            Hollywood Amazingness

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                            • #59
                              Re: The offseason is going down the tubes.

                              Originally posted by Dirty View Post
                              UND has their own skating treadmill now, so Tech has gone back to being completely useless.
                              Minor correction.
                              Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                              Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                              • #60
                                Re: The offseason is going down the tubes.

                                Originally posted by willythekid View Post
                                you could have the goofer players do this toss a mower contest during the NCAA regionals.... we know they won't be playing hockey any more...
                                funny you should mention that, because 32>>>>24. Looks like und is sucking hind *** when it comes to making the NCAAs.
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                                The reason for the talent in the west? Because MN didn't rely on Canada.

                                Originally posted by MN Pond Hockey
                                Menards could have sold a lot of rope

                                this morning in Grand Forks if North Dakota had trees.

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