Re: Thursday Night Smackdown - Michigan Tech at UNO, Thursday, Dec. 9
UNO fans, welcome to your first Michigan Tech Game Thread. Here's a few things to bring you up to speed with how we operate here:
- You must be at least 48 inches tall to ride the Michigan Tech Game Thread. How MEg got around this we'll never know.
- Keep hands and feet inside the thread at all times.
- Do not ride the Michigan Tech Game Thread if you are pregnant, have an existing medical condition, are easily offended by strong language or mentions of atrocious acts, or do not have a sense of schadenfreude.
- All liquids must be contained in a 3-ounce container and sealed inside a 1-quart clear plastic zip top bag. Except booze.
- Free Tech radio feed can be found here. Listen for Dirk Hembroff's voice to jump three octaves; that's how you know when something is happening. A pay video feed is available at Michigan Tech's website, but it is highly not recommended due to poor quality and connection issues.
- We refer to Tech power plays as "coffee breaks." The reason is because "power play" for the past few seasons has been a misnomer (though it's been great this season.) A Tech penalty kill is referred to as a "liquor break" for similar reasons.
- Do not turn off the game until the captain has activated Ronald McDonald. You'll know what we mean when you see it.
- In the unlikely event of a Tech win, your mom can be used as a flotation device.
Congratulations on your impending wins, and enjoy your Michigan Tech Game Thread experience!
MichiganTechHuskiesPepBand: There's No Use Trying To Talk. No Human Sound Can Stand Up To This. Loud Enough To Knock You Down.
UNO fans, welcome to your first Michigan Tech Game Thread. Here's a few things to bring you up to speed with how we operate here:
- You must be at least 48 inches tall to ride the Michigan Tech Game Thread. How MEg got around this we'll never know.
- Keep hands and feet inside the thread at all times.
- Do not ride the Michigan Tech Game Thread if you are pregnant, have an existing medical condition, are easily offended by strong language or mentions of atrocious acts, or do not have a sense of schadenfreude.
- All liquids must be contained in a 3-ounce container and sealed inside a 1-quart clear plastic zip top bag. Except booze.
- Free Tech radio feed can be found here. Listen for Dirk Hembroff's voice to jump three octaves; that's how you know when something is happening. A pay video feed is available at Michigan Tech's website, but it is highly not recommended due to poor quality and connection issues.
- We refer to Tech power plays as "coffee breaks." The reason is because "power play" for the past few seasons has been a misnomer (though it's been great this season.) A Tech penalty kill is referred to as a "liquor break" for similar reasons.
- Do not turn off the game until the captain has activated Ronald McDonald. You'll know what we mean when you see it.
- In the unlikely event of a Tech win, your mom can be used as a flotation device.
Congratulations on your impending wins, and enjoy your Michigan Tech Game Thread experience!
I put this in the season thread too, but I think we should get these: (The shirt obviously said "My team is better than your team", but with photoshop anything can be done....)
Here's a suggestion. A good one. Forget about this game and go get some wings and a few pitchers. If my calculations are correct, next week is finals week, which means you should start getting drunk now.
Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.
Here's a suggestion. A good one. Forget about this game and go get some wings and a few pitchers. If my calculations are correct, next week is finals week, which means you should start getting drunk now.
well How about 2 six packs of sam adams and some popcorn. I don't think there will be any uno fans though.
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Here's a suggestion. A good one. Forget about this game and go get some wings and a few pitchers. If my calculations are correct, next week is finals week, which means you should start getting drunk now.
I wish I could. I've got an IM hockey game at 10 and I need to work on a final paper as well. I hate being responsible.
Uh-oh, Maker's has a new product? That's bad news for my wallet and my liver.
My liq store recently got the American Honey. I figure that will be something inexpensive to try over the holi-daze.
Also, excellent briefing Twitch.
Yeah, haven't tried the new makers yet, will give it a shot this weekend. It's a barrel aged over-proofed bourbon.
Looks excellent and its Makers so it should be.
Also, american honey is great on the rocks.
Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.
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