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  • University of North Dakota, version 2.0

    Continue...
    No need to label it "offseason" thread, since the season is coming up fast!

    Plus, we needed to get another thread started so that Happy would have a place to post.
    I like chocolate milk and Kate Beckinsale and Lauren Graham and Brooke Burke and Elisha Cuthbert and Eva Longoria.

    Fighting Sioux Hockey

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    Re: University of North Dakota, version 2.0

    I am pretty dang mad I didn't get the last post on the other thread. and that reminds me, how come none of UND players are good enough to go Pro? Poor recruiting? Too many arrests? Bad physical fitness? Sugar Beet disease?
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    The reason for the talent in the west? Because MN didn't rely on Canada.

    Originally posted by MN Pond Hockey
    Menards could have sold a lot of rope

    this morning in Grand Forks if North Dakota had trees.

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    • #3
      Re: University of North Dakota, version 2.0

      Originally posted by Happy View Post
      I am pretty dang mad I didn't get the last post on the other thread. and that reminds me, how come none of UND players are good enough to go Pro? Poor recruiting? Too many arrests? Bad physical fitness? Sugar Beet disease?
      I didn't even try. It just happened. I hope that makes you more angry.
      Don't you wish your blogger was hot like me?

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      • #4
        Re: University of North Dakota, version 2.0

        I think this is the right area. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

        For sale:
        http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=110423763449

        I figured someone here might want one. Thank you.
        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
        Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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          Re: University of North Dakota, version 2.0

          Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
          I think this is the right area. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

          For sale:
          http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=110423763449

          I figured someone here might want one. Thank you.
          Please leave the jokes to the professionals. You absolutely suck at it. I'm serious, never do that again. You're embarrassing yourself.
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          when its minus 20 and u have to go outside.. make sure u wear a winter hat as the mohawk does not enjoy the winter weathe(r)
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          • #6
            Re: University of North Dakota, version 2.0

            Originally posted by Runninwiththedogs View Post
            I didn't even try. It just happened. I hope that makes you more angry.
            It made me boil with rage.
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            The reason for the talent in the west? Because MN didn't rely on Canada.

            Originally posted by MN Pond Hockey
            Menards could have sold a lot of rope

            this morning in Grand Forks if North Dakota had trees.

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            • #7
              Re: University of North Dakota, version 2.0

              Originally posted by Dirty View Post
              Please leave the jokes to the professionals. You absolutely suck at it. I'm serious, never do that again. You're embarrassing yourself.
              Ask yourself a couple questions:

              1. Is this the A-material part of the year?
              2. Do I really care if I impress you?
              3. Do I really care if I look like a moron?

              Now, go check up on Hildegard, since in her old age, she tends to take many nightly bathroom breaks.
              Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
              Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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              • #8
                Re: University of North Dakota, version 2.0

                Is this thread title the upcoming name for UND's nickname? (note to Dirty: not mascot but nickname)
                tUMD Hockey

                "And there is a banana running around the DECC." "Well you don't see that every day..."

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                • #9
                  Re: University of North Dakota, version 2.0

                  Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                  I think this is the right area. Please correct me if I'm wrong.

                  For sale:
                  http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=110423763449

                  I figured someone here might want one. Thank you.
                  Well there's Goldie's problem: They don't understand what kind of "lawn mower" is used in our off-season lawn mower tossing weight training program.

                  Here's the size our freshmen use. The guys work up from there.
                  The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

                  North Dakota Hockey:

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                  • #10
                    Re: University of North Dakota, version 2.0

                    Hey, a new thread. I didn't even notice the old one was going to close.
                    Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                    3. Do I really care if I look like a moron?
                    The key question with Brenthoven
                    sigpicUniversity of North Dakota, 8 time D-I Ice Hockey National Champions!

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                    • #11
                      Re: University of North Dakota, version 2.0

                      Originally posted by Runninwiththedogs View Post
                      I didn't even try. It just happened. I hope that makes you more angry.
                      I'll give you credit for one of the best thread-ending posts ever.
                      Who decided that we needed both North and South Dakota? It seems like a lot of wasted paperwork to me. -- Creed Bratton

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                      • #12
                        Re: University of North Dakota, version 2.0

                        Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                        Well there's Goldie's problem: They don't understand what kind of "lawn mower" is used in our off-season lawn mower tossing weight training program.

                        Here's the size our freshmen use. The guys work up from there.
                        Are they allowed to use that during Captain's practices, or does a full blown accredited coaching staff member need to be there to use that equipment?
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                        The reason for the talent in the west? Because MN didn't rely on Canada.

                        Originally posted by MN Pond Hockey
                        Menards could have sold a lot of rope

                        this morning in Grand Forks if North Dakota had trees.

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                        • #13
                          Re: University of North Dakota, version 2.0

                          Originally posted by Happy View Post
                          Are they allowed to use that during Captain's practices, or does a full blown accredited coaching staff member need to be there to use that equipment?
                          Have you been smoking the weed again with Birkholz?
                          I like chocolate milk and Kate Beckinsale and Lauren Graham and Brooke Burke and Elisha Cuthbert and Eva Longoria.

                          Fighting Sioux Hockey

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                            Re: University of North Dakota, version 2.0

                            Originally posted by brianvf View Post
                            Have you been smoking the weed again with Birkholz?
                            better then smoking crack with Puffy.
                            Sioux Yeah Yeah

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                              Re: University of North Dakota, version 2.0

                              Originally posted by brianvf View Post
                              Have you been smoking the weed again with Birkholz?
                              nah, I was drinking with Matt Greene.
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                              The reason for the talent in the west? Because MN didn't rely on Canada.

                              Originally posted by MN Pond Hockey
                              Menards could have sold a lot of rope

                              this morning in Grand Forks if North Dakota had trees.

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