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  • Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

    Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    More importantly, why would a couple Princeton players needs condoms? Marquette is a 2.5 hour drive from the Gipp.
    Word got out that ctf's mom was nearby.
    Augsburg College: Wait, there's another D-3 school whose name starts with "A"?

    Originally posted by The Darkness:
    I don't see you asking Beer Pong Horn if he practices a religion from the beer continent.


    Originally posted by bigblue_dl:
    Wow. Tech fans are such a-holes. I think I saw Beer Pong Horn kick a blind puppy once.


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    • Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

      Originally posted by Freddie View Post
      One witness also reported seeing two 'preppy looking' young white men wearing orange ties using the blade of an ice skate to pry open the condom vending machine in the men's room.
      Must be one interesting bus ride
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      • Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

        Originally posted by Freddie View Post
        One witness also reported seeing two 'preppy looking' young white men wearing orange ties using the blade of an ice skate to pry open the condom vending machine in the men's room.
        Who let ShortBus on the bus?

        Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
        More importantly, why would a couple Princeton players needs condoms? Marquette is a 2.5 hour drive from the Gipp.
        2. Don't worry, the rampant STDs are even closer.

        Originally posted by Beer Pong Horn View Post
        Word got out that ctf's mom was nearby.
        I hate you all.
        Loose and St Cloud go together. Like milk and cookies. Or bacon and porn. -Brenthoven
        Originally posted by bigblue_dl
        i heart ctf. sdhe is awsdome!!! best ooster ever
        Originally posted by Brenthoven
        Fooperese.
        Saying that ctf is awesome.
        Saying that ctf is the best poster.
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        • Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

          Originally posted by crazytechfan View Post
          Who let ShortBus on the bus?
          Ducati has his phone # now, so you could possibly call him and ask.
          Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

          RIP - Kirby

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          • Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

            Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
            Ducati has his phone # now, so you could possibly call him and ask.
            NO WAY!!!!
            Loose and St Cloud go together. Like milk and cookies. Or bacon and porn. -Brenthoven
            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
            i heart ctf. sdhe is awsdome!!! best ooster ever
            Originally posted by Brenthoven
            Fooperese.
            Saying that ctf is awesome.
            Saying that ctf is the best poster.
            bb_dl chasing after a raccoon: "I'm going to make this *ing skunk my b**ch!"

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            • Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

              Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
              Poor {PROVICED
              Hokydad is probably driving the bus, waving at players' parents all the while...

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              • Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

                Originally posted by crazytechfan View Post
                NO WAY!!!!
                I'm not lying. When he was hammered at the final 5 he was calling everyone in his phone trying to get stb's number. He failed, but then apparently a couple days later someone texted him the number.
                Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

                RIP - Kirby

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                • Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

                  Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                  I'm not lying. When he was hammered at the final 5 he was calling everyone in his phone trying to get stb's number. He failed, but then apparently a couple days later someone texted him the number.
                  heh. heh.
                  Loose and St Cloud go together. Like milk and cookies. Or bacon and porn. -Brenthoven
                  Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                  i heart ctf. sdhe is awsdome!!! best ooster ever
                  Originally posted by Brenthoven
                  Fooperese.
                  Saying that ctf is awesome.
                  Saying that ctf is the best poster.
                  bb_dl chasing after a raccoon: "I'm going to make this *ing skunk my b**ch!"

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                  • Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

                    Originally posted by hockeyplayer1015 View Post
                    The welcoming committee would like to blame Clarkson for underperforming so much, that Dartmouth now has the shortest trip. Had Clarkson played better, Dartmouth could be swapped with Michigan Tech, creating 2 long bus rides instead of one, and not having an intraconference matchup.

                    Once again, Cluck Farkson.
                    If only we could've beat SLU(T) last Sunday (or was it the Sunday before?). Maybe that would've made us less bad enough?
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                    • Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

                      Originally posted by Freddie View Post

                      East Regional; Hockey Town USA in Saugus MA
                      http://www.hockeytownsaugus.com/

                      Northeast Regional; St Lawrence Centre in Massena NY
                      http://www.slcarena.com/

                      Midwest Regional; George Gipp Arena in Laurium MI
                      http://www.michigan.org/Property/Detail.aspx?p=B4757

                      West Regional; Palouse Ice Rink in Moscow ID
                      http://www.palouseicerink.com/
                      Nearly time for the puck to drop on the BFB Regionals. Here's a quick recap

                      Eastern bracket, Saugus MA
                      #1 Holy Cross v #4 Robert Morris - Friday March 26 11:30pm *
                      #2 Mercyhurst v #3 Niagara - Saturday March 27 2:30am **
                      Regional Chumpionship Sunday March 28 3:15am ***
                      * BackBay Plasma Donor Center Night. Check your bandaid for a special BOGO ticket offer.
                      ** Intermission Entertainment Extravaganza featuring "Skanky Sally and the CrackHos"
                      ***Save your ticket stub!!! Exchange for a free cot at any of seven nearby homeless shelters!

                      Northeast bracket, Massena NY:
                      #1 Bentley v #4 Western Michigan - Saturday March 27 7:30am @
                      #2 Bowling Green v #3 Dartmouth - Saturday March 27 11:00am @
                      Regional Chumpionship Sunday March 28 5:30am @@
                      @ Sponsored by Spencer Gifts. Free obscene t-shirt to first 6 fans!
                      @@ Intermission entertainment features the internationally renowned "Saint Lawrence Seaway Skating Kazoo Band"

                      Midwest bracket, Laurium MI:
                      #1 UConn v #4 Princeton - Friday March 26 10:40pm %
                      #2 Army v #3 Harvard - Saturday March 27 1:35am %
                      Regional Chumpionship Sunday March 28 4:30am %
                      % Remember, all games in this bracket are being played on rollerskates or rollerblades, as the ice at George Gipp Arena has been removed for the season. Don't forget to visit CTF's hot mom at the concession stand... featuring "Turnip and Buck-Testicle Pasties". All proceeds benefit the ASPCY (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Youpers)

                      Western bracket, Moscow ID:
                      #1 AIC v #4 Providence - Saturday March 27 8:00 %%
                      #2 Clarkson v #3 Michigan Tech - Saturday March 27 11:15am %%
                      Regional Chumpionship Sunday March 28 9:15am %%%
                      %% Times are approximate as the arena is hosting a lock-in sleepover party for NAMBLA (North American Man-Boy Love Association)
                      %%% There will be an extended 2nd intermission to allow the Credence Baptist Assembly and Militia to perform their 83rd annual rendition of The Passion Play. The ice will remain covered with palm branches for the 3rd period.
                      Du hockey comme dans le temps!

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                      • Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

                        Turnip and buck-testicle pasties can't be any worse than haggis, no?

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                        • Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

                          Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                          Turnip and buck-testicle pasties can't be any worse than haggis, no?
                          I just drank a testicle?
                          Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

                          RIP - Kirby

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                          • Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

                            Originally posted by Freddie View Post
                            %% Times are approximate as the arena is hosting a lock-in sleepover party for NAMBLA (North American Man-Boy Love Association)
                            So essentially the committee with be too busy to start the games on time
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                            Jerseys I would like to have:
                            Skating Friar Jersey
                            AIC Yellowjacket Jersey w/ Yellowjacket logo on front
                            UAF Jersey w/ Polar Bear on Front
                            Army Black Knight logo jersey


                            NCAA Men's Division 1 Simulation Primer

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                            • Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

                              Fully acknowledging I am very late to this party but...

                              How are the officials chosen for this "Futile Four?

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                              • Re: Bottom Feeders Bracket/Futile Four 2010

                                Originally posted by frmbostn View Post
                                Fully acknowledging I am very late to this party but...

                                How are the officials chosen for this "Futile Four?
                                There are 9 refs, and 6 linesmen per game. They are the only good refs in the NCAA, as the bad ones are busy reffing the real tournament.
                                Originally posted by nmupiccdiva
                                ...anyone that can start a meme like that is welcome and will fit in just fine around here.

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